Condom Newb

[CptStern]

i need to find a bigger brand of condoms

even the magnums are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

:O

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=108500831

 

[Cormeh]

Oh ****ing jesus shit crap. That guy is either an epic troll or an epic noob. A scrotum is ugly enough without being squeezed raw by thin rubber, it probably looks like raw haggis.

Oh god I hope he done this infront of a chick. (Link is blocked at work for me )

 

[Kula Meenur]

^This. ****in' idiot.

 

[Mech Man]

Lol to the max , why would you even NEED protection on your balls?

 

[Lucid]

Even worse is how everybody on that forum talks like 4chan.

What the hell.

 

[Druckles]

Hah. I laughed. And then I mourned.

 

[Pesmerga]

Wait, they're not supposed to go over the balls?

 

[Mellish]

:O

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=108500831

Saved for further use in the future.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Wait, they're not supposed to go over the balls?

So you didn't go to Hospital after they turned blue?

 

[Rizzo]

Wait, they're not supposed to go over the balls?

Yeah, what about ball cancer!?

 

[CptStern]

Wait, they're not supposed to go over the balls?

no ..it goes here silly

 

[Mech Man]

I heard doing that thing by blowing it up through your nose can kill you , kill you dead.

 

[CptStern]

population control in more than one way ftw

 

[Rizzo]

I put one on like that on a friend who had passed out drunk. He woke up and started inflate it. It popped and killed him dead.

Spoiler

Not really, but he had one on, and he said it hurt like hell when it popped.

 

[Mech Man]

Why exactly does he have an inflated condom over his head in that pic anyways?

 

[Rizzo]

Becouse it's fun.

Edit: and herpes.

 

[The Monkey]

Hehe, keep reading the thread, the guy no clue what's doing on. And it's not a newb either, he has almost 20,000 posts on that forum.

 

[Mr Stabby]

How the hell do you find this stuff?

 

[Pesmerga]

Haha this is pretty cool
http://www.penisreductionpills.com/

 

[Muffin Man]

Psh, idiot... You don't put it on the shaft first!

 

[mindless_moder]

Lol to the max , why would you even NEED protection on your balls?

apparently to protect himself from herpes .....

 

[Pesmerga]

Well, he kind of has a point. Condoms don't protect against herpes because all that's required is skin contact. Although you'd pretty much have to be an absolute retard to have sex with someone with herpes, or to somehow miss the giant red swells on your partner's genitals.

 

[Krynn72]

lol idiot. Everyone knows you use a separate one for your balls.

 

[<RJMC>]

Lol to the max , why would you even NEED protection on your balls?

in case the balls get squezed nothing could leak







and stern was browsing a bodybuilding forum????

 

[Mech Man]

He is obviously - Yeah what were you doing Stern?

 

[Vegeta897]

in case the balls get squezed nothing could leak

Eww..

and stern was browsing a bodybuilding forum????

More eww...

 

[<RJMC>]

stern: I found on another website

vegeta: lies you are a menber there,you have a muscled character as avatar,that gives us the proof

stern: *straight stare at vegeta*

vegeta: *straight stare at stern*

*bell rings,people cheer*

 

[Vegeta897]

Hey now see, this is someone bringing my 'trolling' into another thread when I didn't do anything. Don't nobody go blaming me in here.

/runs away as fast as he can

 

[Unfocused]

Lol to the max , why would you even NEED protection on your balls?

Well duh - that's where the semen (the inseminating one) is, right?

 

[Emporius]

The trick is to wrap yourself entirely in plastic wrap

 

[Sulkdodds]

There is no way this guy is for real. No way!

Hey now see, this is someone bringing my 'trolling' into another thread when I didn't do anything. Don't nobody go blaming me in here.

/runs away as fast as he can

A close escape and no mistake, matey.

 

[jverne]

i think this reply, from the forum stern posted, takes the cake:

I have the same problem, I use a second one just for the balls.

 

[Kula Meenur]

The trick is to wrap yourself entirely in plastic wrap...

...and dive right in




...only if the chick you're dating is a Texan

 

[Jintor]

 

[highlander]

 

[The Monkey]

 

[Sulkdodds]

 

[Vegeta897]

Lollll. I love when sulk gives these unconventional warnings when he sees spam he doesn't like.

 

[Zephos]

The next unconventional warning should totally be a testicle.

 

[Druckles]

Or the threat of a Stern testicle.