Damn sickness.

[Raziaar]

Argh! The impossible has happened! I've become ill, and I feel like utter shit. There must be some sort of bug going around, but for the life of me I dunno how I got it, i've been cooped up in the house for the past week, with pretty much no contact with people.

This is basically just my thread to gripe, bitch and moan. Roaring headache, and I can't stand up or sit down without feeling like i'm going to die. My throat is killing me, coughing painfully every five minutes or so, which further aggrivates my headache to no end. My insides feel all grimey and nasty, like i'm filled with poison or something.

Anyways, if I don't post for a while, i've died. And if I do post, please kill me for succumbing to a weak virus.

 

[$kelet0r]

being sick sucks no matter what perks you get
i'm so glad i rarely get sick - i havent had to miss a college/work/school day because of real sickness for years

 

[Skaadi]

Somethings going around here too, I just had nearly a week off from school because of something like that.

 

[$kelet0r]

plenty of fluids people -chicken soup FTW

 

[ZeeM]

Can I have your postcount when you die plz?

 

[Dalamari]

I am also currently sick, both of my ears are infected so I can hardly hear anything at all, my throat is burning like crazy, my nose is so stuffed I can't sleep at night, and I'm allergic to penicillin so there isn't much else to do but sit it out

 

[Drackard]

I had similar symptoms a while ago Raz, took me a week or two to get over it Sucks big time

 

[Sulkdodds]

I am pretending I'm sick, but actually I'm fit, fit as a fiddle but they've not got the riddle yet, dumb-ass teacher's ain't never going to get that I keep sleeping in then giving them bullshit bout how I've been so very ded-i-cated, dragged my carcass into school way late and they're so damn touched that I cared so much they don't bother to check if they've been trick-u-lated.

 

[Drackard]

Silly Sulks ... can't you see this is a matter of Life or Death

 

[ríomhaire]

D: Get well soon!

 

[Solaris]

He's down. Iniciate Phase Two.

 

[ríomhaire]

He's down. Iniciate Phase Two.

We convereted Phase 2 into a toaster last week, on the upsid it makes a lovely Oblivion

 

[kaf11]

Pound this and you'll forget that you're sick.

 

[Beerdude26]

Pound this and you'll forget that you're sick.

Fixed.

jk Raziaar <3

 

[Raziaar]

Ugh... man. I spent all of last night and today in my bed, roasting like a piece of juicy, infected chicken. I'm surprised my bed didn't catch on fire I was so hot.

Had some chicken noodle soup, and water... and i'm feeling better. head still hurts though. Hope round 2 isn't coming...

I was delusional in my semi-state of sleep... mumbling and whimpering to myself like a deranged lunatic. Funny how it does that.


Thanks for the support everyone! <sneezes>

 

[evil^milk]

now i wanna go and get sick again.

 

[Raziaar]

now i wanna go and get sick again.

What are you, a masochist? lol

"The pain! awww yeah, the pain! I love it!"

 

[Que-Ever]

drugs! drugsdrugsdrugsdrugs DRUGS!

like, tylenol or some shit.

I've got pinkeye or something, my eyes are all bloodshot and when I sleep they get covered in boogers XP

 

[Skaadi]

I was delusional in my semi-state of sleep... mumbling and whimpering to myself like a deranged lunatic. Funny how it does that.


Thanks for the support everyone! <sneezes>

Did you hear voices? I used to hear voices when i was very sick. They were real assholes.

 

[Raziaar]

Did you hear voices? I used to hear voices when i was very sick. They were real assholes.

They told me to come back and post.

 

[Skaadi]

They told me to come back and post.

I was told to bring peaches, for some reason.

 

[Zeus]

Dude I work at mcdonalds I just went there today and after handling money for a few hours I started getting a throat ache then a stomach ache and it all happened mad quick...but yea man I suggest some soup like chicken noodle soup

 

[Raziaar]

I was told to bring peaches, for some reason.

Oh wait... those weren't fever induced voices... they were everyday voices.

 

[webboffin]

I am sick but only sexually

 

[Que-Ever]

psst, skaadi... bring pickles!

 

[Uriel]

I'm sick with anger and a love for Taco Bell Chalupas.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm sick with anger and a love for Taco Bell Chalupas.

Have you tried those meximelts? Those things are GOOD!

 

[Skaadi]

psst, skaadi... bring pickles!

No peaches? Apparently I was laughing hysterically to myself when they were telling me that.

 

[Uriel]

Have you tried those meximelts? Those things are GOOD!

No, but everyone keeps on telling me to get'em.

But how can i betray my Chalupas? I eat 4 everytime i go there.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

No, but everyone keeps on telling me to get'em.

But how can i betray my Chalupas? I eat 4 everytime i go there.

I envy you. I can't eat anything from Taco Bell without it managing to blow my asshole out from the inside every time. Anyway, get well soon, Dances with Cows!

 

[Raziaar]

Awww shit... round two is coming. after feeling pretty good for about 7 hours, i'm starting to feel light headed and dizzy, and ****ed up again.

 

[Naudian]

TIGER BALM!

 

[Dumb Dude]

Wow! That cow is sooo cool, I can't get enough of it.

 

[Raziaar]

Shivering... so cold. So cold. I don't know what is worse, the burning raging heat coursing through my body, or the chattering of my teeth because i'm so cold.

 

[Skaadi]

Shivering... so cold. So cold. I don't know what is worse, the burning raging heat coursing through my body, or the chattering of my teeth because i'm so cold.

*pats on back, then contracts illness* DAMMIT!

 

[Raziaar]

*pats on back, then contracts illness* DAMMIT!

<slobbers all over Skaadi and anyone else who gets close> Come join me in my misery!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Get any crazy-ass feverish hallucimanations yet?

 

[Drackard]

When i was about 12 i had a really scary hallucination .. i'd always be up at 3am seeing boulders coming towards me :| and one time i saw ol' Arnold Swarzanegger (sp? ) sitting on the end of the couch ... it was really freaky :|I didnt know where iw as or anything

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

<slobbers all over Skaadi and anyone else who gets close> Come join me in my misery!

*Pull out mah Glock* DON'T COME ANY CLOSER OR I WILL POP A CAP IN YO VITAMIN D ENRICHED MILK MAKIN' ASS!

 

[ríomhaire]

<slobbers all over Skaadi and anyone else who gets close> Come join me in my misery!

*rescues Skaadi, gets sickness*
DAMN IT!