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lol you crazy polish and your plasters.
Put a band-aid over it and tell her that you nicked yourself shaving.
If she's the type to ask to see the cut, then you might have to change your story.
In that case, scrape it up a bit more so it looks less like a hickey then mumble something about messing around with powertools. Good luck!
I actually care about this girl and Im not interested in making her jealous, we're past the stupid games.
This is starting to sound like one of those gay relationship advice threads.
Put a band-aid over it and tell her that you nicked yourself shaving.
If she's the type to ask to see the cut, then you might have to change your story.
In that case, scrape it up a bit more so it looks less like a hickey then mumble something about messing around with powertools. Good luck!
I didn't technically cheat but it's complicated, and I would rather avoid that conversation with her right now.
I'm actually not looking for advice unless you guys have advice on getting rid of this hickey. Aside from that I got it covered.
Draw all sorts of random sharpie shit on your neck to cover it. When she asks wtf happened, tell her you passed out drunk last night and woke up with that shit all over, and be all "**** there's some on my neck too? Dammit, I must have missed it when I showered".
**** it, plenty more pussy at the rspca.