CptStern visits the happiest place on earth

[CptStern]

it's impossible to strike out ..no seriously with thousands of girls and virtually NO competition even the ugliest amongst us would have gotten something. teenage girls with no parents, no boyfriends in sight would have meant easy pickings

I only wish they were college aged at least or the girls in this movie

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/firedup/

incidentily I saw that freakin trailer a million times while at disney

 

[Barnz]

pics, or didn't happen

 

[Rizzo]

Yeah well that's my point! Even if i strike out with one... Just walk on over to the next one. Was it really so ****ing hard to find a computer while down there, and post about it? I whould have gone down there man. I whould.

 

[Raziaar]

So how many "protein spills" did you see at Disneyworld?

That's a codeword for good old fashioned smelly vomit by the staff there apparently.

With all them cheerleaders about... I wouldn't be surprised if the protein spills were a completely different kind of protein.

 

[CptStern]

Yeah well that's my point! Even if i strike out with one... Just walk on over to the next one. Was it really so ****ing hard to find a computer while down there, and post about it? I whould have gone down there man. I whould.

I didnt use a computer all week ..in fact I didnt even see one all week ..didnt mind either, but yes I should have alerted hl2.net, my bad :O

So how many "protein spills" did you see at Disneyworld?

That's a codeword for good old fashioned smelly vomit by the staff there apparently.

well to be perfectly honest the only vomit I saw was my own ..my brother in law came along with my family and on the second night we decided to check out what disney's nightlife had to offer ..needless to say the night ended with me being intimate with a tiolet bowl due to the copious amounts of tequila I had consumed ..yes I sullied up disney with my tequila puke :E

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Good to see ya had fun there. Disney is pretty overwhelming the first time you go, but if you ever go again you start to get a feel for the parks and it becomes alot easier to manage. Not sure how young you're kids are or how tall they are but were you able to go some of the few thrill rides there? Namely Tower of Terror, Rockin' Rollercoaster, or Expedition Everest.

 

[Darkside55]

What did Disney's nightlife have to offer? Isn't Pleasure Island gone?

 

[Pesmerga]

Busch Gardensssssssssssss ftw

 

[Escaep]

Busch Gardensssssssssssss ftw

What this man says. Busch Gardens > all other parks imo. Fun rides, good prices (especially with the buy one ticket come back all year for free deal), and couple with the zoo in the middle it is amazing. The crowds usually aren't that bad.


edit: How do you like Florida Stern? I am guessing you were here when its c-c-c-c-old. Shame you didn't get to experience our 60 degree winters.

 

[CptStern]

What did Disney's nightlife have to offer?

? copious amounts of tequila

Isn't Pleasure Island gone?

no it's still there, you're thinking of the boardwalk, which is closed for construction till 2010

How do you like Florida Stern? I am guessing you were here when its c-c-c-c-old. Shame you didn't get to experience our 60 degree winters.

it was goddam freezing. last monday it rained all day and then it got cold ..set a record low of 24F but warmed up by saturday, we left on sunday ..but it's better than what we left behind; last week it was -22F back home. It's a lot warmer in florida now than it was last week wasnt it ;(

I cant comment much on florida cuz all I saw was disney and the airport in orlando

Good to see ya had fun there. Disney is pretty overwhelming the first time you go, but if you ever go again you start to get a feel for the parks and it becomes alot easier to manage. Not sure how young you're kids are or how tall they are but were you able to go some of the few thrill rides there? Namely Tower of Terror, Rockin' Rollercoaster, or Expedition Everest.

I'll definately go again; it's perfect family destination

I didnt go to any of the rides you listed; my kids are too young ..I did take my son to the Dinosaur ride but probably shouldnt have as it traumatised him ...too scary

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

The Dinosaur ride pretty much had the same effect on my little brother. Its been several years since he went on it and he refuses to go on again.

But yeah even without the rides I mentioned Disney is p. sweet. Sounds like you got lucky on the safari ride too. The animals do wander onto the path every now and then and get pretty close to the truck but theres time I've been on it where there off in the middle of nowhere doing there own animal things

 

[Kamikazie]

Dammit! Pesh and I would've meet you up there, Stern. I would've loved that hotel. >:3

 

[Krynn72]

Haha! I lived within 5 miles of somewhere that Cpt. Stern has been. Suck on that lamers, none of you can say that!

 

[Kakashi]

Worst part of the Dinosaur ride was the huge t-rex at the end and that f**king loud roar from it. Felt nearly deaf afterwards, but I remember it did give me quite the scare. I just love Disney World.

About Pleasure Island in Downtown Disney, its still there. but only in name. All the clubs and bars located on Pleasure Island was closed down back in September. They will be renaming Pleasure Island soon, and will be taken over by more restaurants and shops. They closed it all down due to gang activity and other crime. I'm a big Disney nerd, I usually read a weekly update of the resorts.

 

[FireStarter]

I remember the dinosaur ride. That was awesome. We got pics afterwards in the exit gate, but only because three people were ducking down all in a row to the back of the cart when the T-Rex came up.

You wouldn't believe how much I lol'd at my sister, who was the biggest wuss I'd ever seen.

Aw, she has cancer and now I feel bad for making fun of her.

 

[Rizzo]

God damn it you'r depressing FireStarter...
It's like every possible bad thing happens to you and your family.

 

[FireStarter]

Yeah, I know.

But it's okay, she's alive! She only lives a few miles from where I do, so I get to go visit her!

We were born in the same month on the same day in two different years, which I swear to god is how my mom planned it.

You just gotta stay positive, Rizzo, Always look on the briiiight siiide of life!

 

[Rizzo]

Jesus Christ...

 

[FireStarter]

Back to Disneyworld this is depressing! D:<

There was always this ONE ride my mom refused to go on. I don't remember what it was, but she was the sturdiest woman I've ever known, and NO amount of pushing would make her skinny ass go on that ride!

I still regret not making her go on it, because the park was about to close for the last day we were there and my sister wanted to take my mom on the ride, but she just wouldn't go. I still don't know why.

Disneyworld truly is the happiest place on earth, and it's definitely the last place I've been happy ever. Has anyone around here noticed that the VAST majority of my humor is sarcastic and not funny? D:

 

[Darkside55]

I remember the dinosaur ride. That was awesome. We got pics afterwards in the exit gate, but only because three people were ducking down all in a row to the back of the cart when the T-Rex came up.

You wouldn't believe how much I lol'd at my sister, who was the biggest wuss I'd ever seen.

Aw, she has cancer and now I feel bad for making fun of her.

 

[Seppo]

That would be cute if she didn't have those nasty leeches under both eyes :x

 

[CptStern]

Haha! I lived within 5 miles of somewhere that Cpt. Stern has been. Suck on that lamers, none of you can say that!

had I known I'd have arranged a little impromptu halflife2.net meet at the House of [strike]tequila[/strike] Blues along with kamikazie, Pes and anyone else who cared to come along.

The animals do wander onto the path every now and then and get pretty close to the truck but theres time I've been on it where there off in the middle of nowhere doing there own animal things

I thought to myself that there was nothing really stopping the rhino from slamming into the side of the truck if it so chose to do so. kinda weird to have that sort of experience in florida of all places

 

[Sulkdodds]

Aw, this is really cute though. Darkside is making consistently good posts, and he's doing it with great frequency. It's an attempt to provoke equal responses, and if anybody needed proof that despite his misgivings, he really does care deeply about the forum, and about all of you.

 

[Darkside55]

What? No I don't! You're a liar! I'll sue you for libel!

I hate you Sulkdodds! I hate you like poison!

Spoiler

You promised you'd never tell the forum what I really thought of it. You promised. ;(

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Also I forgot I even made that thread. Which is funny because recently I've been thinking the forum's been a little boring and I was thinking of ways to get people posting at a higher rate.

 

[CptStern]

Aw, this is really cute though. Darkside is making consistently good posts, and he's doing it with great frequency. It's an attempt to provoke equal responses, and if anybody needed proof that despite his misgivings, he really does care deeply about the forum, and about all of you.

STOP POLLUTING MY DISNEY THREAD WITH EMOTIONAL SENTIMENT


...oh wait

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I thought to myself that there was nothing really stopping the rhino from slamming into the side of the truck if it so chose to do so. kinda weird to have that sort of experience in florida of all places

Yeah I know what you mean, one of the times I was on it when the truck passed by the lions, one of them was awake and proceeded to just stalk the truck for a while until we got farther away. I kept thinking any second now he's just gonna bolt at the truck and leap in and ruin someones shit.

 

[Tyguy]

They didn't have the animal ride in Florida when I was there (twice as a child) but I did go on one at six flags Nude Jerky. (New Jersey for you un-american commies)

My dad gave one of the monkeys a piece of gum. He just sat on the driver side mirror chewing and chewing and chewing. Then one of the monkeys tried jumping on the roof but apparently it was slippery and as I glance out of my right side window I see a couple of lags and a tail accompanying a tiny body plummet to the ground.

My gaze turned back to the side mirror where the monkey was still chewing. I highly recommend that if you ever have the chance to give a piece of gum to a monkey that you do not let that opportunity pass.

 

[Kakashi]

They didn't have the animal ride in Florida when I was there (twice as a child) but I did go on one at six flags Nude Jerky. (New Jersey for you un-american commies)

My dad gave one of the monkeys a piece of gum. He just sat on the driver side mirror chewing and chewing and chewing. Then one of the monkeys tried jumping on the roof but apparently it was slippery and as I glance out of my right side window I see a couple of lags and a tail accompanying a tiny body plummet to the ground.

My gaze turned back to the side mirror where the monkey was still chewing. I highly recommend that if you ever have the chance to give a piece of gum to a monkey that you do not let that opportunity pass.

I've been to the same place, the baboons at the end of the safari basically destroys your car, they fight over everything. I remember the car needed a good wash afterwards, from all the feces and urine on everything, they event bent the car antenna. But about a year or two ago they finally caged in the baboon area, kinda sad since they were actually fun to see.