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I'm off to disney world on sunday with my family for a week to bask in the florida sun. that is if I dont get sent to gitmo instead

so what should I not miss when in disney? any cool attractions that are a must see?
 
I saw the thread title and thought you were going to Amsterdam. Anyways, you can combine the two and smoke lots of weed in Disneyland. I've never been to Florida but if you ever are in Nova Scotia, I can show you around/leave you in the woods naked after taking your money.
 
2 year olds don't even know what the hell is going on.
 
ah thankfully I wasnt signed in and saw your post vegeta: this is not true, my daughter is excited to see the "house of mickey" ..except she cant pronounce "house" it comes out "mouse"
 
CptStern said:
ah thankfully I wasnt signed in and saw your post vegeta: this is not true, my daughter is excited to see the "house of mickey" ..except she cant pronounce "house" it comes out "mouse"
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I would tend to think she's just actually just saying 'mouse' as in 'mickey mouse'.
 
I went to Disney World when I was 7 and it totally blew my mind. I dunno how much it's changed, but I loved the Tom Sawyer island in Magic Kingdom (plus the rollercoasters), and MGM Studios is a must visit.

Vegeta897 said:
I would tend to think she's just actually just saying 'mouse' as in 'mickey mouse'.
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Actually, Stern's right. When developing children are talking, they say words totally wrong but it sounds correct to them. When his daughter says "mouse of mickey!!" to her it sounds like "house of mickey".
 
I'll hook you up with Gwando, the park homeless man. He does amazing things.
 
Ennui said:
I went to Disney World when I was 7 and it totally blew my mind. I dunno how much it's changed, but I loved the Tom Sawyer island in Magic Kingdom (plus the rollercoasters), and MGM Studios is a must visit.
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thanks for the tip :) you're the 3rd person to mention MGM studios



Ennui said:
Actually, Stern's right. When developing children are talking, they say words totally wrong but it sounds correct to them. When his daughter says "mouse of mickey!!" to her it sounds like "house of mickey".
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this is true. for example my daughter says "hide and peek" instead of "hide and seek" ..it sounds perfectly normal to her
 
unless you are currently living in a mouse, your child has it all wrong. lol

Ennuis right, a childs mind does work like that. i was probably like that. that is totally imaginable.

Mummy! i want to go BONE!!

Ive never been to disneyland florida, cos my family hate florida due to past experiences. (i was in my mothers womb when we last went to florida)
 
I was just there this summer.

If I can go there without being sent to Gitmo, then you don't have to worry.
 
I imaginate stern making a political discussion whit the dude disguised as mickey

stern: you know how much facism this company represents?

mickey mouse guy: dude...., just let me do my job

stern: shut up facist!*beats mickey mouse guy*

newspaper: *canadian man beats guy dressed as mickey mouse in disney world calling him facist*
 
<RJMC> said:
I imaginate stern making a political discussion whit the dude disguised as mickey

stern: you know how much facism this company represents?

mickey mouse guy: dude...., just let me do my job

stern: shut up facist!*beats mickey mouse guy*

newspaper: *canadian man beats guy dressed as mickey mouse in disney world calling him facist*
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<takes notes>

so should I beat him with my open hand/closed fist/freedom sausage?
 
Rape Minnie and make Mickey watch it. Anyway I never went to Disneyland. I'm 14 now. WHYYY GOD WHYYYY!
 
You do remember our discussion about the guns you need to bring, right?
 
I went to Disney World when I was three. I don't remember anything.
 
Shit he left already.

I've been to disney world way too many times. Im like a god damn disney world encyclopedia D:
 
I went the summer of graduation in 2006. All I can say is, a week isn't enough!
 
Their Space Mountain is horse shit compared to the one in Paris.
 
I must of been on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride about thirty times in all my visits to Disneyland Paris, which is twice.

Love that ride, I do. Arrrr.
 
CptStern said:
I'm off to disney world on sunday with my family for a week to bask in the florida sun. that is if I dont get sent to gitmo instead

so what should I not miss when in disney? any cool attractions that are a must see?
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I'd say come visit me but I won't be here. Not that you would want to anyway. But be prepared to stand in long lines, spend lots of money, and be aggravated by thousands of little kids.

edit: I live 45 mins from Disney World and I've never been.
 
It's not that bad actually. The only really big one was the one for the Epcot globe ride.
 
What a terrible and cliched place to have to visit because of your family!

I've been to Disney Land... but I don't want a whole world of that crap.
 
Who cares where it is? It's the goddamn DISNEY WORLD. When you go there all suicidey and depressed, you leave feeling like you've been grabbin' peeeells all damn week.

Which was how I felt. Happy as a mother and carefree.

Then my dad killed my mom and went to jail and hung himself and set my house on fire.
 
FireStarter said:
Who cares where it is? It's the goddamn DISNEY WORLD. When you go there all suicidey and depressed, you leave feeling like you've been grabbin' peeeells all damn week.

Which was how I felt. Happy as a mother and carefree.

Then my dad killed my mom and went to jail and hung himself and set my house on fire.
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And now back to Disney World!!
 
Tower of Terror.

The only ride that you ever need to go on. The end.

(also The Everest Expedition.)
 
Krynn72 said:
And now back to Disney World!!
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That would only make me sad.

Damn. Now I'm depressed. Someone throw garbage at me and beat me up to make me feel better. Bring back memories of High School... That was the bestestest High School I ever went to.
 
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