Dark Messiah Game Trailer

[Sui]

Ubisoft, renowned French video games publisher, is choosing Valve's Steam network as the platform on which to debut their latest Heroes of Might and Magic game. The aptly named Dark Messiah runs on the Source engine, and uses a first person perspective, not unlike Half-Life 2. [br] [br]In order to hype the game's imminent release, a new trailer has been unleashed onto the internet, and it details the way in which players "evolve" their charact--- [br] [br]

[br] [br]What the!? [br] [br]

[br] [br]HEY! What the flying flip are you doing!? [br] [br]

[br] [br]This is a blooming Dark Messiah newspost, not a ruddy World of Warcraft forum thread! I know they both feature pointy phallic penis extensions and a horde of Tolkien-esque carbuncular monstrosities to stab, but that doesn't mean you can fling around internet cliche's for the sake of it. [br] Now apologise to the readers. Go on. They didn't want to see you flash your katana around the place. [br] [br]

[br] [br]Okay, that's enough, now get out. Get back in that cardboard Dojo you made yourself. No tea tonight. [br] [br]Hmph. As I was saying, there's a new trailer, and it tells you about the evolution system or something. I don't even care anymore. Get it from GameVideos or GameSpot or someplace. Here's some picks. Bye. [br]

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[Inflame007]

Man wut?

 

[Cole]

Best News Post Ever.


besides all the others ever posted.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

Best News Post Ever.


besides all the others ever posted.

QFT

I laughing really hard.

In fact, I laughed so hard I made grammer mistakes.

 

[JrdnGrn]

I actually didn't find this one funny at all (and yes, I play WoW). The rest were pretty good though.


M&MM Looks quite spectacular, I'll more than likely be picking it up..the demo was fun but really short.

 

[Sui]

By the way, I don't have a multiple personality disorder, I just rent part of my brain to a ninja.

 

[Asuka]

Man to many games are coming out..

 

[Beerdude26]

Man that was awesome The newspost AND the comic

 

[63]

I'm not really into this type of game... great newspost

 

[Geogriffith]

Sui has not only made news posts cool again, he's also made ninjas cool again.

Seriously, there was a point when the whole ninja cliche had been shurikened to death.

But this is the second coming. The revival of the black and stealthy.

One could almost call the return of the ninja some sort of "dark messiah"...

 

[605Scorpion]

By the way, I don't have a multiple personality disorder, I just rent part of my brain to a ninja.

 

[PoeticRocker]

You rock Sui!! But the main question is if youre mentally insane...

 

[CyberPitz]

I think I'm gonna buy this!

suhweet

 

[simon]

Having to read all the comics in between to get to some sort of information is a waste of time, edleast this time he did post some images below, but serieusly, whats important in this newspost? the cartoon? or the video.. cause now you attract all attention to you comics.
If you like drawing comics so much start www.suicomics.com and leave the Half-Life² news for what is supposed to be, kthx

 

[Tyguy]

Having to read all the comics in between to get to some sort of information is a waste of time, edleast this time he did post some images below, but serieusly, whats important in this newspost? the cartoon? or the video.. cause now you attract all attention to you comics.
If you like drawing comics so much start www.suicomics.com and leave the Half-Life² news for what is supposed to be, kthx

Shut up.


Im putting a ninja in my next news post and it will battle Sui's ninja in a forum post not too distant from today

 

[poullos]

I bet you two vote for ninja on the pirate vs ninja question

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Having to read all the comics in between to get to some sort of information is a waste of time, edleast this time he did post some images below, but serieusly, whats important in this newspost? the cartoon? or the video.. cause now you attract all attention to you comics.
If you like drawing comics so much start www.suicomics.com and leave the Half-Life² news for what is supposed to be, kthx

Ahahahah. Your "precious time".

My arse, if you have time to read about Dark Messiah you can endure the 3 seconds it takes to glance over sui's nice comics.

 

[$kelet0r]

I honestly think Badger and Ennui should start banning dissentors to Sui

 

[Smigit]

Yeah I'll confess I'm not a big fan of the comics but thanks for putting in some content, it was alot better this time.

That said are the penis/boob/sex jokes really that necessary? about half the comics revolve around that. This one didnt but it was sandwitched there in the text instead.

But again thanks for taking the advice of others and getting content in there this time, I'm sure many people like me who dont care so much for the comics (although good) will appreciate it.

 

[3ssence]

I think the comics are fantastic. I also lmao at that comic, brilliant stuff. keep it up sui !

 

[Sulkdodds]

Shut up.

You are a very mean person!

That said, I lol'd at the newspost.

 

[NeoNight]

Shut up.


Im putting a ninja in my next news post and it will battle Sui's ninja in a forum post not too distant from today

this could end up being the battle of battles were there can be no winners!

:sniper: :bounce: :x :x

 

[Tyguy]

my ninja could kick his ninjas arse......

 

[Supernorn]

I have posted my opinions on this raging issue below.

























Hey you guys seen that trailer for Spiderman 3? It's pretty damn awesome.. oh yeah the opinion..

right..





























I know I'm in the minority here, but it would be really cool if you could try to make your unrelated cartoons/random ramblings shorter than the actual media on offer in your news posts.

It's starting to get annoying.

 

[Crispy]

I check the site every day and I find this latest entry a decent comprimise between fact, fun and frolics. For people who check the site less frequently it could be annoying the comic takes up a lot of space on the front page, but as long as the main stuff is included I'm fine with the frills.

 

[DeusExMachina]

I think mods should ban anyone who complains about Sui's comics.

 

[tehsolace]

I think Dark Messiah is a wonderful game thats coming soon and I don't really think its in HL2.net's best interests to show such a lack of enthusiasm towards it... :/

 

[Supernorn]

So is HL2.net a quality news site or is it a bad webcomic?

Make your minds up.

 

[PoeticRocker]

I believe its both! All things need love!!

 

[Wardancer]

Jesus... people lighten up. Halflife2.net isnt created solely for you. And judging by these forums a majority likes the ninjas. If you dont have time to read them i dont think you should be at the computer at all wasting your precious time... However writing those complains takes more time than reading the comic so obviously your time can't be that important.

Sui <3

 

[Revisedsoul]

this is a waste of my time

 

[AgentXen]

Shut up.


Im putting a ninja in my next news post and it will battle Sui's ninja in a forum post not too distant from today

Actually Simon has a good point. The comics are a waste of space and time. Focus on posting the news on the first paragraph then post the comics..if you have to .

 

[Sulkdodds]

I believe we will never again take up quite so much space with something like that.

 

[sinkoman]

You guys should STFU.

FFS, are you guys mentally retarded? Can you really not follow up on the article after the comic is done, or bring your brain to just SKIP the comment and read what's below it?

Nobodies dragging your ****ing eyeballs to the comics. You can MOVE your pupils away, so that the comics don't waste your precious time.

Here, i'm gonna make a poll. And i'm fairly positive that the poll will prove that maybe 10 or so people hate the comics because they "waste" their time, and the great majority will say that they love the comics, or don't mind them at a.

EDIT: I do have to admit thought, it's getting really annoying, now that the only replies people make to these newsthreads are either "WOW I love these comics keep them up lol" or "god damnt, these comics are a waste of space, bladkaf;jslfkja;sdfjk".

Nobody actually posts about what the news is ABOUT D:

 

[AgentXen]

You guys should STFU.

FFS, are you guys mentally retarded? Can you really not follow up on the article after the comic is done, or bring your brain to just SKIP the comment and read what's below it?

Nobodies dragging your ****ing eyeballs to the comics. You can MOVE your pupils away, so that the comics don't waste your precious time.

Here, i'm gonna make a poll. And i'm fairly positive that the poll will prove that maybe 10 or so people hate the comics because they "waste" their time, and the great majority will say that they love the comics, or don't mind them at a.

EDIT: I do have to admit thought, it's getting really annoying, now that the only replies people make to these newsthreads are either "WOW I love these comics keep them up lol" or "god damnt, these comics are a waste of space, bladkaf;jslfkja;sdfjk".

Nobody actually posts about what the news is ABOUT D:

Same thing can be said about the news posters.
FFS, are you guys mentally retarded?
Can they really not post their comics after the news?
Or bring their brain to SKIP the comics?
No one is ****ing making them draw the comics.
They can move their comics to the end so that the comics don't waste our precious time.

 

[ComradeBadger]

our precious time.

 

[Lucid]

If your time is so precious, then wtf are you doing on a gaming site?

Why not go find a cure for cancer or something?

 

[AgentXen]

If your time is so precious, then wtf are you doing on a gaming site?

Why not go find a cure for cancer or something?

Most everyone considers their time precious in spending it on activities they enjoy doing or what needs to be done.

The reason i don't go and find the cure for cancer is because i don't or anyone i know has cancer. People get motivated in finding a cure for caner because someone they loved has or died of cancer, Or just want money.

 

[Tyguy]

Actually Simon has a good point. The comics are a waste of space and time. Focus on posting the news on the first paragraph then post the comics..if you have to .

A waste of whos time, yours? Id like to hear your argument for having a reasonable problem with the comics. Is the extra 10 seconds too much eye strain?


Everyone that has a problem with them needs to loosen up a bit.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Enough.

We'll not be taking up quite so much space with comics in future, but we're not exactly going to strive for a dry and objective tone.