Corny Jokes Thread

[DEATHMASTER]

He spoke in English too much.

 

[Officer Combine]

What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

Spoiler

Gang rape.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Spoiler

Half a cat.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Spoiler

Doctor Dre.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Spoiler

You can't jelly your c*ck into someone's mouth.

Oh gosh.

 

[Commander Xillian]

A zombie walks into a bar, with his guts hanging out. He walks up to the bar and orders a beer. The Bartender is feeling around, nd asks the zombie if he has seen his glasses.

The Zombie says "Bud, the Rednecks shot my head off; Your glasses are the least of my worries."

 

[tschumann]

Why does everyone like Mr Mushroom?
Because he's a fun gi.

What happened to the wooden car?
It wooden go.

What happened to the steel car?
It steel wooden go.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

A zombie walks into a bar, with his guts hanging out. He walks up to the bar and orders a beer. The Bartender is feeling around, nd asks the zombie if he has seen his glasses.

The Zombie says "Bud, the Rednecks shot my head off; Your glasses are the least of my worries."

Is english your first language?