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Suicide42 said:ok, i just completed it (MAN I AM SAD).
heres a discription of what happened...
I wont say who the bosses are, because basically i wasnt listening when they told me which of bush's minions i was fighting. i also wont say what characters i got, as i cant remember where i got them or who they are, as i have a SHIT memory
OK, after the first boss, you get the first voultron key and proceed through the white house, where the first batch of facts are thrown at you (about how bush has wasted all the money that clinton saved). After fighting Bush senior and his wife (who are having sex at the time and are spewing out loads of little baby bushes) you fight some risch tart (as it explains the unfairness of current U.S. taxes).
Then we fight our way through more white house goons, and after fighting the secon boss discover that terrorists are attaking, and so we scarper through a tunnel with the second key.
Next we emerge on a barbados island, and after we are told how the rich can escape taxes by "officially" living in an island out of the US, we are taken to the third boss- who is significantly harder than the others. another voltron key in the bag once he is bleeding on the floor!
Next we escape to a poor, american city, where scooby doo and the "crew" explain that americans are having practically no health care or insurance. Also they are being forced out of work, making the economy crumble. We run through a factory (ironically willy wonkas factory) and discover that the ompa-loompas are getting hardly any pay due to taxes, and bush is forcing the workers to get a substancial reduction in pay.
Then we come to a church.. and after saving jesus (who promptly joins our team) we discover that bush has been using propoganda to make the american people belive that god is on our side. The next boss is a giant evil sinner dude, who is rather easy and reveals the fourth voltron key.
but whats this? bush zapps us with his evil laser beam into a huge missile, and we travel with it to iraq!!! emerging from the explosion (luckily unharmed) we run through the streets of iraq, evading suicide bombers and helping american troops. then we escape into a tunnel through sara michell gella's giant head (dont ask).
appearing in a missile silo, we discover that iraq did have weapons after all. we save the tellytubbies who promptly run off, then defeat a sub boss (who has been trained in the ways of the jedi arts. one of the best bosses actually, as he only uses lightsabers and jumping, no crappy laser beams or mallets
Then osma bin laden and some other terrorists (that include the burgular character from mcdonalds) prepare to launch an amazing nuclear-toxic-bioweapon on the US!!!
but then the tellytubbies come to save us. phew. then when we least expect it, they launch it themselves as apparantly any sympathy they had for the US after 9/11 dissapeared when the US showed an arrogant counter attack. Then we fight another boss or something... i kinda stopped keeping track..
Anyway, with all 5 voultron keys in hand, we call Voultron (who is now under our control due to the keys) and order him to take us to the US before the missile hits. We get there but we are too late, and everyone, including voltron, is blown to smithereens.
But our heroes emerge battlescarred and bruiesd (how do they do it?) only to find bush has mutated with some filthy pigs and the hawk of war to make some sort of big, freak thing. we are going to die.
but NO! john kerry comes and turns into a powerful super-robot using voltrons remains, and we use him to whip george W's butt. even though he is just as good as any other character...
then there is no final scene, other than john kerry explaining why you should vote for him, and repeating all the bad things that have been said about bush.
Then a screen comes up, which directs you to johnkerry.com or something. for such an amazing game, it has the worst ending ever. i bet it got LOADS of gamers to vote for him though
i wasted half an hour of my time writing this, so the least you could do is read it!!!
Raziaar said:
Raziaar said:
Moto-x_Pat said:Right...everyone has a different view on the matter. Most people can't respect other's views. I know this from the things that the nerdy politically obsessed kids at school say. One says "Bush rules!" and another goes "Oh my god you idiot, Kerry all the way!" It starts to become a war.
I just went and proved how easily your beliefs can be disagreed with and laughed at...especially when you seem brainwashed by a stupid flash game.
Raziaar said:
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Foxtrot said:
Moto-x_Pat said:
Lil' Timmy said:
Raziaar said:
Moto-x_Pat said:I pretended to flip out in order to get a reaction. See page 2 and the hilarity that ensued.
It works everytime. I have listened to politically obsessed people at school who will argue all day long about whether or not Bush is a good president. They laugh when people say things similar to what I said. Yay for me!
Raziaar said:
Moto-x_Pat said:Right...everyone has a different view on the matter. Most people can't respect other's views. I know this from the things that the nerdy politically obsessed kids at school say. One says "Bush rules!" and another goes "Oh my god you idiot, Kerry all the way!" It starts to become a war.
I just went and proved how easily your beliefs can be disagreed with and laughed at...especially when you seem brainwashed by a stupid flash game.
