Bring on the HL2 toys!

[Agent4054]

rock on, man. Pot Smokers unite! hehe I see your avatar also speaks for you.

 

[zdub]

hehe true!

PARTY BOOOOY! do you come with the funny party boy music! play it...PLAY IT NOW!

hehe do you also go by bunny the lifegaurd?

 

[Guest]

*Puts on party boy music*

hey , i feel like partying right here!

*party boy music plays* *strips out of clothes*

 

[zdub]

harass chinese security gaurds too! bahahaha....ok i have to go watch that now

 

[Flyingdebris]

yeah, mcfarlane figurines would probably kick more ass then other lesser figurines


you know what would be even cooler than all these things combined, even if you added a free helper monkey?

A wearable replica of an HEV suit.

You'd have an army of Gordon Freemens "longjumping" everwhere and beating small animals with crowbars whereever they go.. it would be like a force of nature, only instead of nature, chubby 14-30 something year old computer geeks.

 

[Agent4054]

hey! i'm not chubby!

 

[Mjolnir]

replica HEV suit, thats cool.
I can just imagine a huge orange army shining flashlights into dark corners and hitting anything that moves (hit it till it moves) with the trusty crowbar........
One of those manipulators would be cool, you could have heaps of fun with door to door salesmen and god squaders.

 

[Inflatablewoman]

South park hl dudes would be cool

 

[Flyingdebris]

okay okay, you are big boned

 

[DaLys]

I want a 1:1 scale combine soldier to put outside my door.

 

[Flyingdebris]

screw that, just hire me to do it because,

1. I need money

2. I intend to go to gaming convenetions as a combine trooper

 

[Quotidian---]

Originally posted by ElFuhrer
Maybe a pull string that makes him say "It's a design decision, not a technical limitation." or "no comment".

haahagl;hasl;dgj ahahhahhah

 

[Dile]

A fluffy headcrab with a hole on its bottom, so i can use it as a hat!

 

[ray_MAN]

Originally posted by Dile
A fluffy headcrab with a hole on its bottom, so i can use it as a hat!

LOL. How about the Micro Machines but instead of an Army base Black Mesa.

 

[Blud Stane]

Dile that's pure marketing genius!

They should definitely make that headcrab plush toy/ hat!!!

Mcfarlen should also pick up on HL2 toys cmon lets get a petition signed or something.

 

[DrEvil]

a stuffed head crab to put in my apt ventilator shaft

 

[Dile]

Originally posted by Blud Stane
Dile that's pure marketing genius!

They should definitely make that headcrab plush toy/ hat!!!

Mcfarlen should also pick up on HL2 toys cmon lets get a petition signed or something.

Oh thanks :- )

Wait ive got an even better idea!
Plush headcrabs and a plush crowbar! To ease the nerve :cheers:

 

[Adam]

I want a noob action figure with pull string that says things like, "OMG HALF-LIFE 2 DELAYED!!", "maybe I can send u some money in envelope" or even "I have 3 gigahertz cpu with 1gig ddr ram and radeon 9800 pro 256, will hl2 run for me?" complete with llama hat accessory.

 

[Quotidian---]

someone should e-mail this to gabe

 

[A2597]

I still want a plush headcrab....

or a keychain.

 

[Mjolnir]

How about one of those tamogotchi things that were popular with kids a few years back---but with HL creatures...

n00b action figure...LOL.....