Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Angry Lawyer]

I love the way that Chi looks like he's caught a wiff of that chick's fart, or something.

Edit: "Grandad, grandaaaad, looooooOooOOOoook! It's a pirate!"

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Stigmata]

But Pi - where's the row of pink tents?


Stiggy, you're a big smelly lie-bag. Yes Phobie looks good, but Aldridge just oozes sexy.

In more ways than one! Wooo!


Speaking of oozing sexy...

I don't think I've ever seen a face full of so much derision for the female species.

 

[el Chi]

She's one of my dearest friends - you met her actually, AL - and I can't remember why I was pulling that expression. I think secretly we disgust each other but just keep up the pretence for our kids.

 

[Stigmata]

I... met her?

D:!

[edit] Oh, I see. Lawyer met her.

I'm a retard.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

"Grandad, grandaaaad, looooooOooOOOoook! It's a pirate!"

-Angry Lawyer

I had a whole summer of that last year. I think I'll buy an eyepatch this time round. And then I'll go round killing people and raping the women.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You must also get a hook hand or a parrot.

Chi - Your friends are hotter than mine
I wish I lived in Chiville.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Eejit]

Me and my woman.

Suits win!

 

[Stigmata]

Button that jacket up, you no-good hooligan!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

* Angry Lawyer adds Eejit to the hot list

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Eejit]

AHAHAHA I just noticed it looks like I'm carrying the handbag tucked under my arm!

 

[Phobie]

Can't help but notice all that sweet lesbian ass touching in the background.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You mean, you're not?!?

* Angry Lawyer strikes a name off the hot list

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Eejit]

She is, that's why she noticed.

 

[Stigmata]

Out-of-order posts really add to the confusion, don't they?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

and it only comes in wheelbarrows!

 

[Qonfused]

Mine? My favorite cheese is Colby-Jack. I like that bitterness at the end.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Lol stfu and post more fap material.

 

[Murray_H]

Button that jacket up, you no-good hooligan!

I think the un-tucked shirt is a more pressing issue.

 

[Phobie]

Nah that's him being wicked cool.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Me, Chi, and Hectic Glenn. An unholy trinity of hot.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Stigmata]

Oh, what it would be like to be in the middle...

 

[Social Bacon]

Here's me in my uniform for my jazz band. We're cool like that.

 

[Phobie]

Oh, what it would be like to be in the middle...

You'd be on the table in your knickknocks belly-dancing.

 

[Stigmata]

Here's me in my uniform for my jazz band. We're cool like that.
<snip>

Your hair looks really long in that picture.

You'd be on the table in your knickknocks belly-dancing.

You know me too well.

 

[Sam]

Me, Chi, and Hectic Glenn. An unholy trinity of hot.

-Angry Lawyer

This picture needs more Sam. And more naked.

 

[MJ12]

And zombieturtle as the background waitress, maybe laying down in a creepy promiscious position on the bench in the background with a grin.... yeah, that would make that photo really sexy

 

[Qonfused]

And Qonfused as the table.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

And Willie as Lawyer's undergarments.

 

[el Chi]

This picture needs more Sam. And more naked.

This we know to be true.

And zombieturtle as the background waitress

I'm afraid to say you'd have to go a long way to out-sexy the barmaid from that pub. She's hawt, but slightly boyish (in a pretty way) and quite emo too and thus the attraction raises some conflicting emotions...

Oh, what it would be like to be in the middle...

Well in that picture you'd either be an empty pint glass or an emptier ashtray: take your pick.
Ooooh, that means that was taken before the smoking ban... Wow.

Phobie: do you know the Dublin Castle pub in Camden? That's where the picture's from!

 

[Emporius]

Oy Alan! Does the guy in the white sweater on the far right do any acting?

 

[Phobie]

Phobie: do you know the Dublin Castle pub in Camden? That's where the picture's from!

Ah yes! I thought I recognised it, thought I thought it might have been Carnaby St.

Bit of a difference.

 

[el Chi]

He looks like Jackie Chan.

Ah yes! I thought I recognised it, thought I thought it might have been Carnaby St.

Bit of a difference.

I've not been to Carnaby Street in donkey's years... Last time I was there it just seemed like there wasn't much to it anymore D:

 

[Sam]

Oy Alan! Does the guy in the white sweater on the far right do any acting?

Judging by the pose... 2guys1cup? :|

 

[Sam]

I'm digging the seal and the glasses.

Also, that girl in the foreground on the right isn't too bad, I guess.

 

[Vegeta897]

That's a nice looking picture. I like the red in your hair.

 

[Phobie]

no i didn't photoshop the hell out of the lighting in this

i don't know what you're talking about

Cuuuuute.

 

[Unfocused]

Booyah

 

[Phobie]

Don't worry Mr. President

I'VE GOT YOUR BACK

 

[Qonfused]

That's a nice looking picture. I like the red in your hair.

Is that a flashlight?

 

[MJ12]

damn, toaster reminded me of how much i want a cuddly vort plush. Vorts are the darn near cutest HL things. Now I have to go spend money on it.

Companion Cube/Vort oh which to choose....