Crasher Competition

[FJS]

Could Rage Absorb Situations He Expect Roadkill

 

[Psycho]

What's with people's tendency to use unnecessary commas?

I just enjoy annoying people, so that they feel the need to go onto the internet and complain about unnecessary commas.

 

[Naph]

I just enjoy annoying people, so that they feel the need to go onto the internet and complain about unnecessary commas.

Causing redundant anguish sure has empty rewards.

 

[StarBob]

So did anyone win or do we all suck?

 

[alchemistlord]

We all suck.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

You were all terrible. I learned nothing new in terms of ways to approach life or discover inner peace. Therefore you all fail, except these guys...

Cars racing after sundown hate euthanizing raccoons.

I don't know why, I guess this is more abstract than my small mind is able to understand.

Crying rape actually stimulates his erotic response.

I'll take this one on face value, it has it's finger on the pulse of HL2.net I have to admit (sadly).

Crass Remarks Against Samon's Hobbies Effortlessly Rebound.

Oh very witty indeed, extra marks for the staff reference.

Creating real acrostic sentences help educate retards.

Well you ruined the competition with this entry, single handedly. That deserves a prize I guess.

Thanks to all for taking part! More competitions soon.

 

[StarBob]

Hey mine was referencing the sad state of humanity's love affair with war...

You just don't like socio-political statements!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I do, believe me I do. But...raccoons, cmon?

 

[Higlac]

Soo... How 'bout them winners?