Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Vegeta897]

Ah, yes.

 

[Phobie]

I resent that internetlaw.

 

[kineaesth]

I resent that internetlaw.

Because you are the exception?

 

[Krynn72]

No, its because shes not.

 

[el Chi]

UBER-RESPONSE AHOY

I thought el chi was going to be more baby-faced.

No I'm all man, baybeh. It's youthful handsomeness.

no i didn't photoshop the hell out of the lighting in this

i don't know what you're talking about

[Insert obligatory joke about liking the one on the left but who's that idiot on the right]

[Or don't]

[In a nice way]

Incidentally, I want a cuddly vort so very much

Holy crap, Cobain is still alive!

I hope you've said your goodbyes, bee-atch...

DAMMIT I DO NOT HAVE IMPLANTS.

Not compared to me you don't.

 

[Raziaar]

God dammit what is with you people and gender issues.

Ok you got me, HERE I AM REALLY.

Very attractive. I'd love to honk your nose.

Honk Honk.

 

[Vegeta897]

She just grabbed me and wouldn't let go until she had taken like fifty pictures of us together.

Why did I read that as "filthy pictures"

 

[Phobie]

Very attractive. I'd love to honk your nose.

Honk Honk.

Go ahead babe, go ahead.

 

[Phobie]

EVERYONE does.

 

[kineaesth]

EVERYONE does.

Lesbian?!

Also, why do we all of a sudden have, like, 3 regularly posting females? That's outrageous.

 

[Phobie]

It's not THAT all of a sudden. God.

Lesbian for toaster since I saw that cute picture, BUT NOBODY ELSE.

 

[kineaesth]

It's not THAT all of a sudden. God.

Lesbian for toaster since I saw that cute picture, BUT NOBODY ELSE.

It's sudden for me. My consciousness is eons old, and the passing of a year, to me, seems but a heartbeat in the endless flow of time, but a blink in the infinity that is the universe.

 

[Sam]

It's sudden for me. My consciousness is eons old, and the passing of a year, to me, seems but a heartbeat in the endless flow of time, but a blink in the infinity that is the universe.

I came.

 

[kineaesth]

I came.

An orgasm like a hiccup in the vast, indecipherable nature of matter itself.

 

[el Chi]

omg its a gurl lol

tbh I have no idea who that creep is. She just grabbed me and wouldn't let go until she had taken like fifty pictures of us together. I dunno, it really freaked me out. I didn't even know if I was going to make it out of there alive.

My therapist says it won't be long before the nightmares stop. I hope to god she's right.

I doubt she's right. That woman must be ten times your size and all of a sudden she's pressing you to her face with an expression that says "Sure I've got nice lips but if you come anywhere near me by God you'll end up unconscious in a ditch in Reykjavik with your face grafted onto the soles of your feet and your fingers sprinkled around you like confetti. But you have a nice day now, ya hear?"
If that doesn't invade your nightmares, then nothing will.

Especially such a delicate little flower like you: with your captivating, enormous red eye and your unmissable, protruding fangs...

 

[Phobie]

omg its a gurl lol

What you chattin' about blad?

 

[kineaesth]

What you chattin' about blad?

Maybe he was commenting on the rarity of a woman, or something.


Ah, shit, I've lost my awesome word skills from two posts back.

 

[Phobie]

I know what he was chattin' abaat. It was simply a rudeboi attempt.

Allow that.

 

[el Chi]

Actually it was more of a tongue-in-cheek post-ironic comment on the gender imbalance of the internet, men's reaction to the presence of females in a stereotypically male environment and how this reaction is almost never representative of any form of gender equality.
You cahnt.

What you chattin' about blad?

Allow you. U'm chattin' 'bour your mum, innit bredren. Fassy'ole. ohsnaplol

 

[kineaesth]

*emo*

So, in a way, that cruel, glasses wearing woman has destroyed your life? How sad.


On topic- I want to buy a camera. What should I get?

 

[Phobie]

Rumour born:

GOD DAMMIT.

K Toaster, let's.

 

[el Chi]

*Oh bitch, bitch, bitch*

Well if you will insist on associating yourself with such nefarious personages in the first place, my sympathy for you is limited at best.

 

[kineaesth]

*has witnessed beginning of a lesbian love-affair between Phobie and toaster*


Edit - Ew.

 

[Raziaar]

Too much women talk, not enough guy talk.

I mean for ****s sake, we're straying from our roots here.

 

[Phobie]

I came.

[EDIT] Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns guns girls girls girls girls girls cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars

ejaculate.

 

[Pesmerga]

I ejaculated.

 

[kineaesth]

So... Rawr, I like steak and violence! Harharhar... *drinks beer*

 

[el Chi]

Short skirts, long hair, my hormones flyin' everywhere.

 

[el Chi]

TOUGHEN UP AND STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM, DAMN YOU!
I disgust me too.

FURTHERMORE, REGARDING THE SUBJECT AT HAND: I am a womanly woman with a womanly vulva.

 

[Social Bacon]

Ready for some sexy pictures of ZT anyone?!

How bout in his stupid Catholic School uniform he has to wear everyday? naughty naughty! Myspace angle!!!

<snip>

Or in his patched up military jacket? (you might notice I have the combine initials and logo printed on the skirt of it. Theres also a large beetlejuice patch on the back that you can't see)
<snip>

Military jacket you say? I see your bet and raise you one greatcoat.

I have no idea how I managed the exact same facial expression in both pictures.

 

[Phobie]

Ahem:

BLUE STEEL!

MAGNUM!

 

[MJ12]

lol, nice social bacon, but you don't pull it off in the same, "distressed post-apocolyptic" look as I do!

Plus, mine has the combine initials and logo silkscreened on it.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I think his is more like a Keanu Reeves take on the post-apocalyptic thing. He's got the 'whoa' expression down pretty well. Also, the trench coat.

 

[Social Bacon]

Sadly not, despite Phobie's claims (which I thank her for ) I lack the modeling skill that you seem to posses

 

[Stigmata]

BLUE STEEL!

This.

 

[kineaesth]

The more I see it, the more that coat is totally awesome.

 

[Pesmerga]

There's actually not enough of me for all of you. So I choose Phobie and uhh... CyberPitz.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Ahhh maybe we should dig out more of those meet up pictures, good times. There are lots of us on those. When I'm not being so lazy I'll bother to post one at some point too...

 

[kineaesth]

There's actually not enough of me for all of you. So I choose Phobie and uhh... CyberPitz.

Where is Pitz these days?

 

[Pesmerga]

Hiding :ssh: