CptStern visits the happiest place on earth

Happiest place is home, but Disnleyland can be the second happiest.
 
I don't believe that for one second. I don't think the people that dress as characters and have children tug on them all day would agree either.

My home is not a happy place at all considering it burnt down once because my dad decided to go nuts and kill my mom one day and then burn the damn place to the ground.

But seriously, Disneyworld has become one of the best places I've ever gone, not just because it was an amazing and memorable experience, but because it was one of the last times I ever felt like I belonged before I started High School. Surrounded by friends and family, a nicce happy place... I still miss it there.
 
FireStarter said:
My home is not a happy place at all considering it burnt down once because my dad decided to go nuts and kill my mom one day and then burn the damn place to the ground.
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Well, that wasn't very nice of him.
 
No. It sure wasn't. Not at all.

But back to Disneyworld. That's a happier topic.
 
Don't worry i smelt something there for a while. It may have been fire. It may have been sulphur.




It also may have been the plums and berries i had for breakfast.
 
If only we lived in a place where people are not judged by their postcount rank, but by the size of their hearts.

But alas, such a place cannot exist.
 
Nobody thought to mention Muppets 3D to him? Shame on you all!
 
I thought it was pretty funny too until I realized I was unintentionally being serious.

D:
 
Technically a gun is a Combine's best weapon.

So what's say we rename the ranks to weapons? :D
 
Oh snap.

Um...

Look over there, the Railroad this topic is supposed to be on!
 
More like the gayest place on earth. I hate Disney land.
 
Uh... .lol. :p


Anyway, I wish I've been to Disneyworld. Back when such things made an impression on me. Oh well.


Happy travels?
 
When I went to Disneyworld way back in the day, (and I have this picture somewhere) There was a woman in the background of a picture with a Companion Cube emblem logo thing sewn into her purse.

Why is this weird?

Mostly because Portal didn't exist until years later.

Start with the "APERTURE SCIENCE IS REAL" theories.
 
DEAR GOD I MUST PACK SOME CLOTHES AND NOT THINGS I MIGHT NEED LIKE FOOD AND MONEY

/capslock wtfudge
 
I've been to the Magic Kingdom once when I was around 12ish and Epcot twice when I was alittle older. I though Epcot was much more interesting, what with it's world showcase and science stuff. Of course nowadays, I really couldn't care less about Disney at all anymore.

I live about 2 hours from Orlando btw.
 
CptStern said:
I'm off to disney world on sunday with my family for a week to bask in the florida sun. that is if I dont get sent to gitmo instead

so what should I not miss when in disney? any cool attractions that are a must see?
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FOR REAL?? I will so drive to Orlando to meet you. I can show you the cool stuff around here.
 
Kamikazie said:
FOR REAL?? I will so drive to Orlando to meet you. I can show you the cool stuff around here.
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That's a fantastic idea, I will pay you a large sum of money to take care of Stern.
 
No worries with that. :naughty:

Oh wait. You mean take care of him. Gotcha. :thumbs:
 
hey there! I'm back from my vaction at DisneyWorld (for those of you who dont know Disney Land and Disney World are two different places ..I went to Disney World). My kids absolutely loved it, and so did I. there's really no other place like it (well maybe disneyland/eurodisney). It really is the happiest place on earth, they really know how to entertain people of all ages. the attractions were pretty awesome, the parks were over the top huge entertainment hubs that you couldnt possibly do in a week; but we tried anyways.

Favourite attraction was probably the indiana jones stunt show, my son's eyes were literally saucers throughtout the show; whcih featured some of the better scenes from the film recreated on a massive stage and set. favourite ride was probably the safari truck through a jungle like setting surrounded by animals. a white rhino walked within 3 feet of where I was sitting, I could almost touch it! how cool is that? but the best part of disney was how much fun my kids ha. I'd definately go again



oh and about half way through my stay at disney world thousands of cheerleaders flocked to disney for the national cheerleading champoionships or something or other ..no really, I mean everywhere you looked there were groups of girls walking around ..thousands of them. my hotel alone had at least 20-30 different cheerleading groups (20 -30 girls in each group) ..thousands of cheerleaders everywhere for the eye to see ..the only problem (not a problem for the majority of you peeples) was the fact that they were highschool cheerleaders :( ...so most were between 16-18; waaaaay too young for old man stern but damn you guys would be like kids in candy stores if the stores started giving away free candy and only the really good candy that gives you an orgasim and makes your head explode!.

did I mention thousands of cheerleaders walking around? there was one night where it was 24F yet there were 3 groups of girls in the swimming pools ..actually it was one group of girls in the swimming pool and 2 groups of girls spread out between 2 hot tubs with about 20 girls each. DUDES YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE for the lonely cheerleaders!!!
 
Hey welcome back, Stern. Sounds like a great time.

Glad you didn't go to Eurodisney; it's said to be one of the saddest places on Earth.
 
I thought auswitch is the saddest place on earth ..but ya eurodisney fascist-land is a close second ...although I hear the uniforms are pretty cool

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so what did I miss in the last week or so?
 
everything happens on this forum, especally when I'm not here
 
MAN I WANT TO GO SEE THE CHEARLEADERS! And try to sex with them. Yeah!

Damn you Stern. I gotta tell ya, I envy you.
I whould have tried out EVERY pick up line known to man. First becouse it's fun and not embarasing to strike out seeing as im not even from the damn country. Secound it's ****ing Disney!!!
 
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