Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Vegeta897]

You just insulted 369 pages worth of people's appearances, you ****s.

 

[Rizzo]

What a lovely stink?.

Yeah seriously it whould stink.

 

[lefty]

139 pages :|

 

[Rizzo]

**** it people! We all know the default setting of 369 is the official! So cut the crap!

NO MORE CRAP!

 

[VirusType2]

As long as we are all together on the same page, who cares what page we are physically on?

This post will probably roll over onto the next page because the internet hates me.

 

[Qonfused]

Yay, another posts per page argument. Here, let me just...

dud u guise r fukin retaded if u hav more thn 15 posts a pag ffs

 

[Tyguy]

this would be an adventure on a palm pilot

 

[Rizzo]

I saw him run away. I guess he either got cold feet or went to get celebration cake.

The cakes are wedding/funeral/brithday/promotion/graduation, they are pretty much the same only the name is different. Celebration cake thou, is a combonation of them all.

Fits the ocation. Edit: Can't belive i forgot "special ocation cakes."

Why am i talking about cakes?
It's 370 pages bitches!

 

[Shamrock]

I'm not going to lie..

I want to have sexual relations with the lot of you.

 

[Shamrock]

And I you, Shammy. <3

It's not like we're far away from each other. We should.

 

[Rizzo]

Even me?

 

[Shamrock]

Even me?

You're too far away.

 

[Qonfused]

We're closish.

 

[Shamrock]

We're closish.

Here is the related closeness to me in order of closest first:

ZombieTurtle (1 hour)
ToasterChan (4 hours)
Qonfused (5 hours)
Stigmata (5.5 hours)


Anyone else I'm missing is either unimportant or their location is unknown to me.

I would have sex with everyone there.

 

[Phobie]

h8char

 

[Shamrock]

h8char

You're too far. Come back to Boston, and we can make arrangements.

 

[Rizzo]

Im around Phobie girl

 

[Tyguy]

dont turn this into a dating thread...unless i can film your encounters

 

[VirusType2]

no you aren't.
LoloL

 

[Rizzo]

Well, I have a confession to make. Thats not really me. I there for wish to apologize to Kristian.
Sorry dude, beers on me next friday.

 

[MJ12]

Here is the related closeness to me in order of closest first:

ZombieTurtle (1 hour)
ToasterChan (4 hours)
Qonfused (5 hours)
Stigmata (5.5 hours)


Anyone else I'm missing is either unimportant or their location is unknown to me.

I would have sex with everyone there.

You no love Vegeta? He's like an hour and 45 minutes away from you!

 

[Vegeta897]

Here I am!





/leaves

 

[Raziaar]

Here is the related closeness to me in order of closest first:

ZombieTurtle (1 hour)
ToasterChan (4 hours)
Qonfused (5 hours)
Stigmata (5.5 hours)


Anyone else I'm missing is either unimportant or their location is unknown to me.

I would have sex with everyone there.

Twice now I've been less than 10 minutes away from you.

<sniffles>

But I'm too much of a coward!

 

[Shamrock]

Twice now I've been less than 10 minutes away from you.

<sniffles>

But I'm too much of a coward!

So true!

And ZT, I forgot about Veggies. He's always hated me anyway.

Plus, I'm near certain he's about an hour away as well.

I say we have a 3 way ZT and Veggies.

 

[MJ12]

Man, I just spilled superglue all over my hands and legs. This is the worst.

I warned you about masturbating.
That's why it's a sin.

 

[Vegeta897]

Man, I just spilled superglue all over my hands and legs. This is the worst.
Veggie how far do you live from me question mark.

I forgot where exactly you are D:
Somewhere in southern Ohio or something right?

And ZT, I forgot about Veggies. He's always hated me anyway.

I don't hate you when it comes to a potential 3 way.

 

[VirusType2]

I am not a raper traveling the world.

I lied.

 

[Kamikazie]

Greece? Dayum.

 

[Vegeta897]

Nooo! *gives you a gift to get your happiness meter back up*

Google maps says 3.75 hours.

No Kami you fool, Athens Georgia.

 

[Vegeta897]

3.75 hours is too far? WELL SCREW YOU

Here I thought living in the same state was a huge bonus! But now it doesn't even matter!

 

[Kamikazie]

Nooo! *gives you a gift to get your happiness meter back up*

Google maps says 3.75 hours.

No Kami you fool, Athens Georgia.

/me quits sarcasm.

Veggggiiiiieeee that is wayyyy too far. We could've gone on a date but NO. You had to go and live somewhere that is not close enough.

You live in Georgia?

 

[Vegeta897]

I was replying to your sarcasm with more sarcasm. She lives in Ohio, like me. *dark glance at toaster* but Athens is actually a city in Georgia too, as it is in Greece.

 

[Emporius]

Ooo, thats a nice one. Now can I have mine back?

Yeah, I'll get it around to you sometime

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

It is your duty as a women to make yourself available.

If I can't have him...

Nobody can.
(omgthatisuchanoldphotoofme)

Old photo it may be, but that has truly made my day. I feel bound to respond in kind! Being in construction as they say, I was rather spoilt for choice, although the one item that would have been ideal, I couldn't find. We seem to have lost our axe. So, I settled on another familiar favourite. Subtle, no?

I admit I took a lot of photos with various tools, but I think I'll leave those. So far is too far.

 

[Solaris]

haha that is too cool

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Capital! And so, I can finally lay to rest.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I lol'd heartily.

Likewise

I was replying to your sarcasm with more sarcasm. She lives in Ohio, like me. *dark glance at toaster* but Athens is actually a city in Georgia too, as it is in Greece.

Why you all gotta be stealing other places' town names? You've even got a Brighton in Alabama. That's my hometown, only you've removed all the grubby bohemia and replaced it with being a little bit famous for being really racist in the sixties and then having civil rights demonstrations happen there.

 

[Kamikazie]

America thinks that it can take old city names and make the new city better.

 

[VirusType2]

I want to live in ancient Sparta, so I can live for something bigger than myself, and die for it as well.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Athens was supposed to be a bastion of intellectualism in America, like its namesake was for Greece back in the day. It didn't turn out so well. As my father likes to say, and as I like to quote, Athens (Ohio!) has an intellectual crust, but the filling is all ignorance and superstition.

sounds like a good representation of the country.