Christian Vs Morman

I cant watch the video but do they keep turning the other cheek waiting to be slapped but it never comes because they're all pious and shit?

/rolls up sleeve, warms up slapping hand

..someone has to man up
 
It's like watching three mice bicker about why the sky is falling.
 
in other words there's no slapping action ...boring
 
This is old but still entertaining to watch.
 
That was gold. Those gents are the type of people that give Christians a good name rather than besmirching that name. (See every religion ever created for a tarnished image of Christianity.)
 
TheDude said:
That was gold. Those gents are the type of people that give Christians a good name rather than besmirching that name. (See every religion ever created for a tarnished image of Christianity.)
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Pssh, what if Christianity is a tarnished image of other religions!? :O
 
CyberPitz said:
Pssh, what if Christianity is a tarnished image of other religions!? :O
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What if my sunglasses got jammed into my eye tomorrow? Empty what if questions. I don't agree with some of the preachings of the Bible, but there were some good points. I bet if everyone lived peacefully like Jesus, this world would be a better place. Jesus was the man.
 
except when he was beating his fellow jews in the temple on the sabbath

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dont mess with Jebus ..also he hates gays and atheists ..but especially gays
 
It just made me laugh that a Christian won a religious argument. Normly they just make up excuses and winge lots.
 
CptStern said:
except when he was beating his fellow jews in the temple on the sabbath

jesus-angry.jpg


dont mess with Jebus ..also he hates gays and atheists ..but especially gays
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From what I understand Jesus hated no one (Except telemarketers). he said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and that pretty much brings everyone under the peaceful, delicious gummy blanket of the peaceful Jebus.
 
I'm not an authority on jebus but it's safe to say that he stood for some pretty awful shit ..like killing gays and stoning people for adultery/looking into the eyes of the lord ..remember he doesnt say "dont stone people!!!" he said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" ..for all we know he could have picked up a stone and chucked it at the unfortunate victem but they just failed to record that part for obvious reasons
 
CptStern said:
I'm not an authority on jebus but it's safe to say hhe stood for some pretty awful shit ..like stoning people ..remember he doesnt say "dont stone people!!!" he said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" ..for all we know he could have picked up a stone and chucked it at the unfortunate victem but they just failed to record that part for obvious reasons
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Lol I think he actually black mailed Mary Magadellin for a quickie after he saved her from the stoners. And I don't know where you got the whole killing gays thing. That's modern Christian religions you're thinking of.
 
or threatened to stone her if she didnt put out
 
That was pretty funny, Mormons are annoying it's good to see them get owned.
 
CptStern said:
or threatened to stone her if she didnt put out
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And it was written "let he who is without sin cast the first stone, then free quickies for everyone. Longies for an extra 5 pieces of silver."
 
which one of the disciples gots sloppy 12ths? bet it was judas ..probably why he betrayed Jebus

"man I'm so tired of being last"
 
CptStern said:
which one of the disciples gots sloppy 12ths? bet it was judas ..probably why he betrayed Jebus

"man I'm so tired of being last"
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I understand Judas caught a bug that none of the others got. When Jesus jokingly asked Judus "hey gravy dick, would you pass the bread?" Judas flew off the handle and went to the Pharisees, selling Jebus for 30 pieces of silver.
 
..like killing gays and stoning people for adultery/looking into the eyes of the lord ..
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That's utter bullshit.
except when he was beating his fellow jews in the temple on the sabbath
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Yeah, I can see why you'd have a problem with Jesus driving out people who were cheating the poor. Cause that doesn't fall under "righteous anger".
 
MiccyNarc said:
That's utter bullshit.

Yeah, I can see why you'd have a problem with Jesus driving out people who were cheating the poor. Cause that doesn't fall under "righteous anger".
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He's thinking of God, not Jesus.
 
MiccyNarc said:
That's utter bullshit.
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ok the gazing into the eyes of the lord might be bullshit because up until Jebus the lord only ever appeared as a burning bush/semen to impregnate his mother (how ****ed up is that?)

MiccyNarc said:
Yeah, I can see why you'd have a problem with Jesus driving out people who were cheating the poor.
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you mean it was only bad on the sabbath? every other day it was free for all on the poor?

MiccyNarc said:
Cause that doesn't fall under "righteous anger".
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where's the turn the other cheek philosophy to live by that Jebus was so fond of dispensing? seems jesus liked to talk the talk but wasnt too keen on actually doing it himself
 
Pssh...one fairytale vs. another.

I guess the black guy debated better and seemed to "know"(lol) more about the bible and what not.
 
CptStern said:
ok the gazing into the eyes of the lord might be bullshit because up until Jebus the lord only ever appeared as a burning bush/semen to impregnate his mother (how ****ed up is that?)



you mean it was only bad on the sabbath? every other day it was free for all on the poor?




where's the turn the other cheek philosophy to live by that Jebus was so fond of dispensing? seems jesus liked to talk the talk but wasnt too keen on actually doing it himself
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Not even going to bother arguing with you, you're probably the most closed minded person I've ever had the displeasure of debating with.

You state that as if it was a fact rather than an opinion.
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As far as my religion goes, it's a fact.
The divinity of Christ is a basic tenet of Christianity.
 
MiccyNarc said:
Not even going to bother arguing with you, you're probably the most closed minded person I've ever had the displeasure of debating with.


As far as my religion goes, it's a fact.
The divinity of Christ is a basic tenet of Christianity.
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Lol whatever floats your boat. I used to be religious, but then I realized how much nonsense went into the mass. (I'm catholic) Once I realized how freaking crazy it was, I sort of stopped going.
 
CptStern why are you dissing Jesus anyways? Even if he is just some fake character in a bs story, he's still the protagonist and his character is one of the greatest literary heroes ever. So what the **** are you trying to say here? Are you saying that the protagonist of a story who gets angry at people for desecrating his beliefs is an idiot and therefore you have no idea why he should be the protagonist? Because at those standards I guess 99% of all story protagonists are, in fact, just retards. I mean since when do you write off main characters completely just because they have minor faults like that?

Or do you think he existed and you're just dissing him? In which case, you're an asshole because you're saying that someone who is obviously wiser than you or me and better behaved than Mother Teresa is a joke.

If you just hate religions then say it, because you're making an ass of yourself. What's wrong with you atheist assholes? l2disagree like an educated and respectful human being.
 
I am a proud Mormon and I find this offensive. Stop it please, or I shall ask Munro to ban all of you sinners.
 
Or just ban the mormons, they're worse than anything....
 
lame-o said:
CptStern why are you dissing Jesus anyways? Even if he is just some fake character in a bs story, he's still the protagonist and his character is one of the greatest literary heroes ever. So what the **** are you trying to say here? Are you saying that the protagonist of a story who gets angry at people for desecrating his beliefs is an idiot and therefore you have no idea why he should be the protagonist? Because at those standards I guess 99% of all story protagonists are, in fact, just retards. I mean since when do you write off main characters completely just because they have minor faults like that?

Or do you think he existed and you're just dissing him? In which case, you're an asshole because you're saying that someone who is obviously wiser than you or me and better behaved than Mother Teresa is a joke.

If you just hate religions then say it, because you're making an ass of yourself. What's wrong with you atheist assholes? l2disagree like an educated and respectful human being.
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Somehow I doubt you would be this upset if he dissed Batman.
 
mastag said:
Somehow I doubt you would be this upset if he dissed Batman.
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Somehow I doubt you'd be upset at all if I dissed Sir Galahad. But nice point, whatever the **** it is.
 
lame-o said:
Somehow I doubt you'd be upset at all if I dissed Sir Galahad. But nice point, whatever the **** it is.
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You are absolutely right. I would not be offended in the least.
However, you seem to be downright miffed because he disses a, as you accurately call it, protaganist in a story. The "best hero of all time". Since you seem so angry about the disrespect to literary icons, would you be as pissed if someone said disparaging remarks about another literary icon, such as Batman?
 
I never said I really idolized Jesus... I just said that he's treating something respectable like its worthless shit. But yeah, I guess I wouldn't get as angry at him for making fun of Batman because it just wouldn't really tug at me, but I would still make the same argument... his attacks are completely unfair. After all, this isn't about how pissed off I am, is it?
 
MiccyNarc said:
No. What the hell is your point by even asking this question?
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He's religious beliefs make no logical sense. I mean do you really believe that God *came* down from heaven and impregnated Mary (pun intended)? And do you believe that there was really a virgin birth? Its like the creators of the bible, the roman empire, thought up a sensational story that no one could disprove and made it into a religion. The bible is a ****ing fairy tail and if you believe in it you have some problems. Sure some of the morals are good, but how many other religions have the same principles? Have you ever read the Tao Te Ching? It teaches nearly the exact principles Jesus taught. I call shenanigans and I say **** religion. Its time we woke up and smelled the coffee, cause none of us are getting any younger. The sooner we do away with religion and fairy tail beliefs the sooner we as a race will find our true potential.
 
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