Desert Island, one item/person, who/what?

[Dog--]

Thread title.

Guitar, since I couldn't plug in an amp, nor could have an amp (that'd be 2 things), it'd be acoustic.

 

[Earthdeath]

hmm...if i wanted to get off, a harrier, but if not..my emergency rations backpack complete with survival guies and gear.

 

[Dog--]

I was actually going to say use realism, like if you were traveling on a plane you wouldn't have a plane, if your boat sunk you wouldn't have this stuff, but I figured it'd make for really boring replies, but it'd also most likely filter out the stupid ones, atleast.

Also, can you fly a harrier?

 

[Earthdeath]

i could ask the 67th naval corps...

 

[Shift]

A magic carpet.

 

[strafe/taco]

A flippin thousand more wishes, duh!

 

[MJ12]

A small yacht filled with gas so I could get off the island....

 

[Mech Man]

A chick thats into bondage... Wait , would that count as hand-luggage?

 

[Dog--]

i could ask the 67th naval corps...

I'd like to ask them too.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

toaster-chan :smoking:

but really, probably my bass guitar

 

[Vegeta897]

Computerrrrr

 

[Qonfused]

Mobile broadband card and laptop.

 

[Insano]

The Mona Lisa.

The girl, not the painting.

 

[Dog--]

Mobile broadband card and laptop.

Only one thing stupido.

 

[Fliko]

Portal Gun, duh

 

[Kula Meenur]

^this.

 

[Vegeta897]

Gortal Dun, puh.

 

[Dog--]

Gordon Pun?

 

[VirusType2]

I would bring halflife2.net

 

[lefty]

So three guys survived a horrible plane crash and washed up on a desert island. After some exploration, they happen upon an old oil lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out and naturally offers them three wishes. They decide to split the wishes between them. The first guy asks to be sent home to his wife- his wish is granted. The second wants to go back home to his mother. His wish is granted. The third guy says, "I wish those other two guys were back, I'm getting lonely!"

 

[Raziaar]

Bender Bending Rodriguez.

 

[kineaesth]

A hungry tiger, to keep me active.

 

[Stigmata]

A bulk tub of Vaseline.

 

[OmegaX]

hmm...if i wanted to get off, a harrier, but if not..my emergency rations backpack complete with survival guies and gear.

I agree with Mr. Major General here.

 

[Omnomnick]

Kliener's teleporter.

 

[Naph]

A Chinese fishing vessel.

 

[Jintor]

A knife.

 

[Vegeta897]

A bigger knife.

 

[Vegeta897]

All men have a naturally ability to do that though. You're just a woman who needs a man to do it for her.

 

[highlander]

one person - female friend Marilyn
item - solar powered torch!

 

[Saturos]

A satellite phone so I could call the Coast Guard and/or my family for help.

Portal Gun, duh

This isn't a very good choice since there's no where to shoot portals.

Unless of course the projectile's trajectory and velocity was infinite, then you could just shoot willy nilly until you actually found some place of civilization.
If it were my choice, I'd then keep the gun and the open portal on the island end available when I wanted to be completely alone for long periods of time whenever people/society pisses me off.

 

[Darkedge34]

One person - Alana
One item - condom?

 

[Darkedge34]

You're on a god damn desert island, why would you need a condom? If she gets pregnant, just let her have the kid and then roast it over an open fire. A hearty meal every nine months!

Kids are scary, can't deal with it.

 

[VirusType2]

Kids are scary, can't deal with it.

So you must be terrified every time you look in the mirror?

 

[Darkedge34]

So you must be terrified every time you look in the mirror?

Basically.

 

[bbson john]

-A beautiful, hot girl.
-A ship

 

[Bob_Marley]

Ray Mears

 

[<RJMC>]

scarlet johanson


and I tell we must revive civilisation so we better start soon!

and object: a satelite telephone whit gps and all that stuff,waterproof and solar powered

 

[The Monkey]

A satellite phone so I could get rescued.

 

[15357]

1. One of those emergency radio beacons with a solar cell. (Because, you know, if you don't know your exact location, a phone isn't going to do much good for you.

2. Cute girl.