Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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That unsure expression and half-assed thumbs-up is telling me something's wrong.
 
Its part of a series of pictures I took to explain to my friend why I shaved. Theres about 3 more of those except with sad faces and no thumbs.
 
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:LOL: Reading back on the past 10 pages or so, this thread is just epic...

There are waaay too many half-beardy people on here.
 
To the rescue!

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Thats me on my trusty motorised cart, fighting crime with a can of John Smiths Extra Smooth.

- Pax
 
Forsooth!

Who am I? Who are you? Where are we? Is it time for lunch?

- Pax
 
Stigmata said:
Game journalist site? Or poorly-managed, under-funded, and completely disorganised Illuminati scheme?
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I'm actually a very successful entrepreneur. Having traveled back to time and helped Matthias Flacius write and publish "Ecclesiastica Historia, integram Ecclesiae Christi ideam, quantum ad Locum, Propagationem, Persecutionem, Tranquillitatem, Doctrinam, H?reses, Ceremonias, Gubernationem, Schismata, Synodos, Personas, Miracula, Martyria, Religiones extra Ecclesiam, & statum Imperii politicum attinet, secundum singulas Centurias, perspicuo ordine complectens: singulari diligentia & fide ex vetustissimis & optimis historicis, patribus, & aliis scriptoribus congesta: Per aliquot studiosos & pios viros in urbe Magdeburgic?" in 1559.

It was a blast and I made a lot of money on the figurine sales. The Pope Joan Super Exclusive Cool Limited Edition was especially nice.

- Pax
 
Do they still sell those little pope examination thrones with the holes in them so post-Joan cardinals can examine the candidate's goolies?
 
I just got an imagine of casino royale with the chair and the rope and OH GOOD LORD WHAT IS HE DOING!!

I think I need to lie down now...
 
Sulkdodds said:
Do they still sell those little pope examination thrones with the holes in them so post-Joan cardinals can examine the candidate's goolies?
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Only a couple left in MINT condition.

That'll cost you about 3 MILLION DORRARS else be ready to be overbid by the Malaysian Asian.

- Pax
 
[Edit] **** you.

Here is [no longer] a picture of my dog and I.

He is awesome. I love that dog.

Dave, pictures of you and your cat now.
 
You look good, but I remember you posting a different pic in which you looked well completely different.
 
It is a few pages ago, yes.

Everyone says that. Men on the internet don't get that girls can look different from doing their hair and things different. Well done men. SAME FRECKLE AT THE SIDE OF MY NOSE.
 
In the previous you looked like a femme fatale now you look like 14 year old jailbait.
 
You need to grow out your mutton chops.

[edit] As in, routinely cut all your hair except for your massive sideburns. It'll be amazing.
 
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