kupocake
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What's that Eidos? Deus Ex Three? But I thought you boys didn't do numbered games anymore? I thought you said they were for fags, and that 'Deadly Shadows' was dripping with Manly Pride? Won't the console users get scared off Eidos? Better make sure you make the guns really big on the cover again boys, or else they might think you've made a game for queers!
No but really Eidos, you're all right. Deus Ex is a Holy Cow that has already been slaughtered by a developer that committed ritualistic suicide some time ago. If Deus Ex 3 sucks, at least it won't see the same kind of drop in quality. In fact, I fully expect reviewers to be singing its praises based solely on the fact that 'hey, It's not Deus Ex: Invisible War!' When all that was really wrong with Invisible War was that it wasn't Deus Ex. Or a fun game. Or a well designed game. Oh, and this too:
No but really Eidos, you're all right. Deus Ex is a Holy Cow that has already been slaughtered by a developer that committed ritualistic suicide some time ago. If Deus Ex 3 sucks, at least it won't see the same kind of drop in quality. In fact, I fully expect reviewers to be singing its praises based solely on the fact that 'hey, It's not Deus Ex: Invisible War!' When all that was really wrong with Invisible War was that it wasn't Deus Ex. Or a fun game. Or a well designed game. Oh, and this too: