Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Raziaar]

Someone wanted to die and I spent the night telling him he could not.

He is not dead.

ALSO I'm going to make Timmy the first person to have 2,000 views. brb putting his profile on auto-refresh

Ummm no.

Besides, lefty has everyone beat.

 

[Raziaar]

Shit, you're right! Fine then, 3,000 it is.

Don't make me do it you creepy eyed woman.

 

[Rizzo]

heh, im 1001 visitor on toasters page.
I hate it, and my eyes are bleeding.

 

[Rizzo]

 

[Vegeta897]

Don't ask me how I knew I would get a result by typing "orange with a bandaid" in google images.

 

[Raziaar]

AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! <continued evil laughter>

 

[Naph]

Too bad it's a Grape Fruit.

 

[Unfocused]

Nooooo! Not the orange!

EDIT: That's a grapefruit? What a relief.

 

[Iron Kat]

Too bad it's a Grape Fruit.

No, it's a blood orange, hence the BRIGHT RED BLOOD spurting out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, I feel thirsty now, after looking at that!!!

 

[Naph]

What ever, your foreign exotic fruits are no much for my grape fruit!

Next post is very unlucky for Asian culture.

 

[Phobie]

lolweeaboos

 

[Phobie]

If you two have babies I can maybe have them for keeps?

Please?

: <

 

[Phobie]

You're sexy.

 

[Pesmerga]

Kill it with fire.

 

[Phobie]

Dave, it's time for you and I to make baby yes?

 

[Rizzo]

Thats unpossible.
Your spawn whould look something like this

Mothers side of the family of course.

Edit: Meant at toaster, but i think the same applies here

 

[Phobie]

Lol Lefty.

Toaster I'm afraid we would not be good parents.

 

[VirusType2]

I demand a fictional baby by Toaster and Phobie.

Especially since (sadly / thankfully) this is the only way it would be possible.

 

[Phobie]

Look up.

Not a good look.

 

[Rizzo]

No you don't.

 

[lefty]

Lol Lefty.

He looks like he's freaking thirty years old.

 

[Phobie]

Just like you son, you're not even 18! JESUS CHRIST.

I'd sex our baby.

 

[lefty]

No, I think he looks older than me. Hold on, I'ma bout to do something weird.

 

[Phobie]

Prediction:

Lefty is about to divide by zero.

 

[Rizzo]

Don't ****ing do it Lefty. He's gonna mix himself with the baby picture.

 

[Phobie]

Well done. We all saw it coming. NOW BRING IT ON!

 

[lefty]

Look. Look at this ancient mother****er.

Don't ****ing do it Lefty. He's gonna mix himself with the baby picture.

That's a good idea, brb.

 

[Rizzo]

hahaha. Do it son!

While your at it, make one out of the picture you drew of me, with Jessica alba whould you?

Guess it whould come out like Ben Affleck.

 

[lefty]

ehh, nevermind, I don't have the patience to figure that site out.

 

[Rizzo]

aww... I whould but i seldom venture outside Halflife2.net, google and facebook.

Internet scares me.

 

[Phobie]

Must I do EVERYTHING?

wtf

 

[Emporius]

Must I do EVERYTHING?

wtf

lol black baby

 

[lefty]

why do I have a little black baby

DAMMIT WESBEBE, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING BEHIND MY BACK

 

[Phobie]

 

[Crushenator 500]

ohgodwhathaveidonelol

 

[lefty]

they're looking more and more downy. I guess this is what becomes of incest.

 

[Rizzo]

Bahaha...
Thats disturbed.

Edit: Mix the babies!

 

[Phobie]

This is getting weird. Time to mix me in again.

 

[lefty]

what's with that eyebrow?

 

[Phobie]

Boring baby was boring. Mixing me in with the hybrid baby now.