Damn Bloodsuckers!

[Ames]

If you were bitten by a vampire right now, what would you do?

And by vampire, I mean your typical Hollywood vampire. One that hates garlic, sunlight, wooden stakes, etc.

Because it's always smart to know what to do if a vampire bites you.

 

[CrazyHarij]

I'd visit the local bloodbank, and make a... withdrawal.

 

[Burn]

I'd start biting people.








Blood tastes like copper.

 

[Prince of China]

Bite the vampire who bit me back.

 

[Recoil]

When I got bit by a hollywood vampire... I'd become a ghoul, right? Meh... :hmph:

I'd start a metal band or so.

 

[HunterSeeker]

Well I would cut its head off with a sword and fill it with holy water! Then I would make sure I was kremeted so I dont raise as a vampire when buried.

 

[AntiAnto]

I would ask a human to bite me so I could return normal.

 

[xLostx]

I'd go get some hot vampire poontang

 

[Darkside55]

I'd write books about my experiences, and all the goths would buy them. I'd be rich. Rich and undead, bwahahaha!

 

[Ames]

I would ask a human to bite me so I could return normal.

Hollywood vampires don't work that way. Don't be cheating..

 

[The Dark Elf]

If you were bitten by a vampire right now, what would you do?

And by vampire, I mean your typical Hollywood vampire. One that hates garlic, sunlight, wooden stakes, etc.

Because it's always smart to know what to do if a vampire bites you.

I'd complain and write a strongly worded letter to the great vampire council unless it was a bite from one of the cutie vampire brides from Van Helsing.

 

[AntiAnto]

Hollywood vampires don't work that way. Don't be cheating..

Well... let's go in the Hollywood way. Once I get bite, I fly to a super blaster duper time machine and get back to past at the moment where the vampire was about to bite me. I kill this vampire just in time, but since I'm a vampire and I like blood, I bite myself-from-the-past and I become a vampire. And in bonus, I am in two copies.

 

[AcousticToad]

Id embrace it, then carry on what I was doing.

 

[Steve]

Well, first I'd get really super pissed, then I'd cry about it and feel sorry for myself...

...but I'd never really resolve to do anything about it.

 

[Thorn of Death]

Blood really does taste like copper.


Anyway, I'd just blow his head off with a shotgun, and wait for the anti-dote injected by my suit to restore me.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Blood tastes like copper.

how do
you know what copper tastes like??

er... i mean blood

 

[Ames]

Blood has iron in it....

 

[Absinthe]

I'd go get some hot vampire poontang

Hell yeah. Kinky sex, ahoy!

Apparently, you feel super cool being a vampire. So I guess I'd be an asshole and then bite all my friends. They'd thank me later for it. The I'd probably torture and kill anybody I have a grudge against since I wouldn't have any moral qualms about that petty crap any more.

Finally, you aren't a true vampire if you don't have some stylin' threads. So I guess I'd have to get myself some pimp gear.

 

[Kommie]

I would start making really sarcastic comments

 

[Burn]

how do
you know what copper tastes like??

er... i mean blood

Blood has iron in it. You know what copper tastes like from the smell alone, and if you have ever cut your lip, you have more then likely tasted blood, I had a chair thrown at my face and one of the legs smacked me in the lip, lotsablood.

 

[Thorn of Death]

Or a nose bleed

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'd probably buy some sunblock

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Well I reckon i'd be driven to get some blood of my own

 

[Dasparov]

I'd probably buy some sunblock

i guess i would have to, then get a sword...cause once your a vampire you suddenly become good with swords..

 

[Steve]

i guess i would have to, then get a sword...cause once your a vampire you suddenly become good with swords..

I think it's just an overall increase in gracefullness...

 

[Cooper]

First, I'd put a stake in the heart of the vampire that bit me. The stinking thing bit me afterall.

Then I would go into hiding, growing stronger as the years go by. After a while I would find the best of the best humans, soldiers, scientists, etc. Seduce them into joining me as a vampire until I ruled over a clan of vampires. When the time is right we would methodically destroy the other vampires until we ruled the world. Then I would run for president.

 

[SpuD]

I would stay a vampire, all the chicks are usually hot.

 

[Danimal]

I would run around in circles and then get myself bitten by a werewolf and someother creature so I can be 3 times as powerful! Bwahahahaha...


But seriously it would suck alot to get bitten. :|

 

[Steve]

I would stay a vampire, all the chicks are usually hot.

Well, you get the same effect when you're drunk if that's what you're looking for...

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'd start biting people.

I'd volunteer.

 

[Burn]

I'd volunteer.

I know you will, whore.

 

[Danimal]

I was about to Ritz-owned... ;(

Send donations...

 

[TinyKilbasa]

I'd wear my sun glasses at night....

 

[Burn]

I'd wear my sun glasses at night....

What about a black trenchcoat? Everyone knows vampires wear black trenchcoats.

 

[Ames]

What about a black trenchcoat? Everyone knows vampires wear black trenchcoats.

He's trying to rebel.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I know you will, whore.

Hawt

 

[Raziaar]

I'd push my quickload hotkey. After going on a short rampage though, of course.

 

[Blakeb155]

I'd take it as an honour! I mean think about it, how many people are lucky enough to be biten by a vampire? It would make me feel honoured that he picked me!