buying a $6500 doll. how many of you would sink that low?

[Que-Ever]

And my parents!

and that was indeed what I was trying to say, razor...

 

[Murray_H]

Do you think they could be microwaved to give them some body heat?

And as the heat goes, it's like you're making love to someone you just killed :|

 

[Alix Mcdean]

Do you think they could be microwaved to give them some body heat?

ROFL! I just thought of someone trying to shove the whole doll into a normal sized microwave. Trying to close the door with legs and arms sticking out.

-Alix

 

[<RJMC>]

Do you think they could be microwaved to give them some body heat?

And as the heat goes, it's like you're making love to someone you just killed :|

I imaginate what they will try to make then look more living

"now they make orgasm sounds when you bangning it!"

 

[Murray_H]

I imaginate what they will try to make then look more living

"now they make orgasm sounds when you bangning it!"

Whack a dynamo in each of their 'special holes' and you're halfway there to user-activated audio stimulation

 

[Gorgon]

with that money you can fook over 100 super Porn star. why wast it on one doll

 

[SimonomiS]

Do you think they could be microwaved to give them some body heat?

And as the heat goes, it's like you're making love to someone you just killed :|

Solution?

with that money you can fook over 100 super Porn star. why wast it on one doll

Re-usable my dear friend, not sure many porn-stars can be bought to be there at your every request.

 

[ray_MAN]

That's like ****ing a teddy bear...
SimonomiS knows all about these items...

 

[SimonomiS]

I like the way he puts "How many" in the thread title, as if he assumes at least some of the people here would buy one, he just doesn't know how many.

 

[Shodan]

Solution?



Re-usable my dear friend, not sure many porn-stars can be bought to be there at your every request.

One pornstar lasts more than once, I don't know how quickly you'd get through 100 pornstars....



WTF am I talking about?

 

[SimonomiS]

One pornstar lasts more than once, I don't know how quickly you'd get through 100 pornstars....



WTF am I talking about?

For that kind of money I'm hoping the doll would be made robust enough to last longer.

 

[Bleeder]

I'd hit it. If they were free.

 

[LittleB]

I'd hit it. If they were free.

That's how I feel. For 6500 you can just get a really awesome hooker.

 

[Yuri]

That's how I feel. For 6500 you can just get a really awesome hooker.

Only for a few nights!

RealDolls last your WHOLE LIFE!!!

 

[<RJMC>]

I think here are some future buyers

 

[LittleB]

I think here are some future buyers

lol yeah, the hl2.net perv-patrol.

You guys should put your savings together and buy one, then you can meet up at Munro's house and take turns with it

 

[DreamThrall]

- if anyone even suspects you have it, bye bye social life

If you've got it, that's a pretty sure sign that your social life has already packed up, stole your car, done figure 8's in your front lawn, run over your dog, 2 cats and rabbit, and burned rubber taking off down the road with the girl you've had your eye on.

 

[Skaadi]

I wouldn't want to do it with anything that won't stop staring at you :| That's incredibly creepy. You can just tell that one is going to come alive and start walking like a robot... like in Doctor who!

I think I've got that episode on dvd. *nervous cough*

 

[CptStern]

I am talking about the real size, 100lbs "erotic" dolls. Erotic is a word I use loosely here because they are so real I am sure artists, doctors, and so on could give them a legitimate use.

I won't post the link here but if you want to know that bad what I am talking about search for "real doll". Man, I am still shocked from what I saw at that webpage. Those dolls couldn't look any more real. Good luck explaining to the cops about your doll if they ever see you loading it or unloading into your car.

The dolls are undoubtedly pretty (I wish my girlfriend was that hot), but let's face it, who wouldn't think of you as a creep if they knew you owned one of those? Not even I would sink that low.

dood go to a rub and tug, cruise the red-light district take up a hobby, go to the library, learn to polka, meet new people ...ANYTHING but remain in the house



quote of the day:


"you are porking a dummy"



Lol!!! ...I wonder if that's how Tommy lee felt

 

[Dgenatron]

lol yeah, the hl2.net perv-patrol.

You guys should put your savings together and buy one, then you can meet up at Munro's house and take turns with it

That's a good idea. We only need to get 100 people to put $65 a pop. I will naturally go first since I was the one who brought up the topic. LittleB goes second for coming up with the idea, and Munro goes third for lending us his home :cheers:

 

[LittleB]

Woohoo I get to use it after only after one other person!! *mild hygienics*

 

[andrew_e1]

hell, imagine putting it in the closet after having sex with it, then in the morning you wake up and its next to you in bed :O

 

[diluted]

Good luck explaining to the cops if they ever see you loading or unloading it into your car.

I remember reading a news article where that actually happened. I think it was in Germany. Some guy was dragging a sex doll (not sure if it was a 'real doll') from his car trunk to his house and the neighbors saw him and called the cops. Cops showed up expecting to find a body but instead he showed them his sex doll in the closet... :|

 

[Burn]

This is NOT cool.

 

[Sulkdodds]

The avatar is angry!

 

[jondy]

This is NOT cool.

Yus. Sex dolls- not cool.

 

[HunterSeeker]

Actually they are cool as they lack the ability to generate body heat...


*Runs away*

 

[Insano]

Omg, what is my mom doing there?

I was thinking yesterday why she never says anything to me...

 

[Dgenatron]

Actually they are cool as they lack the ability to generate body heat...


*Runs away*

According to that website, the dolls, which are made of silicon, resist up to 300 F. I believe they even suggested in the FAQ section that you could put the doll inside a hot tub to give it body heat, this after some freak asked if he could shower with his doll.

 

[Pesmerga]

hell, imagine putting it in the closet after having sex with it, then in the morning you wake up and its next to you in bed :O

That'd be hella scary, especially when it decides to meet you at work or something, or in a bathroom stall.

"Timmy! Don't you...love me?" *pulls out knife*

 

[Maxi]

If you think owning one is bad, think about the CEO, or the guy who invented it.

 

[Sulkdodds]

lol, wrong thread Crush. :E

 

[sabre0001]

you would have to be creeped by yourself with one of those...especially if you pay THAT much for it...

 

[chu]

They are for the Necropheliac in training.

 

[Shodan]

The real question is, when are they gonna make sex dolls for/of fat people?

 

[Unfocused]

lol yeah, the hl2.net perv-patrol.

You guys should put your savings together and buy one, then you can meet up at Munro's house and take turns with it

Ahaha, made me laugh out loud But, hey! I'm not using the doll after Munro :E

 

[<RJMC>]

I imaginate it

people in the house in a circle and one pick out the doll of the box

"ok I am going first"

"not me I payed 40%"

munro "this is my house"

"but I ordered it"

munro "give it to me or I ban you in HL2.net"

"oh dam" gives doll

*munro use it*

seconds later munro "o right whos next?"

"why the doll hav the ass bited?"

*munro looks around* "ok your are baned"

 

[DreadLord]

I imaginate it

people in the house in a circle and one pick out the doll of the box

"ok I am going first"

"not me I payed 40%"

munro "this is my house"

"but I ordered it"

munro "give it to me or I ban you in HL2.net"

"oh dam" gives doll

*munro use it*

seconds later munro "o right whos next?"

"why the doll hav the ass bited?"

*munro looks around* "ok your are baned"

Most of us are fluent in English though...

 

[Greatgat]

I imaginate it

people in the house in a circle and one pick out the doll of the box

"ok I am going first"

"not me I payed 40%"

munro "this is my house"

"but I ordered it"

munro "give it to me or I ban you in HL2.net"

"oh dam" gives doll

*munro use it*

seconds later munro "o right whos next?"

"why the doll hav the ass bited?"

*munro looks around* "ok your are baned"

Sloppy seconds on a doll? Groddy. You'd have to sandblast the thing.

 

[Adabiviak]

Her name is Shelly, and she's pretty fun for a brunette.:rolling: