Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[Pesmerga]

******s are ******s!

 

[MJ12]

I'm gonna go on record here: zombie is the kind of guy who turns people bi.

Seriously. I'm feeling very... ambiguous right now.

This is quite awesome, I feel as though I have some superpower to turn people into borderline bisexuals.

With Great Power, Comes Great Homosexuality

I'm not.

******s.

We will convert you.

 

[Skaadi]

You have gorgeous bone structure *stalks*

 

[Vegeta897]

You have x-ray glasses?

 

[Pesmerga]

maybe she'll forget about him in a few weeks

or like

something will happen to him

 

[Vegeta897]

lmao Pesh.

 

[Eejit]

Oh man you guys, this is going to be intense.
{snip}

I'm selling chloroform, who's interested?

 

[JNightshade]

Pic snapped of me at a dance. I was actually drunk off my ass and tripping on acid at the time. Very interesting.

 

[Vegeta897]

lmao, did you fall asleep on her shoulder?

 

[Qonfused]

Do I need to say it?

 

[Que-Ever]

hey ZT, tits or GTFO.

 

[Phobie]

You're all ****ing hot.

 

[JNightshade]

lmao, did you fall asleep on her shoulder?

Naw, we was dancin'!

 

[Pesmerga]

Well, she was dancing.

Nightshade was just watching the show like you watch a techno song visualization on winamp.

 

[sinkoman]

Well, she was dancing.

Nightshade was just watching the show like you watch a techno song visualization on winamp.

Looked more like he was trying to see down the backside of her pants...

 

[Bad^Hat]

Oh, oh, I am! I need to stock up on chloroform for when all you cool dudes come to my house and it turns out that I'm actually a 400-pound pedophile who has been stealing photos from some girl's myspace. :>

P.S. ZOMBIE YOU ARE SEXY and would you please smell this rag?

Hahaha. That was so ****ing creepy and awesome.

Edit - Also, I just realised you remind me alot of my friend's girlfriend from that last batch of photos.

So... get off my friend's girlfriend's Myspace pedo-chick-man! :frown:

 

[Que-Ever]

sigh. I mean no offence to anyone (especially not toastie here) but seriously, you're a bit (a big bit) of an attention whore. And everybody is falling for it like middle-aged husbands with abusive spouses.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh lawd.

 

[Pesmerga]

Just wait for me to take a dozen pics of me with my new clothing line on.

 

[Vegeta897]

You don't have a clothing line!

Oh... I get it... nude pics...

 

[Pesmerga]

Well, I was talking about my new shirts I got.

but the nude thing sounds fun!

 

[Raziaar]

Well, I was talking about my new shirts I got.

but the nude thing sounds fun!

Oh no...

No.

Do the shirt thing.

Not the other thing.

 

[MJ12]

Oh, oh, I am! I need to stock up on chloroform for when all you cool dudes come to my house and it turns out that I'm actually a 400-pound pedophile who has been stealing photos from some girl's myspace. :>

P.S. ZOMBIE YOU ARE SEXY and would you please smell this rag?

Oh, hey thanks! *sniff* *sniff* Ooo, is that lavende-rrr *passes out*

 

[Sulkdodds]

Touching.

Oh, hey thanks! *sniff* *sniff* Ooo, is that angry-lawy-rrr *passes out*

 

[el Chi]

This is closer to reality than you might think. What you can't see is that I'm in the back.
I've got puppies.

 

[Phobie]

Chi...that kid COULD be you.

 

[SimonomiS]

Chi...that kid COULD be you.

Imagine his shock when he somehow lures his younger self into the van...

Time travelling paedophiles, the threat of the future!

 

[Phobie]

Oh...my...god...

D:

 

[Phobie]

All the best of us post random chick's myspace pictures and pretend it's us. Duh!

Who is an attention whore? Best not be us, Toastertits.

[edit] I just saw your last pics Toaster, I'm loving that hair.

 

[Majestic XII]

Toastertits...toaster... I need to make toasts for breakfast.

Edit: also tits lol.

 

[MJ12]

sigh. I mean no offence to anyone (especially not toastie here) but seriously, you're a bit (a big bit) of an attention whore. And everybody is falling for it like middle-aged husbands with abusive spouses.

D: I'm an attention whore too man, what are you trying to say?

Maybe my parents neglected me, and the only way I can can feel appreciated is by sniffing this creepy fat man's (toaster) rag.

Now, this isn't disney land, but it's pretty nice in her, uh, his basement, he lets me in his back yard once a day. I get to go on hl2.net for an hour. It's nice!











PLEASE HELP ME, PLEASE, TOASTER FORCED ME TO SAY THAT, I DON'T WANNA GET SKINNED

 

[Sam]

You look kind of like Badger's younger brother in the last picture, by the way. Or I thought so anyhoo.

 

[Emporius]

PLEASE HELP ME, PLEASE, TOASTER FORCED ME TO SAY THAT, I DON'T WANNA GET SKINNED

It rubs the lotion on its skin...

 

[Beerdude26]

NO I AM NOT TOUCHING MY PENIS IN THAT PICTURE LEAVE ME ALONE D:

EDIT: OH SNAP 1700th post

 

[Druckles]

Psht "falling for it". What does he know :hmph:

 

[Druckles]

There just aren't enough photos in this page.

Post some, nao.

 

[Phobie]

 

[Stigmata]

Mmm, lemons.

 

[Que-Ever]

There's nothing wrong with attention whores, other then they're attention whores. Toaster's the only one that bothers me, because the attention she gets seems genuine, it's like a widespread epidemic of "girl on the internet!" disease.

Or I might be jealous :<

also, omg beerdude :naughty:

 

[Dadi]

Where's the beer, dude?