Conundrums!

[Kamikazie]

I have an urge to solve some conundrums, post some of the ones you know and if you want post the answers in a spoiler. Or not at all. Also, if you think you know an answer to someones conundrum, quote them and post the answer in a spoiler. I know it's hard for HL2.net to be good sports about something, but don't go straight to Google for the answers just to try and look smart.

1) The great archaeologist Mark Spot was digging in totally frozen ground when he came across a preserved body. As soon as he saw the body he knew that it had to be Adam, the first man. How could he be so sure of this?

2) A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves his house, heading for work. About 20 minutes from home he sees a car crash and knows that his wife is dead. How can he be so sure?

 

[Dog--]

2) He sees a car smashed through his house from the freeway!

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

1) Eve was pleasuring him.

 

[Calhoun]

2) A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves his house, heading for work. About 20 minutes from home he sees a car crash and knows that his wife is dead. How can he be so sure?

Spoiler

He was working on the Ambulance that responded to the car crash.

 

[Danimal]

I could just totally put my original ghost avatar back on right now.

But I was going to say something similar to what Calhoun said.

 

[Dog--]

u r faggit n e wayz.

 

[Danimal]

I'm going to bookmark this very post to have it in "writing" that I call shotgun on the in-game Ghost avatar for SC2.

Do you agree, Dog--?:

"Ruff! I like it Rough!"

I'll take that as a yes.

/stops derailing thread

 

[Dog--]

I don't care Starcraft 1 will always be better because of nostalgia.

 

[Darkside55]

1) The great archaeologist Mark Spot was digging in totally frozen ground when he came across a preserved body. As soon as he saw the body he knew that it had to be Adam, the first man. How could he be so sure of this?

Spoiler

There was a fig leaf over his penis still preserved in the ice.

2) A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves his house, heading for work. About 20 minutes from home he sees a car crash and knows that his wife is dead. How can he be so sure?

Spoiler

His wife was dead before he left the house. He kissed her urn.

 

[Kamikazie]

You guys are supposed to post more.

 

[Azner]

Whats a conundrum? A riddle?

 

[Warped]

I'm such a rookie here, how do you do spoiler tags again??

 

[Calhoun]

1) The great archaeologist Mark Spot was digging in totally frozen ground when he came across a preserved body. As soon as he saw the body he knew that it had to be Adam, the first man. How could he be so sure of this?

Spoiler

He was missing a rib.

 

[AtomicSpark]

1) The great archaeologist Mark Spot was digging in totally frozen ground when he came across a preserved body. As soon as he saw the body he knew that it had to be Adam, the first man. How could he be so sure of this?

Spoiler

The man didn't have a belly button.

 

[Eejit]

Either of the above two, plus

Spoiler

No Adam's apple

 

[Tyguy]

eve's mouth was still around his pecker when they died, those horny ****ing teenagers.

 

[Unfocused]

Spoiler

The man didn't have a belly button.

That'd be my answer as well.

 

[Azner]

Spoiler

He wasn't Chinese, because if he was, he'd have eaten the snake, but then again it could be anyone else, DAMN IT TIM