Chimp goes ape, rips woman's face off

[CptStern]

Police have released a tape of the chilling emergency phone call made by a woman as her crazed chimpanzee went berserk and viciously attacked her friend.

Hysterical with fear and grief, Sandra Herold pleaded with an officer over the phone to help her stop the animal from mauling her friend, begging them to 'Hurry, please! He ripped her face off.'

With the chimp, Travis, grunting and screaming loudly in the background, Herold screams down the phone: 'He's killing my girlfriend!'

When the switchboard operator asks 'Who's killing your friend?' Herold replies: 'My chimpanzee! He ripped her apart! Shoot him, shoot him!'

The 70-year-old, told today how she was forced to repeatedly stab her beloved pet in order to stop him attacking 55-year-old Charla Nash at her home in Stamford, Connecticut.

Describing him as 'my son', Mrs Herold fought back tears as she said: 'He looked at me like, "What did you do?"

'It was horrific what happened and I had to do what I had to do, but still, I'll miss him for the rest of my life.'

Mrs Herold said she first used a shovel to try and stop the 14-stone chimp as he attacked Mrs Nash's face.

When that failed she grabbed a kitchen knife and repeatedly plunged it into the wild ape.

She added: 'He was too strong. He was killing my girlfriend.'

Travis, who starred in TV commercials, was eventually shot several times after attacking two police officers. He crawled back to his cage to die.

Mrs Nash was so badly disfigured that a police officer could not tell that she was a woman, and radios back: 'There's a man down. He doesn't look good.

'We got to get him out of here. He's got no face.'

Mrs Nash was fighting for her life in hospital after suffering horrific facial injuries. She also had most of her fingers bitten off after arriving to visit Mrs Herold.

dayam, did he ever make a monkey out of her :monkee:


the monkey in question:

Travis was potty trained and able to dress himself and often drank from a long stemmed glass.

Mrs Herold, who was widowed five years ago, said the chimp liked to eat fillet steak and lobster tails.

Herold, who had raised Travis from birth, later told U.S. TV that she has no regrets about keeping the chimp in captivity.

'He couldn't have been more like my son if I'd given birth to him,' she said.

except he was prone to RIPPING PEOPLE'S FACES OFF like only a good son can


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...olice-shoot-rampaging-pet-emergency-call.html

 

[Officer Combine]

If this is real, whoa crap.

 

[Tyguy]

Monkey - i has banana
owner - not anymore (takes banana)
Money - I wants my banana!!!!!!

*begins to mutilate callers friend*

 

[Raziaar]

Hysterical with fear and grief, Sandra Herold pleaded with an officer over the phone to help her stop the animal from mauling her friend, begging them to 'Hurry, please! He ripped her face off.'

With the chimp, Travis, grunting and screaming loudly in the background, Herold screams down the phone: 'He's killing my girlfriend!'

Wait... girlfriend girlfriend, or girlfriend friend?

Lesbians?





That stupid bitch doesn't even realize what a bad idea it is to keep an animal like that captive.

Look what it did, it ripped her friend(lover's?) face off... even though it was raised entirely by humans.

What a ****ing moron. I feel sorry for the woman who lost her face(and maybe her life?).

 

[Officer Combine]

Does it really matter raziaar?

 

[Raziaar]

Does it really matter raziaar?

Yes and no.

 

[CptStern]

Wait... girlfriend girlfriend, or girlfriend friend?

Lesbians?

The 70-year-old

55-year-old

thanks, now I think I need to stab myself in the brain in an attempt to wipe that image from my mind

but most likely no, they were not lovers

 

[Raziaar]

I feel sad for the chimp as well. If that chimpanzee wasn't raised in captivity like and treated like he was incapable of any type of harm, he would have never been in the situation to maul a woman like that(unlikely knowing the damage he's causing) and die such a terrible death.

 

[PJ]

you post the best stories stern. poor Mrs noface. whats was wrong with that chimp? jeez

 

[Officer Combine]

Animals are animals. You can make them nice but you can't oust their instincts. Basically a wolf is a wolf, a tasmanian devil is a friggin tasmanian devil, and a chimp is an ape...oh sorry, I got that last one wrong. Stupid evolution.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Hoalay shit. Monkey business gone wrong.

Lesbians? lol

 

[Eejit]

Basically a wolf is a wolf, a tasmanian devil is a friggin tasmanian devil, and a chimp is an ape...oh sorry, I got that last one wrong. Stupid evolution.

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[Shakermaker]

This story is so old that it spawned an entirely different feud: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/18/new-york-post-cartoon-race

 

[CyberPitz]

Imagining that makes my face hurt.

 

[Officer Combine]

What the hell are you talking about?

Well that's what happens when you don't quote my entire post.

 

[CptStern]

What the hell are you talking about?

he's been watching too much looney tunes



Oh, people call me Daffy, They think that I am goony,
Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney,
Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, It sure gives me a pain,
Please pass the ketchup I think its going to rain.

Oh, you can't bounce a meatball,
Though try with all your might,
Ah, turn on the radio I want to fly a kite

 

[Officer Combine]

What I was saying is that animals have the instincts of their species. A sheepdog chases sheep naturally. A wolf naturally wants to kill things. An ape naturally will defend its property with violence.

 

[Eejit]

I meant what was the blather about chimp/ape and evolution. You made no sense.

 

[Raziaar]

And an orangutan will rape with no guilty thoughts in its head!

 

[Officer Combine]

I meant what was the blather about chimp/ape and evolution. You made no sense.

Neither does evolution. Unless your an evolutionist, which then I completely respect your beliefs.

 

[Eejit]

Evolution makes sense if you have a basic understanding and/or and IQ over 60.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I feel sad for the chimp as well. If that chimpanzee wasn't raised in captivity like and treated like he was incapable of any type of harm, he would have never been in the situation to maul a woman like that(unlikely knowing the damage he's causing) and die such a terrible death.

Yeah but now it'll say on his tombstone "starred in commercials; ripped someone's face off; shot up by the police." How many other apes can you say that for?

 

[MJ12]

Similar story happened with some Race Car driver, the chimp bit a woman's finger off, animal protection took it away, they would visit it.

One day on his birthday they visited the chimp and they brought cake for it, other ape got jealous and tore the man's face and balls off.

After that, the two people STILL tried to get the ape back into their home with them. People are so ****ing retarded, they have no understanding of wild animals. "Oh, it's a Chimp like in the movies! So cute! I bet I can take care of it!"



I'm sorry, but I cannot stress how funny this line is-

'We got to get him out of here. He's got no face.'

Sounds like a line from a really bad movie.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Neither does evolution. Unless your an evolutionist, which then I completely respect your beliefs.

Hahaha, is this a joke? Because if not it exemplifies everything that is wrong with religious understanding of science.

 

[CptStern]

Evolution makes sense if you have a basic understanding and/or and IQ over 60.

checkmate and a zing!

 

[Officer Combine]

Where did that one celled creature branch off to become both a naked mole rat and a human? A cat and a donkey?

And NO STERN, we can't all get along.

 

[Seppo]

This thread is now about evolution vs god.

 

[nurizeko]

Crazy to think an slouching animal like that is 4 times stronger then a human.

Crazy shit, or so I heard.

This thread is now about evolution vs god.

Futile exercise.

 

[MJ12]

It's not really crazy at all, they use their arms the most to move around/climb stuff, so naturally they would have superior upper body strength to that of the old Bipedal Human.

 

[Omnomnick]

Friend showed me a vid of the call yesterday.

Crazy monkey.

 

[Eejit]

Where did that one celled creature branch off to become both a naked mole rat and a human? A cat and a donkey?

And NO STERN, we can't all get along.

It seems you fail at one of the stated requirements.
I suspect both actually.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

naturalselection, lol

c'mon gize

 

[Officer Combine]

You know what, trash it. Evolution and everything else is like the Bible and the Khoran. Lets talk about this monkey some more.

 

[Eejit]

It's an ape not a monkey.
You're lucky there's no Librarian around.

 

[MJ12]

Monkeys have tails, APES DO NOT, THIS IS NOT A HARD CONCEPT PEOPLE.

 

[Officer Combine]

It's an ape not a monkey.
You're lucky there's no Librarian around.

Oh, I'm sorry. Its not as if I was just saying that to sound stupid or anything.

 

[Mech Man]

I bet the owner of the ape was beating herself up over this. Too bad she wasn't ripped or she could have pulled it off the other chick.

 

[Officer Combine]

If an animal does it once kill the animal. If an animal does it twice kill the owner.

 

[Mech Man]

If it does it twice then it must be a zombie.

 

[Eejit]

You're really good at sounding stupid. That must be a useful skill.