Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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I went to central park, but instead of taking good pictures of the scenery and what have you, I had this taken:

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Because I can.
 
So after returning from the club with a good friend and her friends from out of down, we got a little indiscreet. It took a good few hours for her friends to actually register the fact - we must all have been quite drunk - but when they did, they began to take pictures. They promised the pics would turn up on facebook. They promised I would wake that morning to find photographic evidence of my lewd ways up in lights on the internet.

They lied! They lied, and now they're out of town, and the pictures are nowhere to be seen. I'm honestly devastated.
 
Sulkdodds said:
So after returning from the club with a good friend and her friends from out of down, we got a little indiscreet. It took a good few hours for her friends to actually register the fact - we must all have been quite drunk - but when they did, they began to take pictures. They promised the pics would turn up on facebook. They promised I would wake that morning to find photographic evidence of my lewd ways up in lights on the internet.

They lied! They lied, and now they're out of town, and the pictures are nowhere to be seen. I'm honestly devastated.
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And in local news, respected family doctor and Veritas MP Dr. Sir Basil Anthony Lawrence Sulkington-Dodds MP has admitted to allegations of indecent liaisons with a younger lady. He claims that the paparazzi hounded him and that some are in possession of pictures with which they had intended to blackmail him.
The pictures have yet to surface.
 
Seriously dude why would you choose a photo of yourself where you're touching your penis then tell us you aren't?
Out of all the pictures you could have shown.




Somebody wants penis-attention!
 
It looks like it's rolled up in there.

el Chi said:
And in local news, respected family doctor and Veritas MP Dr. Sir Basil Anthony Lawrence Sulkington-Dodds MP has admitted to allegations of indecent liaisons with a younger lady. He claims that the paparazzi hounded him and that some are in possession of pictures with which they had intended to blackmail him.
The pictures have yet to surface.
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This sounds like a comedy sketch. The minister who is creepily excited about pictures of his indescretion showing up in the papers.
 
I have the ability to resist you female members with the testicular fortitude of a homosexual man.
 
Que-Ever said:
sigh. I mean no offence to anyone (especially not toastie here) but seriously, you're a bit (a big bit) of an attention whore. And everybody is falling for it like middle-aged husbands with abusive spouses.
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Lies!! It was only one picture...or three....OR FIFTEEN!!!
 
Raziaar said:
I have the ability to resist you female members with the testicular fortitude of Short Recoil.
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Fixed for uber-manliness.

Sulkdodds said:
This sounds like a comedy sketch. The minister who is creepily excited about pictures of his indescretion showing up in the papers.
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"It's terrible that the explicit details of my affair with that beautiful woman half my age could be known throughout the land. I just shudder to think about all the people who'll read about the amount of sex I've been having recently and that they'd see pictures of the young model that I've been having sex with. Lots of sex. Did I mention that she's younger than me? I won't need to - I'm sure the press will inform you about how hot she is. Far hotter than my wife. Oh it's terrible."
 
You'd be surprised how many people have a Down's Syndrome fetish.
 
I've never gotten the attention whore vibe from you either Skaadi. Not once.

However I feel completely neutral about you unlike lover boy up there. :cheese:



Oh and Pesh. The illusion wouldn't be complete without your ability to have half wrinkles half smooth in that contorted face of yours. :D
 
Raziaar said:
Really? I didn't think anybody had responded to me when I posted it. :O
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Maybe it came up more than once. I no do remember good. I didn't think he looked like Ed Norton then though, I do now. I like Ed Norton. I like Pesh. I spy roleplay.
 
Quick, someone look and see if I posted a pic. I'm too lazy and can't remember...
 
Well, I only have like two pictures on here...lemme see what I can find.
 
Meh, one I took to show my mom, since she lives across the country from me and hardly sees me.

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