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CptStern

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I regret to inform you that dark clouds threaten to cover your blue skies ...as we speak the ugliest woman I know (accountant for the company I work for) is on an airplane headed to your beautiful country ..oh and not only is she butt ugly she also weighs more than most small compact cars and has a personality to match ..ugly, fat and a bitch, what's not to love?

btw she's 40 and on the look out for a man ..so if you're into cougars (bestiality) and dont mind putting a paper bag over your lovers head please seek out the overly large canadian visiting the tourist traps of London ..you cant miss her ..even if you tried (I've tried)

on behalf of canadians everywhere: we're truely sorry


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"I regret to inform you that dark clouds threaten to cover your blue skies"

Dark clouds in england are more the norm than the exception unfortunately :p (although summer is right around the corner, WOOOO)
 
Crushenator 500 said:
"I regret to inform you that dark clouds threaten to cover your blue skies"

Dark clouds in england are more the norm than the exception unfortunately :p (although summer is right around the corner, WOOOO)
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I know, you guys need to learn to recognise when I'm being sarcastic ..which is pretty much all the time :) ...I'm not being sarcastic now
 
**** Britian.

- Love, xoxo
America

I love being an American, SO ****ing much.
 
well I dont have any ..it's not like I keep a photo of the ugliest person I work with ...that would be weird
 
no ..did you expect me to say "my nose" or "my penor"

I moonlight as Buck Naked. porn star
 
It was in response to your original post. Heh.
 
Stern, what the hell is your job? I've read you saying that you work in an office at a computer and have loads of free time. I've read you saying that you work in a bar and I've read you saying that you work with autistic children. You have a really, really weird job.
 
how am I bitter cuz fattie went on a vacation to englander? it'll be nice not to have her around for the nest few weeks ..trust me no one here likes her cuz she's a bitch


riomhaire said:
Stern, what the hell is your job? I've read you saying that you work in an office at a computer and have loads of free time. I've read you saying that you work in a bar and I've read you saying that you work with autistic children. You have a really, really weird job.
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yes to all of the above (except the free time ..I'm just easily bored by the mundane tasks I have to do) ..I never said I do all that at once ...one day job is enough (plus freelance)
 
CptStern said:
how am I bitter cuz fattie went on a vacation to englander? it'll be nice not to have her around for the nest few weeks ..trust me no one here likes her cuz she's a bitch
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Well most people wouldn't create a thread about one of their coworkers going on vacation. Heh.

We've all done this before though, under different circumstances.
 
Raziaar said:
Well most people wouldn't create a thread about one of their coworkers going on vacation. Heh.

We've all done this before though, under different circumstances.
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dont make me take your new shoes and stick them up a tree ;)

...just be thankful she didnt go to texas
 
That's okay, there's lots of shitty people in Texas. I'm sure she'd blend right in nicely and I wouldn't notice her.
 
she has one of those inverse mushroom type bodies ..really huge ass ..the kind you could put your beer on and it wouldnt fall over ..in fact I'm sure you could put an entire keg there and it'd either sink (into the fat) or stand upright for hours


great now you made me picture her ass :x
 
Sterns full of shit. He comes off like some average Canadian, holding down an honest job, living an honest life.

BULLSHIT.

Your probably a ****ing Israeli spy.
 
I'm an american spy reporting on those who may be a threat to national security ...like the unpatriotic, or the hippies that support gun control/abortions for christians/communist terrorists


I've been keeping tabs on you mr Irksome

<writes in notebook> "possible terrorist or homosexual"
 
I regret to inform you that dark clouds threaten to cover your blue skies ...as we speak the ugliest woman I know (accountant for the company I work for) is on an airplane headed to your beautiful country ..oh and not only is she butt ugly she also weighs more than most small compact cars and has a personality to match ..ugly, fat and a bitch, what's not to love?

btw she's 40 and on the look out for a man ..so if you're into cougars (bestiality) and dont mind putting a paper bag over your lovers head please seek out the overly large canadian visiting the tourist traps of London ..you cant miss her ..even if you tried (I've tried)

on behalf of canadians everywhere: we're truely sorry


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I live in Scotland so I'll only be able to see the top of her head rising above the clouds over the horizon.
 
Stern, I have prepared harpoons. I am going to hunt this woman and if you PM me your address, you will soon be the proud recipient of her head on a wooden shield.

Tally ho!
 
I run a stall in Camden Lock Market which is one of the biggest tourist attractions in the country. Please give me a picture of her and something to say to creep the **** out of her, should our paths cross.
 
CptStern said:
I regret to inform you that dark clouds threaten to cover your blue skies ...as we speak the ugliest woman I know (accountant for the company I work for) is on an airplane headed to your beautiful country ..oh and not only is she butt ugly she also weighs more than most small compact cars and has a personality to match ..ugly, fat and a bitch, what's not to love?

btw she's 40 and on the look out for a man ..so if you're into cougars (bestiality) and dont mind putting a paper bag over your lovers head please seek out the overly large canadian visiting the tourist traps of London ..you cant miss her ..even if you tried (I've tried)

on behalf of canadians everywhere: we're truely sorry


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I agree with this formal apology.
 
Raziaar said:
Well most people wouldn't create a thread about one of their coworkers going on vacation. Heh.

We've all done this before though, under different circumstances.
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I thought you said cow workers. she is a fat cow after all.
 
el Chi said:
I run a stall in Camden Lock Market which is one of the biggest tourist attractions in the country. Please give me a picture of her and something to say to creep the **** out of her, should our paths cross.
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This would be so cool. Or even better, Stern tell Chi her name and everything, and Chi you make a T-shirt with her picture and name on it, and then when she comes by, whip the T-shirt out, and proclaim that she was the one from your dreams. Then give her the T-shirt and an amulet and tell her to find Jauffre. Record it and it will be EPIC.
 
dekstar said:
This would be so cool. Or even better, Stern tell Chi her name and everything, and Chi you make a T-shirt with her picture and name on it, and then when she comes by, whip the T-shirt out, and proclaim that she was the one from your dreams. Then give her the T-shirt and an amulet and tell her to find Jauffre. Record it and it will be EPIC.
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LOL yeah and direct her to Westminster Abbey to some random monk
 
dekstar said:
This would be so cool. Or even better, Stern tell Chi her name and everything, and Chi you make a T-shirt with her picture and name on it, and then when she comes by, whip the T-shirt out, and proclaim that she was the one from your dreams. Then give her the T-shirt and an amulet and tell her to find Jauffre. Record it and it will be EPIC.
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haha lmao :LOL:
 
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