Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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Hey look it's a little me-kid.
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Farrowlesparrow looks like he could live in the woods, good.
 
Very few things please me more than being in a big forest.

edit: Being in a big forest with a... companion lady would be excellent. Being a lumber jack could be fun. But not one who uses a bulldozer.
 
You could make a pretty handsome lumberjack. Go for it.
 
Why thank you. One day perhaps.
I'd love to find a forest which I couldn't possibly walk across in a day.
I doubt there are any like that in Britain. But then I won't be here much longer.

Another problem though is finding someone who'd wish to join me
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Farrowlesparrow said:
Why thank you. One day perhaps.
I'd love to find a forest which I couldn't possibly walk across in a day.
I doubt there are any like that in Britain. But then I won't be here much longer.

Another problem though is finding someone who'd wish to join me
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Women who like the outdoors and manage to be attractive at the same time are the best.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Women who like the outdoors and manage to be attractive at the same time are the best.
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They also apparently don't exist in my locale. But then perhaps I should be searching the woods and not the cities.

More imagery. This is a photo thread, after all!
Blur face.

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I'm just going through my myspace photos
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toaster-chan said:
I wish I were a lumberjack.
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I'd be a REAL lumberjack, not one of those pussy-ass mother****ers who use a chainsaw. Nah mang, I'd use a mother****ing axe and level forests with JUST BY SHOWING MY FACE TO THE TREES
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Fixed that for you.
 
toaster-chan said:
I wish I were a lumberjack.
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I'd be a REAL lumberjack, not one of those pussy-ass mother****ers who use a chainsaw. Nah mang, I'd use a mother****ing axe and level forests with my SHEER STRENGTH AND MANLINESS.
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Let's go to the woods. Today!
Oh, but be sure for a big surprise.

I also could have gone with:
"You're a lumberjack and you're okay."
 
You should trim them and fashion the cuttings into a beard.
Why would you die in the woods? I'm totally over that. I'm into killing gay men now. I'm sorry to tell you this way...
 
Wilderness women do exist, if you want to find a lot of them, go to Washington the state, or Oregon.
 
fly fishing is the way to go, toaster. You could live in a log cabin in the middle of nowhere too!
 
toaster-chan said:
I will be a wilderness woman someday. I will be a samon hunter in Alaska. Seriously. The lumberjack thing was a joke, but I really do want to be a samon hunter. It would probably be the best ever.
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What's he ever done to you?
 
You don't deserve Farrow.


YOU DON'T DESERVE HIM.
 
toaster chan said:
it couldn't even begin to ameliorate the ineffable heartache you have bestowed upon me. </3 </3 </3
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Bunch of heart breakers, you deserve each other.
 
Hang on - you were having sex with the IRON?
 
That's fine. As long as she's got the iron and the kitchen utensils out. She knows her place.
 
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