Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Wanted Bob]

Your expression in the second pic says HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Sulkdodds]

I am continually surprised you pull off an orange dress.

 

[VirusType2]

Oh, now I see the haircut Toast. I like it better.

 

[Raziaar]

Creepy eyes, creepy eyes!

 

[McGooTheWise]

Halflife2.net: The cool new onlide dating service! Join the discussion on the "Dirty Mugshots!" thread! Post pictures of yourself on the internet and get PMs from people you don't know, who have no posts, wanting to date you!

Halflife2.net. It's not quite so safe here.

That's your improv. for today.

 

[McGooTheWise]

That's your improv. for today.

^^

Just a joke... hehe... heh... Ehh...

 

[kineaesth]

Find me some pictures of toaster that aren't weird, please. I need to prove to VoXQuA that she's not hideous.

 

[Vegeta897]

Apparently you're not supposed to go to sleep right after you cry, because your eyelids puff up and you look like an ALIEN. Which is actually kind of amusing and I lol'd at myself in the mirror that morning.

Why were you crying? D:

WHO DID THIS TO YOU

 

[Naudian]

Find me some pictures of toaster that aren't weird, please. I need to fap.

fapfixt

 

[kineaesth]

fapfixt

BITCH CHECK DIS

Also first pic everrrr.

Bad assery, no?

 

[McGooTheWise]

Any link that requires me to log into the very site I am logged into to view it I'm not bothering to look at. Please post a different link.

 

[VirusType2]

Also first pic everrrr.

Bad assery, no?

What are you a ninja? Also, peering into a vagina?

 

[Phobie]

That said, my eyes certainly can be creepy even under these circumstances.
Apparently you're not supposed to go to sleep right after you cry, because your eyelids puff up and you look like an ALIEN. Which is actually kind of amusing and I lol'd at myself in the mirror that morning.

Been there. Oh hideous.

Orange is a really good colour on me. And, well, I don't know if you guys knew this or anything, but it's also my favourite colour.

You and Stigmata should get together and have orange babies. Also you're lucky, orange looks awful on my. I love the colour but I'm too pale to pull it off.

..same with most colours ;( So pale.

 

[Raziaar]

Oh Phobie, great reflector of light, do not despair as you have a great many uses for your marvelous pale skin.

 

[lefty]

You could stand outside naked and be a ghost.

 

[Raziaar]

She could also stand as a backdrop for product shots of watches and other small items.

 

[lefty]

She could be printed on.

 

[kineaesth]

She could be offline.

 

[Raziaar]

She could save countless amounts of energy by not being resource intensive whenever her photos are converted to monochrome.

 

[lefty]

She could be offline.

That's why we're saying "she" and not "you".

she be roasted over a fire and made into a smore.

 

[kineaesth]

She could be cut up into chunks and tossed with oil through pasta.

 

[lefty]

she could be a snowman

 

[Phobie]

I'm never offline.

These are all excellent career choices.

 

[lefty]

or an albino bat!

 

[Naudian]

 

[kineaesth]

What about if I skinned you and wore you as arctic camouflage?

 

[Raziaar]

She could move to Antarctica and never be found. If she so chooses.

 

[Phobie]

Being allergic to sunlight, that's probably a good idea. They don't get much sun, do they? I don't know these things.

Sorry Mr. Sun

 

[Vegeta897]

 

[Phobie]

DON'T BE MAD AT ME please

 

[Bad^Hat]

That's the most ginger eye I've ever seen.

 

[kineaesth]

YET THE HAlR lS NOT GlNGER?!

 

[Rizzo]

I've actually only ever had one PM from someone whom I do not know with no posts, and it has long been deleted. It said "hay ur beautiful" or some bullshit like that.

I'm sure he was a very charming and attractive man.

No, no, it was me.

 

[lefty]

I almost sent toaster a PM, but then I figured about ten other guys would do the same thing, so I decided to be original and instead post about how I was going to send toaster a PM, but then figured about ten other guys would do the same thing, so I decided to be original and instead post about how I was going to send toaster a PM, but then figured about ten other guys would do the same thing, so I decided to be original and instead post about how I was going to send toaster a PM, but then figured about ten other guys would do the same thing, so I decided to be original and instead post about how I was going to send toaster a PM, but then figured about ten other guys would do the same thing, so I decided to be original and instead post about how backasswards my brain must be in.

 

[Bad^Hat]

YET THE HAlR lS NOT GlNGER?!

Take a hint: I can't take a hint.

And so it persists. :cheers:

 

[kineaesth]

wordswords

I sent toaster a pm but instead of a pm it was a profile message.

 

[Raziaar]

Man Toaster being a girl is so unfair. It's not fair she will receive 1000 profile page views before I do.

 

[kineaesth]

Samon's beat you both.

 

[lefty]

Razzy, I just did you a big favor.

 

[Raziaar]

Oh that bastard!

Well anyways, it's a good thing I don't care about my profile view count.


<sniff>


EDIT: Oh Wow, it jumped like 100 in just a couple minutes. Wow. Lefty... I love you.