Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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Gosh dang cock suckers in this here forum.

Hah, yeah, I was blowing your father last night. He kept moaning your name for some reason. Really f*cking weird, but whatever he's into, right? ;)
 
Oh no, I'm all about homosexual humor. Hell, shoot a hot load of your man gravy right down my pink little asshole.

Just don't involve my father you arrogant piece of shit.
 
Oh no, I'm all about homosexual humor. Hell, shoot a hot load of your man gravy right down my pink little asshole.

Just don't involve my father you arrogant piece of shit.

I am arrogant? What?! How was my post in anyway "arrogant"?!
You are the one getting so upset. Anyways, we'll drop it if it makes you so angry, jesus, you can go around picking on people, but the second someone does it to you as a minor joke you throw a hissy fit..
 
I am arrogant? What?! How was my post in anyway "arrogant"?!
You are the one getting so upset. Anyways, we'll drop it if it makes you so angry, jesus, you can go around picking on people, but the second someone does it to you as a minor joke you throw a hissy fit..

Dude, what? You're making absolutely no sense and making shit up, now. I go around picking on people?

Yeah, it does make me angry. It makes me angry someone would talk about my father in an extremely disrespectful manner. Sorry if you don't have any family values, I'm not a soulless and godless spoiled little bitch like you. Sorry if I didn't exactly have the best childhood ever. Sorry if my life isn't so tip top ****ing perfect and I don't go around prancing in a field telling everyone how jolly god damn happy I am to be soaking in the sun's beautiful rays of light and smiling to all God's little creatures, bending over to pick them up and rub their little fuzzy noses on my nose.

Just don't involve my father in your little meaningless jokes, ok? Sorry, I don't exactly have the best relationship with him but that doesn't mean you can go on making sexual, especially homosexual, jokes with him in them. He doesn't like it when anyone talks when we're in the garage.
 
Dude, what? You're making absolutely no sense and making shit up, now. I go around picking on people?

Yeah, it does make me angry. It makes me angry someone would talk about my father in an extremely disrespectful manner. Sorry if you don't have any family values, I'm not a soulless and godless spoiled little bitch like you. Sorry if I didn't exactly have the best childhood ever. Sorry if my life isn't so tip top ****ing perfect and I don't go around prancing in a field telling everyone how jolly god damn happy I am to be soaking in the sun's beautiful rays of light and smiling to all God's little creatures, bending over to pick them up and rub their little fuzzy noses on my nose.

Just don't involve my father in your little meaningless jokes, ok? Sorry, I don't exactly have the best relationship with him but that doesn't mean you can go on making sexual, especially homosexual, jokes with him in them. He doesn't like it when anyone talks when we're in the garage.

Wait I am a souless and godless spoiled little bitch? and then you say-
I don't go around prancing in a field telling everyone how jolly god damn happy I am to be soaking in the sun's beautiful rays of light and smiling to all God's little creatures
-Here you are infering that I do smile on God's creatures, which would mean I am not godless, right? Contradiction?

Anyways, I am not sure where you got the idea that I am a happy and perfect individual. Don't roll in broken glass unless you wanna get cut, hypocrite.
But simply it is not important and I said I'd drop this, so WE'RE DROPING IT. Done.
 
Guess what? No one has a perfect childhood, we all have our own ****ed up problems to deal with. And if you get so upset about your's because someone makes a stupid meaningless joke then you probably shouldn't be here. Mom, Dad, gay and sex jokes are staples of the internet, if you can't handle them don't visit places that are plagued by them. Deal with it and don't take offense so damn easily.

Making a joke about a family member doesn't mean you have no "family values."
And I consider being called "soulless and godless" to be a compliment.
 
Haha, so young. Seriously, grow up. You realize that atheists are the minority, right? You realize that Catholicism has been around in the world for as long as humanity has? Not to bust your bubble or anything, but sinners go directly to Hell. Enjoy having a soulless time here on Earth; enjoy it while you can. But just know that you'll be spending a much longer time in eternal torment.


Sorry to drag this out, but I just get angry when atheists start going on about their ideas of "right". Haha. So young.
 
You realize that Catholicism has been around in the world for as long as humanity has?

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Haha, so young. Seriously, grow up. You realize that atheists are the minority, right? You realize that Catholicism has been around in the world for as long as humanity has? Not to bust your bubble or anything, but sinners go directly to Hell. Enjoy having a soulless time here on Earth; enjoy it while you can. But just know that you'll be spending a much longer time in eternal torment.


Sorry to drag this out, but I just get angry when atheists start going on about their ideas of "right". Haha. So young.

I cannot begin to even explain the mass amount of hypocracy here.
People like you are the reason there is hate between theists and atheists in the world.

Anyways, I've never claimed to be an all out atheist, I am an agnost, anyways, would it really matter if I was an atheist? No. Hey, what happened to the catholic teaching of accepting one another, and not judging one another you seem to pretty much suck at that.
Infact, I get the vibe you are not a catholic at all, your practically a bigoted fundamentalist from the looks of that last post.

I restrain myself from talking about religion further. This will not turn into a religious debate in this thread, you are taking this way out of f*cking hand dude.
 
Interesting how you immediately flood the thread with photos after you post something that would probably get 75% of this forum's users pissed off at you if they read it...
 
Too bad your dad traded in his family values for a hot cock sandwich

/runs
 
don't hate me because I have FAMILY VALUES.

:arms:

They're not going to hate you because you have "family values", they are going to hate you because you said-


You realize that atheists are the minority, right? You realize that Catholicism has been around in the world for as long as humanity has?
sinners go directly to Hell. Enjoy having a soulless time here on Earth; enjoy it while you can. But just know that you'll be spending a much longer time in eternal torment.
I am sorry to drag this out,I just get angry when atheists start going on about their ideas of "right". Haha. So young.

You not only showed that you have no historical knowledge of your own "faith" but also completely contradicted your faith's teachings by damning everyone who does not believe in the same things you do to hell, and that action comes into direct conflict of what Catholicism teaches about accepting others and a long list of other conflicts as well.
And you wonder why so many people pick on Catholicism, because of people like you! Go spread your missinformed, bigotted, fundamental hate somewhere else please.

Anyways, since you're all about family values and claim I don't have any. My Cousin, Frank Sinatra Pizza Box, and I (looks like I am a priest) A very awkward smile I am giving.


Freddie Mercury and Jim Jones-
 
Ours is a special, kill-your-cat, sniff-your-underpants, lick-your-bones kind of love.

Skaadi is a beautiful, unreachable goal, one that makes you settle for less but still, every night, you pray for what you really want to gods you don't even believe in. Kind of like the grub achievment in Ep. 2.

I think my head just exploded with an excess of :D

And aww thanks, I find your innards attractive too ;)

You realize homosexuals are also going to Hell, right?

Is this a joke? Because....is this a joke?

And ZT, your priestee look is awesome
 
Too bad your dad traded in his family values for a hot cock sandwich

/runs

I lol'd really hard at this. I also lol'd hard at Pesh's photo responses. I'm in a great mood now, I just finished reading Catch-22, which is the greatest book ever written btw. Go forth and read it!

Who ever said I was atheist? I happen to be strongly religious, and my religion does not believe in hell. All people of my faith go to our heaven (which includes a stripper factory and a beer volcano), this is because only people of good moral character join my religion. The system is flawless!

In fact, I have a t-shirt to show my beliefs!
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And eternal torment happens to be my fetish.
 
I think my head just exploded with an excess of :D

And aww thanks, I find your innards attractive too ;)

That's quite an arousing image you've conjured up there. See, we connect on so many wavelengths. You'll always be a winner to me... or some other motivational saying. :D
 
Interesting how you immediately flood the thread with photos after you post something that would probably get 75% of this forum's users pissed off at you if they read it...

Quit getting your panty in a bundles. As if anybody can TRULY take his posts seriously. Srsly, srs bsns.
 
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