Cop Escape!

[CyberPitz]

It was rather a funny time. We weren't really speeding all that much...but here is the story.

My friend has a 74 VW Bug with a big block in it. That thing hauls all sorts of ass. Only problem with it is that the clutch won't hold the power, so it slips when he tries to race it hard. So me and him decide we are going to race. I get my 1988 RX-7 and we go find a road and we stop. We take off, I win, obviously because of his crappy clutch, and I hit about 45 and stop. We then line back up, and we take off again for fun. We hit 40, and we noticed a cop in the oncomming lane. We split. He turns on a side road, I wait till the cop is out of view from hill/buildings, and turn left. I then round my car around a few blocks, and stop get my car facing the street we were on, turned everything off, and watched. 2 other cops showed up looking for us. I was safe, they enver found me..but him...hehe, he had it close.

He and the passanger parked in someones yard, and they jumped out, and hid. The cops came and lighted the place up looking for them, it was hillarious. We kept watching, and the cops kept fanning out looking for us. I was only 4 blocks away from where they found us...and teh funny thing is, it's like they were really bored, because they were scatter searching for 2 people racing, and were only going 40 *Which is 5 MPH over the speed limit* OH NOES!

We kept driving around, and we noticed the cops finally gave up. We had a good laugh.

 

[B_MAN]

sounds fun

 

[Hectic Glenn]

hehe thats pretty funny, the story had a good ending as well aww. Racing cars eh? Sounds dangerous to me, but i'll leave that speech for Stern to give ya

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

40mph? What was that, a 40ft race? xD

 

[VirusType2]

Every time that I've decided to lose the cops I have been successful. You don't try to lose them unless they are going the opposite direction when they spot you. Usually.

Anyway, here is an interesting thing that happened to me once though, were I lost them, but they found out who I was...


My girlfriend came by and was hanging out, but then when she had to go home, she got all mad because I wouldn't take her, and started walking home.

I couldn't take her because my license was suspended. I had been caught driving on a suspended before and spent time in jail for it, and lost my license even longer, so I wasn't going to take that chance again.

So she starts walking home saying she's not coming over anymore. I got in my car like "**** it", I'll just take a chance, its only 2 blocks down the street, and so I went to catch her and pick her up.

She was mad, walking along side my car saying, "No, forget it Tommy" (she was still mad.)

So as I am driving slowly on the side of the road and my girlfriend is telling me to piss off, wouldn't you know it, a Cop drives by and apparently thinks I am harassing her. I said something like, "Is the cop turning around?!", and she is like, "yes! yes they are turning around. Go Tommy, lose them!" so I hit the gas, turn up the next street, park the car on the side of the road and run like hell for the woods. I wasn't seen running, so I was hoping that the cop would just say forget it, assuming that I lived there at that house or something. I didn't even have a shirt on or anything, just in my shorts, cutting through the woods like crazy. I run back to my house hoping that the cop didn't check out my car or anything.

A few hours later the lady cop comes to my house and I got charged with driving on a suspended license, and turns out they searched my car and found a weed pipe in the back seat, but I was like WTF no thats not mine, I don't know, maybe a friend left it. Luckily she dropped that charge.

Regardless, I spent some time in jail after court for this, and lost my license even longer. I couldn't exactly tell the court that If I didn't take her home, she wasn't going to come over and screw me anymore. This lead to me teaching my girlfriend how to drive stick-shift so she could drive us around.

Well, one time we got in an argument and she was so pissed she threatened to wreck my car, speeding straight for a curb. I was like shit, and i turned the key to turn off the car, but of course that doesn't slow the car down much and she drove my VW straight into a curb and totally ****ed up my car. I got out yelling and went around to the drivers side and punched the window out yelling at her for doing that.

I miss that girl. I miss that car. I miss those days - in a strange way.

 

[ríomhaire]

You should be shot for street racing, no matter how little over the speed limit you were going.

 

[Orcone101]

Wow. Just wow.
You guys are all so cool...

 

[Cormeh]

Wow. Just wow.
You guys are all so cool...

Oh a "sarcasm detector"? Well that's a real useful invention!

Ahhh, nice. I'll go away now.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Car stuff

Sorry mate, but your girlfriend is a moron for making you drive under a suspended license, god know why she was moaning knowing that. And you are just as bad agreeing to do it. You didn't mention why it was originally suspended but it sounds as if you probably did something else stupid. Hopefully your punishment taught you a lesson! Your story isn't cool at all makes you look really silly.

 

[xcellerate]

i want to see pictures and some more info on the bug.

 

[kaf11]

Sorry mate, but your girlfriend is a moron for making you drive under a suspended license, god know why she was moaning knowing that. And you are just as bad agreeing to do it. You didn't mention why it was originally suspended but it sounds as if you probably did something else stupid. Hopefully your punishment taught you a lesson! Your story isn't cool at all makes you look really silly.

Seriously. All he had to do:

"Sorry love, you know I cant drive. How about I put some clothes on and walk you to your place?"

 

[DEATH eVADER]

sounds fun

Yeah, the best night for me was similar.

A mate of mine was in his Ford Fiesta along with a passenger, whilst I was in another guys Citroen Saxo along with two other passengers. We were on this country road (1 lane each way, but no artificial lighting) racing.

We overtook a car, so I looked behind us to see how far he was falling behind the hill, until I saw a car, but to me it looked like a van with a ladder on top. It turned out to be a Police Vauxhall Astra. We got up to these traffic lights and took a right, the other guy took a left, olivious to the fact that a cop car went the same direction.

Anyway, we got up to this round-about and went to the other direction to find out where the other guys car was, only to find out he got pulled over, so we kept driving and parked up at this supermarkets car park. He eventually met up with us.

It turned out he got pulled over because the exhaust he recently installed himself, was sticking out further than it should. For comical relief the cop even tripped over it when he stopped him.

The adventure finished at about 2-3 o'clock in the morning

 

[Gorgon]

Oh a "sarcasm detector"? Well that's a real useful invention!

Ahhh, nice. I'll go away now.

wiggly giggly goo

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

You should be shot for street racing, no matter how little over the speed limit you were going.

Shut it, seriously. People like you annoy me.

 

[CyberPitz]

Shut it, seriously. People like you annoy me.

Truth.

Yeah the race didn't last all but like 3 seconds...I was just shifting in to 2nd gear when the cop drove by so I was like, "GUH!*Brake*"

If you wanted some pics of the bug, I'll get some.

 

[Jangle]

Shut it, seriously. People like you annoy me.

Why? Because breaking the law is right so long as you only break it a little bit? And people should realise how cool you are for doing it?

People like you annoy me.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I was like shit, and i turned the key to turn off the car, but of course that doesn't slow the car down much and she drove my VW straight into a curb and totally ****ed up my car.

You realize killing the ignition kills your breaking effectiveness and low speed steering ability..

That was a really retarded thing to do. Most women cannot control a vehicle with no power steering or brake assist. You might as well have hit the curb yourself. :|

 

[ríomhaire]

Truth.

Yeah the race didn't last all but like 3 seconds...I was just shifting in to 2nd gear when the cop drove by so I was like, "GUH!*Brake*"

And what if the cop hadn't shown up? You could have f*cking killed someone!

Why? Because breaking the law is right so long as you only break it a little bit? And people should realise how cool you are for doing it?

People like you annoy me.

QFTAFS

 

[Shamrock]

Long annoying rant about some stuff.

It is called an EMERGENCY BREAK for a reason.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Why? Because breaking the law is right so long as you only break it a little bit? And people should realise how cool you are for doing it?

People like you annoy me.

Oh give me a ****ing break, if you are able to drive don't tell me you have NEVER gone over the speed limit posted...

 

[OvA]

Big block...as in 454 Chevy?

 

[Jangle]

Oh give me a ****ing break, if you are able to drive don't tell me you have NEVER gone over the speed limit posted...

It's not about going over the speed limit, it's about racing on a public street. Which is wrong no matter how little over the speed limit they were going.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

It's not about going over the speed limit, it's about racing on a public street. Which is wrong no matter how little over the speed limit they were going.

Yes it is about going over the speed limit, because thats what you're really doing when racing. Only difference is there is someone next to you doing the same exact thing.

 

[Jangle]

And the fact that you set out to do it rather than accidentally going over the speed limit as you would at any other time.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Who gets pulled over for "accidently" speeding? I mean REALLY.

 

[VirusType2]

Sorry mate, but your girlfriend is a moron for making you drive under a suspended license, god know why she was moaning knowing that. And you are just as bad agreeing to do it. You didn't mention why it was originally suspended but it sounds as if you probably did something else stupid. Hopefully your punishment taught you a lesson! Your story isn't cool at all makes you look really silly.

Shes a moron, I'm a moron? I'm stupid and silly and uncool. Well, well, you are just filled with compliments aren't you?

My first response, I have to admit was something like, "**** YOU!" But Instead I'll be the bigger man here and go off topic for a sec to "what is cool"

See this is the part that annoys the ever-living shit out of me, I can't even talk to you guys, supposedly we are all friends, but I can't tell you anything about me without someone trying to correct my life, thinking I'm trying to be cool or trying to impress someone or something.

When I was a very little kid, before I was a teenager even, I wanted to be cool. I started smoking and using drugs because people that I looked up to, "the cool kids" were doing it. I wore the name brand clothes and sat at the cool table, had a bag lunch instead of a lunch box, etc. But it wasn't that I was trying to be cool, I was just trying to be accepted. Trying to fit in, and not be that kid the other kids made fun of. Well, I like to think that I was pretty cool. Really cool even. But it didn't matter if I would have done all those things or not. I still had friends that I really liked that weren't cool at all. They were cool to be around regardless, because they were funny or fun or something.

But now that I am so old, it doesn't matter anymore. I am what I am. I think that is all a part of growing up.

Someone on this forum the other day was saying that people that "brag" about getting sex are the guys that are talking about it because it rarely happens for them. The people that get sex all the time don't talk about it because its not a big deal to them. I agree with this for the most part, but does anytime anyone mentions sex have to mean they are trying to show off? I mean get real guys, I am 31 years old, did you think I was a virgin? Of course I've had some fun in life, but I never claimed to be good looking even!

So, I don't understand, what does committing crimes or not committing crimes have to do with being cool? You know what the problem is? In the movies, and video games, they glorify crime. So now anytime anyone talks about breaking the law everyone assumes they are trying to show how "bad" they are.

Hell, I'm just being myself. It's a shame when someone has to pretend to be someone else in order for peers to approve. But I have to. Today just goes to prove, you would insult me if you knew the real me. I am that guy that got arrested 18 or more times and has committed countless crimes from things like pissing on the sidewalk to cursing, vandalism, theft, fraud, assault, and so-on, and all before I was a teenager. I can't even tell of the things I have done because I'm not stupid. If I'm the only one that knows about it, then it never happened!


No, many people won't approve of me and the things I have done. My own mother doesn't approve of what I do. I'm a criminal, and I don't know any other way. I know I'm a ****-up, you telling me that is like calling a fat person fat. Like - no shit! I can do certain things to change, but for the most part, I am who I am, take it or leave it.


A lot of talk about being cool here. What does it mean to be cool? To wear name brand clothes, to be popular? Some kids think NSYNC or Backstreet boys are cool. Is that what you mean by cool? People that try so hard to be like someone else? That shit is for kids! The last time someone said I was cool. .. hmm I think that was quite a while ago, somewhere around high school. You aren't in high school are you Glenn?


I am not cool. I don't want to be cool. I wouldn't mind being hot, but I am cold as ****. Have you heard of the Iceman? Well, if you haven't heard of the Iceman, it's pretty interesting, I'm a lot like he was. See, I'm suffering from similar mental illnesses. The word suffering can't be stressed enough.


I'm like one of those guys off of the Jerry Springer show, with the crazy stories to tell. My girlfriend ****ed my friend, his girlfriend tries to sleep with me, somebody is pregnant by someone else. I'm the guy with all the misfortune, totally out of control, the guy to jump out of a chair and rip your eyes out of their sockets.


Do you watch Jerry Springer and think to yourself that those guys are cool, and that the girls on there are really smart and have it going on in life? You watch the show and laugh. I got news for you, if you were up there on stage we would laugh at your life too. Like a forum, where you tell your business to the world, these shows are a look at real life, it's not some glamorous story where you wish you could live that life. These people are about as human as possible, just like you and me.


This was a girlfriend I had when we were still children, almost 15 years ago, so I don't need you to tell me we were stupid then. She was 14 when I met her. Stupid? That goes without saying.


If you never did something stupid for a girl then you've obviously never been in love. We fought all the time, but we would have died for each other. We really had an unsafe relationship with rocks flying through windows, guns, knives, suicide attempts, domestic violence, but we loved each other to death, and I don't need anyone to tell me whether they approve or not.

What, are you supposed to be putting me down to make yourself look better? Are you the definition of cool? Haha. Well Glenn, thats really funny, see, I don't want to be like you. As bad as it is being me, and as much as I hate myself, I see things in everyone that makes me thank god I'm not them.

Think what you want, but I never asked for your opinion of me, and I most definitely don't want to hear it. Trust me, you all wouldn't like it if I was insulting you, I'm pretty vicious.

: cheers :

Quote:
Originally Posted by VirusType2
I was like shit, and i turned the key to turn off the car, but of course that doesn't slow the car down much and she drove my car straight into a curb and totally ****ed up my car.

You realize killing the ignition kills your breaking effectiveness and low speed steering ability..

That was a really retarded thing to do. Most women cannot control a vehicle with no power steering or brake assist. You might as well have hit the curb yourself.

Nope. I think I said some horribly mean shit that I didn't mean, like "I never loved you, you have small tits, and I'm not speaking to you again" She was flooring it, giving it full throttle down the hill into a dead-end, trying to kill us both, all I could do was kill the ignition and pull the Emergency break. She was saying the whole time, "im going to wreck your car", and she did.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Virus don't take it straight to heart. I said it was stupid and silly, and you've pretty much backed me up on that saying you were a kid then going off the rails quite a bit. And no matter how you dress it up, you broke the law and it wasn't a good thing. You are much older and maturer now and undoubtably you wouldn't do such a thing again.

I am in my 2nd year of college, going to university soon, and i can drive, and many of my friends drive and doing what you did isn't thinkable amoung most people. Lastly, i have been with my mrs for a year now, love is something i can relate to, however i wouldn't do something like you did for love. She wouldn't ask, nor would i comply, its just ridiculous. Love isn't an excuse mate.

Seems like you had a tough time growing up Virus. The way you told your story seemed it included little remorse or regret of what you did which is why i replied how i did. I'm sure you are a great bloke now and i hope you understand my view on this. Take it easy *handshake*

 

[Ravioli]

Omfg Warzone, Bringer Dez Nukz!!!!!

 

[Orcone101]

Oh give me a ****ing break, if you are able to drive don't tell me you have NEVER gone over the speed limit posted...

Don't try to justify your actions with "but everyone else does it!"
Oh I'm sorry, you seem to think you were in the right. Carry on.

 

[VirusType2]

Virus don't take it straight to heart. I said it was stupid and silly, and you've pretty much backed me up on that saying you were a kid then going off the rails quite a bit. And no matter how you dress it up, you broke the law and it wasn't a good thing. You are much older and maturer now and undoubtably you wouldn't do such a thing again.

I am in my 2nd year of college, going to university soon, and i can drive, and many of my friends drive and doing what you did isn't thinkable amoung most people. Lastly, i have been with my mrs for a year now, love is something i can relate to, however i wouldn't do something like you did for love. She wouldn't ask, nor would i comply, its just ridiculous. Love isn't an excuse mate.

Seems like you had a tough time growing up Virus. The way you told your story seemed it included little remorse or regret of what you did which is why i replied how i did. I'm sure you are a great bloke now and i hope you understand my view on this. Take it easy *handshake*

Thanks Glenn.

I guess it's obvious I don't handle insults well at all. I don't even mind them if they are said in a certain way, like "**** you Tommy, you dumbass" but if you say something like "Tom, you are a total ****ing moron.", it's a different story.

Seems like you had a tough time growing up Virus.

Yea, you got that right. I'm still having a tough time growing up ;(

Take it easy *handshake*

Thanks, OK I'll try. :shake:

 

[Murray_H]

I escaped from the police.....

IN MY MOFO'ING HOVERCRAFT!!!!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

You should be shot for street racing, no matter how little over the speed limit you were going.

Nah, I hate people who race in public roads and cause danger but use some common sense in the situation, 40mph isn't a menace to the safety of all drivers. A tad irresponsible but more like "you better watch it bad things can always happen" not "FINE 500000 AND POSSIBLE JAIL TIME!!!"

 

[sinkoman]

I'm still trying to figure out how the cop knew you two were racing, if you were going the speed limit (5 MPH leeway).

o_0

 

[OvA]

I'm still trying to figure out how the cop knew you two were racing, if you were going the speed limit (5 MPH leeway).

o_0

2 lane road. One car in each lane.

 

[Murray_H]

I'm still trying to figure out how the cop knew you two were racing, if you were going the speed limit (5 MPH leeway).

o_0

They were here

 

[MiccyNarc]

Assumption is that it was a 2 lane road and they were in both lanes.

Some speed limits are stupid. I hate 35 MPH limits on country roads....I usually drive 55 anyway And pray there aren't speed traps.

 

[sinkoman]

Assumption is that it was a 2 lane road and they were in both lanes.

Some speed limits are stupid. I hate 35 MPH limits on country roads....I usually drive 55 anyway And pray there aren't speed traps.

In my neighborhood, my uncle does 60 in a 30, because he grew up with the cops in the area.

No joke

 

[MiccyNarc]

Awesome

 

[VirusType2]

I've been in so much trouble I am scared to go anywhere! So when I drive, I do the speed limit. Old ladies flip me off as they speed past.

If I were to begin speeding, a cop would appear out of thin air to give me a ticket. I seriously am to the point of wearing tin-foil around my head. I have such a dark cloud following me everywhere I go. I am the luckiest, and most unlucky person ever - at the same time. They don't cancel each other out, they take turns.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

I've been in so much trouble I am scared to go anywhere! So when I drive, I do the speed limit. Old ladies flip me off as they speed past.

If I were to begin speeding, a cop would appear out of thin air to give me a ticket. I seriously am to the point of wearing tin-foil around my head. I have such a dark cloud following me everywhere I go. I am the luckiest, and most unlucky person ever - at the same time. They don't cancel each other out, they take turns.

Eh I learned my lesson about driving responsible right after I bout killed myself flipping my old integra 3 times. I drive like an old man in my car, thus being said once I get into one of my friend's modded cars, I tend to give myself fun every once in awhile.