Condom Newb

[CptStern]

The trick is to wrap yourself entirely in plastic wrap

"I bet that with a single roll alone I could wrap you up entirely."

Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha. My palms are sweaty.

'I will take that bet,' says Roy. 'If you succeed I will give you tickets to my new concert. If you fail I will take Jetta, as a lesson to you not to speak boastfully.'

I nod. 'So then. If you will please to stand.'

Roy stands. 'Commence.'

I start at the ankles and work up. I am like a spider binding him in my gossamer web. I do it tight with several layers. Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled.

'You are completely wrapped in cling-film,' I say.

'You win the bet,' says Roy, muffled. 'Now unwrap me.'

'Not for several hours.'

'Ah.'

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[Smoke]

Holy shit Stern, that might be the second funniest thing you have ever posted.

 

[freakyflor]

Lol to the max , why would you even NEED protection on your balls?

to protect your balls from eum......ball-eating creatures?