Desert Island, one item/person, who/what?

[Phobie]

One person

 

[Krynn72]

A infinite-fuel Jetpack.

 

[Cormeh]

Factor 30 sun cream. Man, I burn real bad.

 

[Madagascar]

person - Michael Phelps
item - rope

 

[Kula Meenur]

^Give this kid a ****in' medal

 

[Dog--]

scarlet johanson

She's probably the hottest girl ever, good choice.

 

[L3N!N]

A hand held radio, or a water filter. I don't know if you can get frequencies out there.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'd take one person. A copy of myself. I'd probably end up killing myself after spending all that time on an island, but that's ok, because there would be a spare.

 

[Slug Advisor]

The rest of the world. I have absolutely no idea how that would work, but it'd solve the problem.

 

[Polaris]

John Locke

 

[Rizzo]

Les Stroud.

Why whould you bring a god damn guitar? Fire wood?

 

[Saturos]

The rest of the world. I have absolutely no idea how that would work, but it'd solve the problem.

Where've you been Slug?

Also, the weight of the world would be too much to bear. Wouldn't be worth it.

 

[FoB_Ed]

I'd bring Jesus


















































































and a cross

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'd bring Jesus

..

and a cross

But what about the nails?

 

[DEATH eVADER]

A harpoon, to catch me some big fish

 

[Dog--]

Les Stroud.

Why whould you bring a god damn guitar? Fire wood?

This question isn't so much as what do you need to survive, it's basically what/who do you love most, kind of. Obviously on a real desert island if I had a choice of anything I'd choose a boat or something like that, but to be honest there is nothing better to me then playing guitar by myself.

 

[Saturos]

Slighty off topic, but if any of you really were stranded by yourself on some island, would you just run around naked or would you wear palm fronds over your tools?

 

[Dog--]

I'm paranoid, so chances are I'd wear my clothes, I don't know about palm fronds, lol.

 

[Vegeta897]

I'd bring a spoon.

Oh, I thought it said dessert island.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Naked, I streak through the jungle hoping to not get raped by some strange island bear

 

[Raziaar]

That would be the polar bears.

 

[Saturos]

I'm paranoid, so chances are I'd wear my clothes, I don't know about palm fronds, lol.

...but it's possible the strong currents could strip you naked. It's happened to people before.

 

[lefty]

I actually just read a couple days ago about victims of a flood caused by a busted dam, one account was of a girl who had all her clothes stripped off and beaten and bruised almost beyond recognition. BY NATURE.

 

[Phobie]

Slighty off topic, but if any of you really were stranded by yourself on some island, would you just run around naked or would you wear palm fronds over your tools?

Seriously you just get gayer and gayer.

 

[Rizzo]

Whould you run around naked then Phobie?

I know i whould.

 

[Phobie]

Probably not, unless what Lefty said happened to me. Good going Mother Nature, you hot ****ing lesbian.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Portal gun aside; i'd bring my parents. they'd know what to do

 

[Rizzo]

If it was survival based, id bring a 9-inch knife or something.

Fun stuff whould be 9-inch knife or something.

 

[NeptuneUK]

The internet.

 

[Seppo]

a naked female

 

[Phobie]

a naked female

Let's hope she can't speak.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Not to sound hopelessly horrid, but who would be able to hear her?




On a deserted island with Seppo, nobody can hear you scream...

 

[Rizzo]

Why whould you need to bring wimenz when naked Phobie is gonna get flushed up on the beach by currents?

 

[<RJMC>]

Why whould you need to bring wimenz when naked Phobie is gonna get flushed up on the beach by currents?

I will save her baywatch style!

*<RJMC> runs in slow motion whit lifesaver floater while cumbing hair*
*<RJMC> jumps into water and rescue phobie a sexy blondie whit big boobs*
*start aplying mouth to mouth breathing even if phobie is still consious:naughty:*

 

[Phobie]

My hair is certainly not blonde.

 

[Rizzo]

A Phobie, not you, nececerily.

 

[Seppo]

My hair is certainly not blonde.

then you can't be saved in an overly erotic and elaborate manner.

 

[<RJMC>]

My hair is certainly not blonde.

good! I am tired of blondes

*<RJMC> repeats rescue instead now is a brunnete*

 

[Sam]

El Chi.

A raunchy lace glove.

Problem solved.

 

[Saturos]

Seriously you just get gayer and gayer.

...and you get more irritating with every post, and trust me when I say to irritate me even is indeed an accomplishment. :O

Bravo.