Definition Of Scally/Chav (Funny)

Lol! Very funny, shame its all true, chavsd are ruining England.

Loved bit with the spolers, cardbored spoilers and rims are common place..
 
Rednecks of Britian eh?

I'm a redneck and I can tell you...they ain't any where close to one. :laugh:
 
Tr0n said:
Rednecks of Britian eh?

I'm a redneck and I can tell you...they ain't any where close to one. :laugh:
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Rednecks are nothing compared to chavs.
 
Chavs are basically wiggers...Am I right?
 
At last Rednecks have some kind of sense of tradition and culture... Chavs are just mindless thugs, wearing the cheapest tracksuit and cap they can trying to intimidate old people with their graffiti and crappy custom cars.
 
Tr0n said:
Chavs are basically wiggers...Am I right?
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No. They aren't wiggers since most of them are racist ****nuts.
 
They are still wiggers as far as I'm concerned, I saw one getting one the bus wearing a 2pac t-shirt listening to some sort of rap, wearing a bandana looking like a right twat - only for him to sit down and start scratching "NF" and nazi symbols on the windows.
 
JiMmEh said:
They are still wiggers as far as I'm concerned, I saw one getting one the bus wearing a 2pac t-shirt listening to some sort of rap, wearing a bandana looking like a right twat - only for him to sit down and start scratching "NF" and nazi symbols on the windows.
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Bunch of damn hypocrits. :|
 
If I was king then I'd line up every person who used the word "chav" thinking they were clever and I'dbeat them with sticks until they started to cry to teach them a f*cking lesson. God I hate that word. And the buzz/fad around it.

Of course, scallies themselves piss me off also, so... Well, again with the sticks.
 
Must really be something in London el Chi? People just don't use that word at all around here, except my cousin...even though hes a nice guy, he does sometimes follow trends such as calling people Chavs.
 
We call them "Chaddites" round here, I was just using chav because you people probably wouldn't get the term.

The roughest area of Derby is Chaddesden (it's fricken teaming with rough) and thus anyone who looks like what the rest of the country considers a scally or chav is in fact a Chaddite.
 
We just call them townies here... but I'm hearning 'chav' more and more. Heh, my parents own a jewellers and we had a girl in looking at those massive gold hoop earrings, and she was moaning to her grandma, saying "But I want to be a chav!"

I just thought that was funny..
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Must really be something in London el Chi? People just don't use that word at all around here, except my cousin...even though hes a nice guy, he does sometimes follow trends such as calling people Chavs.
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Argh! Screw it, we were calling them townies, scallies etc here ages ago and so it should be now and until a new derogatory middle-class-moral-high-ground term comes up that is NOT - I repeat NOT - "chav" <Shudders>

What really pisses me off is seeing the phrase all over the bloody media and in "quick let's capitalise on this appalling class warfare fad" books that are so bloody hilarious it makes me want to set the authors on fire and then extinguish the flames with my urine, and repeat ad infinitum.

It's become something like the word that middle-aged geography teachers read in the Telegraph or something and then go into class and use it to try and be "down with the kids" perhaps win back some of their meagre respect and then possibly recapture the slightest ounce of their ever-dwindling youth.
Seriously - f*ck yourselves.

Although, a friend of mine from Coventry said they'd been using the word for years, so I guess they can get away with it. Just. And mainly 'cause she's hot, so I'm more inclined to believe her.

Rant over. For now.
 
I call them "Homie G's" If you are talking about the wannabe rappers with pants around thier ankles and saying "You ****ing ****! **** you! ****!"

Similar to CS players
 
When I can understand other words in that song besides "White Lightning" I might find it funny.....
 
Where I am from we mostly call them townies, they piss me off to end, there just the scum of the UK.
 
I believe he's dyslexic and meant to write "ruin"

Sorry, I've entered the moral high ground and I feel slightly dirty. Must be off.
 
Yeah... the reason I took to carrying the last and thickest third of a pool cue in my backpack...
 
nargh townies... chavs... scallys, its all the same thing. The media have jumped on the chav word and they do take the piss, but they aren't exactly going for getting the government to exile the feckers to the Isle of Mann or something.
 
Brian Damage said:
Yeah... the reason I took to carrying the last and thickest third of a pool cue in my backpack...
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owch

Dandinong is full off "da fully sik subwoooofa mate... ma cousin habib got me real cheap"

And its full of shitty hyadai's with sti and Type-R stickers
 
oldagerocker said:
nargh townies... chavs... scallys, its all the same thing. The media have jumped on the chav word and they do take the piss, but they aren't exactly going for getting the government to exile the feckers to the Isle of Mann or something.
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NO!

Not the Isle of Mann!

Put them in the northern most island in Scotland. There isn't any quality bike racing to be had there.
 
i usually just call them shit heads

www.chavscum.com

i used to live in the townie base of operations, bacup and i remember i was walking home once and i saw some 10 year olds smashing up a bus stop and they shouted across the road to me asking for fags. couldn't believe it...10 year old and they were asking me for fags, the fags
 
You do not have any comprehension of Chav until you have been to Kent.
 
SHIPPI said:
We just call them townies here... but I'm hearning 'chav' more and more. Heh, my parents own a jewellers and we had a girl in looking at those massive gold hoop earrings, and she was moaning to her grandma, saying "But I want to be a chav!"

I just thought that was funny..
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lmao

She wasn't called Vicky Pollard was she? ;)
 
burnzie said:
owch

Dandinong is full off "da fully sik subwoooofa mate... ma cousin habib got me real cheap"

And its full of shitty hyadai's with sti and Type-R stickers
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Yeah. And then there are those dudes that go around with ground-effect lights installed on a five-year-old family sedan...

A friend of mine has one of those huge speakers that takes up your entire boot, but at least he plays something tasteful on it.

You haven't lived until you've heard his custom "80 minutes of Weird Al" CD...
 
hmm, townies...oh god i think i've just ruptured my spleen :flame:

i could write reams of hateful, spiteful language, filled with vitriol and numerous references to violence and chelsea supporters :| ...but it's too easy and too painfully funny when you try and rationalise how townies dress/think/act. it's better to just point and laugh really.

here's an email i got recently...it gave me a bit of a chuckle:

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.


2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.


3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.


4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.


5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.


6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.


7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.


8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.


9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"


10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.


11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
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what do you say to a chav in a suit?
"may the defendant please rise"
 
"5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs."

omg :laugh: :laugh: That's great :D
 
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