China bans Hanna Montana

I aslo just saw that the OOWIIOWWIO thing i thought where chorus was actually some freaky synth sound. Cool. So long since i saw them... They got banned here if i remember correctly.
 
That's rather surprising considering the Power Rangers movie took place in Australia.
 
Yeah but some 2 boys acctually beat a girl to death, and Power rangers got blamed.
Yesterdays problems where television.
Today we blame video games.
Before that they blamed witchcraft. Not ever do they stop and realize that people are just idiots.
 
Haha when I entered this topic, I was thinking about Hanna Barbera. Turns out this is about some stupid bitch I've never even heard of.
 
Did you guys know that in the UK, Hanna Montana is known solely as Miley Cyrus?
 
Darkside55 said:
Did I ever tell the story about how my friend got a guy fired at Target for talking about Hannah Montana?

We were trying to convince this other friend to listen to her while we were browsing through the posters, and my friend turns to this Target employee and asks him, "Excuse me my friend, don't you think Hannah Montana is attractive?"

And the guy responds, "Yeah, if you're a rapist."

So my friend talks to the employee's manager and she fires that dude on the spot.

The moral of the story is you should listen to Hannah Montana or you'll lose your job.
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this is not a story you should repeat. First of all as a grown man yes it makes you look like a weirdo at least and a pedo at worst. Also you got someone fired on a whim? you'd be eating my fist if that were me, also your geeky little friends too. no offense but ****ing with someones means of survival for the hell of it is pretty low
 
Well, a couple things to point out, good buddy.

First off, I'm not my friends' keeper. Sometimes they do shit that I don't agree with, that I tell them off about, that I'm embarrassed about, etc. The most I can do is tell them off. At the time my friend thought he was well justified in telling the manager he got called a rapist. Interesting fact: you're actually not supposed to defame anyone like that and it's grounds for getting you fired. Do I think the guy deserved to get fired? Nah. Do I think my friend was a little out of line? Yeah, sure I do. Did I call him on it? Nope, 'cause I don't care one way or another. I might feel a little bad for the guy, but at least he learned a valuable lesson about curbing your tongue.

Now, the "pedo at worst" comment...eh, I don't care. I'm not a pedo and neither are any of my friends, so I don't care what the story actually makes it seem like. "He asked if the guy thought a 16-year-old was attractive" ah hell, that don't make you a pedo. Also technically if it was anything it'd be an...well what would you call it...an "ephebo?" For ephebophile.

Third, Stern, Stern, Stern. You're generalizing on the internet. Me and my "geeky" little friends would be "eating fist." Oh boy. See that is the real problem with the internet these days--or rather, with the stereotype of the average internet user. Now I'm not an internet toughguy Stern, you know me. I'm not going to go around calling other people scrawny or weak and telling them that if I was in a position to, I'd punch them in the face. I don't do that kind of thing. Hey, in real life, I'm a pacifist!

But the thing is, it's a real big mistake to say you'd do something in someone's place without actually knowing who you're talking about. That friend, in particular, who got the guy fired? Yeah...it's like, I'm laughing right now, but it's almost not even humorous how bad an idea it would be to attempt to throw a punch at my brother-from-another-mother. I know you're probably thinking, "How tough could DARKSIDE and some nerdy dudes who listen to Hannah Montana be?"

That is a rather surprising answer.

Now me, myself, I dunno why anyone'd want to throw a punch at me, but I will say you're a damn sight better throwing it at me than...like 80% of my friends. I admit...I am the weakest of the bunch. Would it be a wise idea? Probably not, no. But it'd be better than trying to make the rest of them eat fist. Especially THAT one.


Jesus, especially that one. Otherwise the story would be,

"So my friend talks to the employee's manager and she fires that dude on the spot. He got mad and took a swing at my friend Mike, and he did not expect to have his arm broken, nor did he expect a man's elbows could be so sharp that his forearm strikes will gouge your face, nor did he expect to have his head slammed into the display counter, nor did he realize that this tiny, 5'4" dude who, even though he has some big, defined guns on him, is, in fact, motherfucking Wolverine. He did not know all the various disciplines of martial arts this guy has trained in, nor that he has the ground-and-pound of an octagon fighter, nor the fact that he trains Olympic hopefuls on the rings, doing the iron cross.

Dude went away on a stretcher, and because my other best friend Ben is a police officer, it was all billed as self defense because the irate employee threw a punch at him.

The moral of the story is you should listen to Hannah Montana or you'll lose your job, get upset and make a bad move, and then get the shit beat out of you."

But I wouldn't tell a story like that, because I'm not an internet tough guy. And that employee, who was actually there to SEE my friend, realized in a split second that the above FICTION would have been REALITY had he decided to try and do something.

C'mon, Stern...my friend just got this dude fired from his job. Did'ja ever think there might've been a reason he didn't try and do exactly what you said?
 
I whould have raped your friend if he had gotten me fired. With my fist.
Yeah thats right. Im not an internet tough guy tough.
Im an everywhere tough guy.
 
I would have raped your friend with a Hanna Montana doll if he had gotten me fired.
Yeah thats right.

and yes I did consider that the the guy who was fired didnt do anything ...but I'm not the guy you got fired. because this would be my reaction:


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ramming speed

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shocked hanna montana nazi
 
I don't know man I think that fat asian kid might be able to take you. You'd be coming at him and he'd just INHALE, suck your whole body up into those chipmunk cheeks of his. Look at that murderous look in his eye; you know he's about to go Kirby on everybody cropped out of that picture.
 
Darkside55 said:
I don't know man I think that fat asian kid might be able to take you. You'd be coming at him and he'd just INHALE, suck your whole body up into those chipmunk cheeks of his. Look at that murderous look in his eye; you know he's about to go Kirby on everybody cropped out of that picture.
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ya but he's running at me in slow motion (because of the FAT) giving me time to gouge his eyes out with my thumb and rip his testicles off with my teeth ...ya, you heard me with my teeth!!!


..like this but with my MOFO TEEF!!! ...

..except not in ass cuz that's just gross

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The only problem with that is that fat people don't need eyes; they can detect their food with a superior sense of smell; and also, you can't find a fat person's genitalia, what more a little kid whose balls likely haven't dropped?
 
ah so you've tried the ole' "rip the nuts off a fat asian kid with your teeth" trick I see




* filed for future use
 
Not with my teeth, but I am a practitioner of "monkey steals the peach."

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I'm not familiar with that move ..is it similiar to Monkey fcuks you up?

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can't you guys see how stupid this?

If we would do this stuff like this half of western europe would be banned from visiting the U.S
 
CptStern said:
actually no. if the bull wins it gets it's freedom ...as you can see; the bull won
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Apparently not always.

And it'll probably lose in the end anyway.

Occasionally, if the public or the matador believe that bull has fought bravely, they may petition the president of the plaza to grant the bull an indulto. This is when the bull?s life is spared and allowed to leave the ring alive and return to the ranch where it came from. However, few bulls survive the trip back to the ranch. With no veterinarian services at the plaza, most bulls die either while awaiting transportation or days later after arriving at their original ranch. Death is due to dehydration, infection of the wounds and loss of blood sustained during the fight.
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Makes me a sad bovine.
 
there's a contingency clause for anal goring; the little known and seldom used AssHole Clause
 
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