Chav's

[The Dark Elf]

Did they all die after a while? Please tell me they all died!! Is there a nack to killing them or what?

probably all someone's bitch in prison by now, which is the fate of all chav types eventually, they don't die they get f....

 

[Andyr]

Go outside more.

 

[Asknoone]

LMAO, darn accurate. They annoy the hell out of me, as they seem to have this funny obsession with the local bus stop, i don't understand really, they stand on it, lean on it, grunt at the local folks and spit and graffiti all over it. Whats with that?

They also seem to have this utter hatred for Goths. The goths don't even have to do anything to get into a fight. I mean i know a few, and they wouldn't even go looking for a fight, nor judge someone by the way they are dressed.

 

[Edcrab]

Go outside? No, they follow me and TRY TO MOLEST MY ANKLES.

God, I hate them and everything they stand for. Doctor said I was paranoid... AND SO I ATE HIS FACE!

...but in all seriousness they're a collection of irredeemable ****wits who would've been removed from society by natural means if we didn't keep interfering with the evolutionary processes. They're worse than those bloody impotent pandas who need all the help they can get- they multiply like viagra-filled rabbits but have all the social spirit of a lobotomised mollusc.

Then again I've seen Darwin's brainchild in action to a lesser degree- many of the fat ones are so damn fat it's hard to tell which are male and which are female, thereby eliminating any chance of the things managing to breed.

 

[<RJMC>]

what the hell is a chav?

 

[The Dark Elf]

what the hell is a chav?

You don't have them in Venezuela? Your lucky.

 

[Dekstar]

You don't have them in Venezuela? Your lucky.

Trust me, it's like a plague. SPREADING! They're all over wales, and they make it look worse than when we were all accused of f**king sheep. Seriously, they are realy f**ktards... I swear if they don't kill me I'll kill them!

 

[The Dark Elf]

Trust me, it's like a plague. SPREADING! They're all over wales, and they make it look worse than when we were all accused of f**king sheep. Seriously, they are realy f**ktards... I swear if they don't kill me I'll kill them!

hehe welsh chavs, doesn't charlotte church date those?


such a shame, she could do so much better

 

[KoreBolteR]

Trust me, it's like a plague. SPREADING! They're all over wales, and they make it look worse than when we were all accused of f**king sheep. Seriously, they are realy f**ktards... I swear if they don't kill me I'll kill them!

i live in an urban area of south Wales , and i dont see any

looks like its just the part you live in, because i think your over exaggerating(sp?), lol.

which part u live in m8?

PS: from the chavs ive seen.. i feckin hate them, id love to burn them all. :thumbs:

 

[<RJMC>]

they are people that pass all the time in the street wearing clothes talking rare and allways trying to rob people?

 

[The Dark Elf]

they are people that pass all the time in the street wearing clothes talking rare and allways trying to rob people?

yeah that sounds like another form of chav hehe.

 

[Tr0n]

*waits for el chi to come into the thread*

 

[<RJMC>]

yeah that sounds like another form of chav hehe.

well in my city are people like that but many of them where caught by the police and now they guards cars in the streets whit a stick,but if you dont give then pay they will do something bad to your car,and they do that cuz they are homolese kids,is sad but is not sad when you know they rob

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I ****ing hate chavs...i got em down in south east London as well in he 'ghetto' lol

I dunno if he site is still around, but www.fat-pie.com used to have videos of some chav called devvo, i have all the videos, they are classic. The camera man follows him for a week and its unreal that i am the same species as these things...it appauls me these people are allowed to live. Oxygen theives.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hmm, not liking other people is one thing but I think perhaps this thread went way past that boundary.

 

[Absinthe]

Hmm, not liking other people is one thing but I think perhaps this thread went way past that boundary.

It's okay. Chavs aren't people.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

So are they like Ali G from Da Ali G Show? (Except, in real life and very assholish)

 

[The Dark Elf]

well in my city are people like that but many of them where caught by the police and now they guards cars in the streets whit a stick,but if you dont give then pay they will do something bad to your car,and they do that cuz they are homolese kids,is sad but is not sad when you know they rob

erk that sucks. Buy a paintball gun and have fun with target practice :E

So are they like Ali G from Da Ali G Show? (Except, in real life and very assholish)

Yes, damn I shoulda remembered that character, a good example.

 

[el Chi]

*waits for el chi to come into the thread*

Didn't I already implode?
Oh well, just for good measure:
<Implodes. Again.>

 

[Tr0n]

Didn't I already implode?
Oh well, just for good measure:
<Implodes. Again.>

*falls on his knees*

NOOOOOOOOO!!!MY EL CHI!!!

*cries*

 

[WySiWyG]

I live in Kent mate lol

Shithole, but it depends where abouts. I just find the things they say hilarious. "Aiiit blud" "Safe" "Breeeezing over to McDonalds" etc.

I live in Petts Wood, Bromley - not much chav activity here, but go to Bromley town centre and there'll be so many, go to St. Mary Cray (for whatever reason you'd go there) and you'll just get straight into a fight without out a doubt. Such scum lives there (no offence to all the nice people who live there).

I say safe, not blud, but its a london thing. Growing up there I speak like that, as do most of my mates who live there. Not a chavvy thing. It may be that the london slang has been adopted by the chavs which ****ing sucks.

The thing about bromely is its so close to london, they all think they are from there.

I was chatting to this girl when I lived in brighton who was all like truesay, raaah, isit? and shit like that. Coming from london and recognising the accent I asked where in london she was from. She said Saaaf. I said I grew up in london, where abouts? She said Bromley! I said Bromley isn't in London its in Kent. It may have 0208 phone numbers. But it is in Kent. She replied Close enuf thow innit.

The worst is people just adopting the London lingo 'cos it's cool. They should be shot as well.

 

[WySiWyG]

So are they like Ali G from Da Ali G Show? (Except, in real life and very assholish)

Nah, ali g takes the piss out of wiggas.

Chavs are like wanna be gypsies/travellers. Like fairground people but not.

www.chavscum.co.uk

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Hehe, in Lancashire they are called Townies, they do have an on going fued with the local Goths. As long as they have the socks covering the outside of their tracky bottoms, you know its a towny. Its okay when there is one of them, its when their swarming in packs when you have to be vigilant.

Thats why Goths are so loved by the community both young and old, they do the cleaning

 

[The Dark Elf]

Nah, ali g takes the piss out of wiggas.

Chavs are like wanna be gypsies/travellers. Like fairground people but not.

www.chavscum.co.uk

erk fairground people.. bunch of untrusty yobs, and travellers are even worse, they just don't give a shit and think they have the right to do anything. Thankfully we don't get many round here, haven't seen any in years infact. The Chav's just can't help but attack them and burn their caravans down. So its kinda better to keep away for them. Which is fine, I don't want them moving into the fields behind my house.. though saying that, with the laws allowing us to kill intruders it might not be so bad

 

[Raziaar]

We definately have those in america. Though I don't know the proper word to describe them. Wannabe Gangsters? Homeboys? Homies? Those last two are their terms to describe each other.

I dunno. Someone from the states throw out a better word to describe what ours are called.

I just call them morons.

 

[Foxtrot]

What exactly is a chav? And I am guessing they must be poor because none of them are here to take offense. Are there like trailer trash in the US? Or more like gangsta's(the hip hop dumb ones, the weak ones).

 

[Raziaar]

What exactly is a chav? And I am guessing they must be poor because none of them are here to take offense. Are there like trailer trash in the US? Or more like gangsta's(the hip hop dumb ones, the weak ones).

I think they're more like our 'gangsta wannabe's. The kids walking around wearing these big fluffy coats and purple crap, sporting 'bling bling', wearing brand name merchandise just like the UK guys, like adidas, nike, etc. They also throw out all sorts of street lingo.

God they are such idiots.

 

[The Dark Elf]

What exactly is a chav? And I am guessing they must be poor because none of them are here to take offense. Are there like trailer trash in the US? Or more like gangsta's(the hip hop dumb ones, the weak ones).

More the gansta types, their almost all pasty white teenage wanna be black gangbangers. But you can bet they'll be crying like laaadies whenever you see them getting arrested lol tis funny.

They prefer consoles over PC's, though some might have a PC here or there that used to be someone elses until it left through the window so to speak.

The world would be a better place without them thats for sure.

 

[pr0nking]

I say safe, not blud, but its a london thing. Growing up there I speak like that, as do most of my mates who live there. Not a chavvy thing. It may be that the london slang has been adopted by the chavs which ****ing sucks.

The thing about bromely is its so close to london, they all think they are from there.

I was chatting to this girl when I lived in brighton who was all like truesay, raaah, isit? and shit like that. Coming from london and recognising the accent I asked where in london she was from. She said Saaaf. I said I grew up in london, where abouts? She said Bromley! I said Bromley isn't in London its in Kent. It may have 0208 phone numbers. But it is in Kent. She replied Close enuf thow innit.

The worst is people just adopting the London lingo 'cos it's cool. They should be shot as well.

Tell me about it..I live in Brighton and the place is crowded with 'em we have like 4 ghetto places, and it ****ing sucks, but they're all so funny. Its amazing Townies (Chavs) have been so low key no one never used to believe us (kids) about 'em. now chavs are common place and now they're celebrities...

 

[Warbie]

What exactly is a chav? And I am guessing they must be poor because none of them are here to take offense. Are there like trailer trash in the US? Or more like gangsta's(the hip hop dumb ones, the weak ones).

They're both /o\

 

[K e r b e r o s]

"Blud" is London slang. As in, "Ya get me blud?"

No, but its also a short mispelling of "Blood", a gang in the US. It does serve a dual purpose -- I should know. The United States is what made the Chav ... please, kill all of the Chavs!

 

[Ginjarou]

Stormy blows goats

 

[Killarmy]

He really does blow goats

Lol its funny coz its true

 

[lePobz]

On my way into Uni today I saw a row of 5 chavs all lined up leaning against the front of a shop, they were all staring at a pile of dog shit in the pavement infront of them, waiting for someone to stand in it.

Is this chav entertainment?

If I stood in that shit and they laughed, i'd rub their ****ing faces in it. I'd laugh.

 

[kupocake]

A funny photoshop....

from http://beta.com captioned "stop teen pregnancy in britain"

clicky

 

[Guus345]

chavs in America are people who always ask say the same thing to you even though you have never seen them and asks you

"you gotta a dolla son"

in amercia its a bit different though because it seems that they are "white trash" in England but the in America some of these kids are actually rich and act that way to others because of the image that they think is cool and want to show

i live in Connecticut and i have a neighboor who acts just like this Chavs in England, funny story, i came from the deli once and he was with his bother, no one around, he walked up to me and said "hey i want those chips" and his brother said to him "i am not going to help you if you get your a$$ kicked" and he walked away, but he is always punkiing people around though, all talk no action type of punk.

 

[Guus345]

this is also a very quite part of town, actually my the entire state is quite except Bridgeport, very ugly city

 

[baron insig]

mate if u want to add somrething to your post and u posted in the thread 15 mins earlier you can edit your post......

saves space in threads, thusly saving server space

and yea!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

in amercia its a bit different though because it seems that they are "white trash" in England but the in America some of these kids are actually rich and act that way to others because of the image that they think is cool and want to show

You haven't seen a chav female until you've seen them with corned-beef legs

 

[Dekstar]

i live in an urban area of south Wales , and i dont see any

looks like its just the part you live in, because i think your over exaggerating(sp?), lol.

which part u live in m8?

PS: from the chavs ive seen.. i feckin hate them, id love to burn them all. :thumbs:

Try Builth and.... Uuh, where-is-it? Oh yeah, That Llanwrtyd place. That's the sh*t-hole for le Chave! Seriously. You want to know what chavs are, the best place to go is to those places. I have to go to Builth Everyday, and Llanwrtyd most days (I have family there), but they are real evil places. I'll give you £100 if you kill all the Chavs in those places I swear!