Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Irksome]

I'm perpetually bad looking.

 

[Fliko]

You look a little bit like your avatar

 

[Raziaar]

It's the tatt.

Maybe it's the rock hard body. Well, with the exception of the 2d manboobs.

 

[Bad^Hat]

You look a little bit like your avatar

Actually, my first thought was "holy shit, Barnie?!" even before I noticed the avatar.

 

[15357]

*reads thread*


By the gods, you guys are awesome.

 

[Kula Meenur]

That face makes me lol for some reason.

lol indeed, take one look and get ready to rofl

<3

 

[el Chi]

Here's a photo of me that, and I don't care if this sounds arrogant, pretty much wins the thread.

Possibly NSFW, I'm the one in the chicken suit.

And if that sentence alone doesn't have your cheek stinging with awesome then shame on you.

 

[Terminator]

 

[Krynn72]

The chicken suit is win, but those girls look like they would be gross to the touch.

 

[Phobie]

The chicken suit is win, but those girls look like they would be gross to the touch.

Or like, slippery. And/or shiny.

 

[Krynn72]

I was thinking sticky.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm thinking...*vomit*

 

[CyberPitz]

check out mah new tatt

What's wrong with your belly button!?

 

[Vegeta897]

That's not his belly button. That's the tip of his pubes.

He surgically removed his belly button.

 

[Murray_H]

Relatively large gif

I touched Bill Bryson lolz

 

[Pesmerga]

Short recoil is the perfect man.

 

[Stigmata]

I'm thinking...*vomit*

I was thinking sticky.

Or like, slippery. And/or shiny.

I was thinking "plastic". Bleugh.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I was thinking "plastic". Bleugh.

****DOLLS MUTHA ****A DO YOU USE IT?

No you sure don't.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Possibly NSFW, I'm the one in the chicken suit.

That wins, if only because she's pointing to a giant cock.

Also, your penis.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Oh god i lol'd hard :upstare:

 

[Phobie]

But strangely nobody asked the question 'why?' at the shinygirl/chicken picture.

 

[Zephos]

Pfft, haircuts.

 

[Phobie]

Pfft, haircuts.

Haha, love it. That smile is hilarious.

 

[Stigmata]

Holy shit, you look like your avatar

 

[Druckles]

But strangely nobody asked the question 'why?' at the shinygirl/chicken picture.

Not strange. perfectly normal on these forums

Lolz at Murray

 

[Pesmerga]

Holy shit, you look like your avatar

No he doesn't...

Not in the slightest.

 

[Stigmata]

Wait yeah, he doesn't.

 

[Phobie]

I was thinking that but didn't want to say anything at risk of sounding like an idiot. But I'll get on it and say, what.. no he doesn't!

 

[Druckles]

I read Phobie's post and somehow tied hers and Zephos' together making me think Phobie was male... and just totally didn't see how her avatar looked anything like that. Was quite confusing.

Edit: But yeah! He doesn't!

 

[el Chi]

But strangely nobody asked the question 'why?' at the shinygirl/chicken picture.

I did work experience at a lads' mag for about two months and dressing up as a chicken and posing with shiny ladies was one of my many adventures.

The models were both really nice, intelligent, had very good taste(s) in music and great sense(s) of humour and were very attractive. And less shiny and false looking than that picture suggests.
It was ridiculous.
A person should at least have the good grace to have one repellent quality about them.

 

[Phobie]

I did work experience at a lads' mag for about two months and dressing up as a chicken and posing with shiny ladies was one of my many adventures.

The models were both really nice, intelligent, had very good taste(s) in music and great sense(s) of humour and were very attractive. And less shiny and false looking than that picture suggests.
It was ridiculous.
A person should at least have the good grace to have one repellent quality about them.

Oh wow that's awesome, which lad's mag?

 

[NeptuneUK]

pics or didnt happen

 

[Citrus]

 

[Muffin Man]

Eh, might as well pic whore myself.

A pretty normal picture, me on the left:

Playing a show with my band:

Being Zombie Jesus for Halloween:

lul

 

[Bad^Hat]

Haha, awesome.

Zombie christ needs to learn to apply his makeup.

 

[Phobie]

Are you wearing a christmas wreath on your head? That's amazing.

 

[Druckles]

Omg! Zombie Christ... Like a Chrombie or Zombist!!

 

[el Chi]

Oh wow that's awesome, which lad's mag?

Front magazine. Not a lot of people have heard of it because it doesn't have a huge circulation, but it's a decent magazine (far, far better than those awful Nuts and Zoo rags) and LOTS of fun to work for.

pics or didnt happen

This is me sitting atop a tower of beer.
Each work experience bitch gets a "Workie Challenge" and mine was to blag my own weight in beer in three hours. I'm ten stone (63.5 kg) but I told the PR company that I was 15 stone (95kg). That's 172 bottles.
That was a very boozey Friday afternoon in the office.
I'm wearing a crash helmet because... Well, just because actually.

 

[Phobie]

I'm pretty sure I've seen 'Front' about, somewhere.

That is awesome. Awesome awesome.

 

[Pesmerga]

That is pretty awesome, el Chi.

It's like... you're famous!