Dick Cheney shoots someone while hunting.

Yeah, I saw that when I first logged on about 30 mins ago. What an idiot.
 
I feel more bad for the poor, little quails, but yeah, Cheney is a ****ing lunatic.
 
He so did it on purpose. He'd been playing one of the video-game thingies and he saw the other guy as a legitimate target.

Oh wait, if he'd been playing video games he would have been trained and able to kill him with a single shot. Cheney = N00b
 
Did anyone see Wedding Crashers?

Yeah, it sucked.
 
kupoartist said:
He so did it on purpose. He'd been playing one of the video-game thingies and he saw the other guy as a legitimate target.

Oh wait, if he'd been playing video games he would have been trained and able to kill him with a single shot. Cheney = N00b
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lol




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This is something that happens from time to time. You now, I’ve been peppered pretty well myself,” said Armstrong.
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oh HELL no
 
Armstrong? Must be Niel Armstrong. That means one thing:


Moon Soldiers!
:borg:
 
This is funny and sickening at the same time. But funny just edges it. Let me demonstrate:

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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:LOL:

news said:
WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.
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How the hell does that work? "Ah, Ted, you see that? That's a big one! I'm gonna get it! I'll just aim my rifle like this - what do you mean stop pointing at you? Now I'm hardly gonna fire it, spraying you in the face and chest with shotgun pellets, am I? That would just be stupid. Now, okay, okay, I'm turning away! Ready...aim...what was that you said? Whoah! Whoops!"

He's like a one-man Chuckle Brothers.
 
none of you have gone quail hunting. you are supposed to walk in a line with your companions, because the minute someone runs off, and someone else spots a bird and takes aim as the bird is flying, there is a risk of getting hit as aiming down the sights makes it very difficult to see anything around you. this kind of thing isnt supposed to happen and its sad and kind of pathetic but i dont think it has anything to do with the mans intelligence or his character that he shot someone.
 
He was hunting alright... He was hunting man.
 
gh0st said:
none of you have gone quail hunting. you are supposed to walk in a line with your companions, because the minute someone runs off, and someone else spots a bird and takes aim as the bird is flying, there is a risk of getting hit as aiming down the sights makes it very difficult to see anything around you. this kind of thing isnt supposed to happen and its sad and kind of pathetic but i dont think it has anything to do with the mans intelligence or his character that he shot someone.
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He's fat and old. nuff said
 
gh0st said:
none of you have gone quail hunting. you are supposed to walk in a line with your companions, because the minute someone runs off, and someone else spots a bird and takes aim as the bird is flying, there is a risk of getting hit as aiming down the sights makes it very difficult to see anything around you. this kind of thing isnt supposed to happen and its sad and kind of pathetic but i dont think it has anything to do with the mans intelligence or his character that he shot someone.
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:upstare:

We can't make fun of someone for shooting another man while hunting f*cking birds? They are birds. When you go hunting, you sign an invisible paper that says you take the piss if you injure // kill someone.

You're only defending him because he's republican. If Bill Clinton did something like this, you'd join everybody and make fun of him.
 
I thought birds fly in the air....unless of course his companion was flying in the air in which case it would be an honest mistake.
 
Captain M4d said:
I feel more bad for the poor, little quails, but yeah, Cheney is a ****ing lunatic.
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The guy came around unannounced and it was an accident. Jesus Christ.

Dumb Dude said:
I thought birds fly in the air....unless of course his companion was flying in the air in which case it would be an honest mistake.
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You have never hunted quail.
 
This thread's really not gonna go anywhere. The Republicans will defend him, everyone else will crack jokes. Why is it even in Politics.
 
Raziaar said:
He was hunting alright... He was hunting man.
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lol. That makes him sound kinda gay.

I heard that Cheney eats 5 newborn babies every morning for breakfast. A little birdie told me. ;)
 
Guys, Cheney shot a rich lawyer, he was really trying to do us all a favor.

We should be sad the shot wasn't fatal.
 
Dumb Dude said:
You are correct sir. I just failed at making a funny with that comment is all.
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well, i thought it was funny at least.
 
He was a nubcake. The lawyer, that is. If I were him, I would crouch, flash Cheney, smoke for cover just in case, and rush bombsite and plant.


Edit: and win. At life, that is.
 
there's usually next to no risk in these sort of things because they're preplanned or "canned hunts" ..the birds are in cages and are released near the "hunter" so he, persumablly, doesnt need to break a sweat.

Rich folk dont "hunt"

so in other words another drunken weekend sporting event gets outta hand




btw I briefly met cheney ..it was caught on tape, I say something off camera
 
CptStern said:
there's usually next to no risk in these sort of things because they're preplanned or "canned hunts" ..the birds are in cages and are released near the "hunter" so he, persumablly, doesnt need to break a sweat.

Rich folk dont "hunt"

so in other words another drunken weekend sporting event gets outta hand
ey-F-himself.mov]it was caught on tape, I say something off camera[/url]
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Who the hell would do a canned hunt that would only make sense if it was filming it for a movie or something. It wouldn't even be fun there'd be no point. You might as well crush snails.
 
Erestheux said:
:upstare:

We can't make fun of someone for shooting another man while hunting f*cking birds? They are birds. When you go hunting, you sign an invisible paper that says you take the piss if you injure // kill someone.

You're only defending him because he's republican. If Bill Clinton did something like this, you'd join everybody and make fun of him.
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haha yes its entirely partisan. i just looooooove dick cheney because of that R next to his name. :rolleyes: i might laugh if it was a democrat though, given their natural distaste of guns.

but i do fail to see why the fact they are hunting birds is BOLDWORTHY.
 
Glo-Boy said:
That's how a lot of rich people hunt.
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But that's retarded. I mean it makes sense to say "A lot of rich people are transported via Limos" because if you can afford them why not?

But it doesn't make sense to do canned hunts if its really a hunting trip for fun and not publicity. That's like cheating at golf when you're playing alone. There's no point.

DreamThrall said:
WTF NOOB???? TEAM DAMAGE IS ON!!!
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LOL
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
The guy came around unannounced and it was an accident. Jesus Christ.
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How do you know I was calling him a lunatic just for that?
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Who the hell would do a canned hunt that would only make sense if it was filming it for a movie or something. It wouldn't even be fun there'd be no point. You might as well crush snails.
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cheney


"Scott Wakefield, a dog handler at the club, said about 500 farm-raised pheasants were released from nets for the morning hunt. The 10-man hunting party that included Cheney shot 417 pheasants. The vice president was set to hunt ducks in the afternoon."



http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/03343/249105.stm
 
God I love reading the Yahoo! News message boards. The trolls there are fantastic.

just saying.
 
Yeah, if he was a better shot, it wouldn't of hurt at all. ;(
 
a 28 gauge? BAH!!!

Real men don't use shotguns with a gauge over 12. And 12 is pushing the limits of manliness. I personally only use 12 gauges for shaving purposes by blasting the hair off my chin. The manliest of men use -10 gauge for when they go out hunting mutant cyber bears or tanks.
 
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