Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[MJ12]

dear god, what are you doing?! D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I WANT ZOMBIE'S BANANAS! >: |

I love my hairy face. ^O^

 

[Beerdude26]

I WANT ZOMBIE'S BANANAS! >: |

I love my hairy face. ^O^

Now there's a rapeface if I've ever seen one

 

[Que-Ever]

awwwwwww, so cyoooooote

except for all that dryer lint on your face.

 

[Qonfused]

ZT, those may be the awesomest portraits ever.

Also, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Que-Ever]

hggghghhagghAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW

willie's like a widdle baby.

 

[Azner]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

But shave

 

[CyberPitz]

OH MY GOD FLOWER, YOUR GROWING SOMETHING HIDEOUS ON THE SIDE OF YOU!

Oh....

 

[Vegeta897]

a good little weeaboo f

uckface

I'm sorry, what?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

loooool.

 

[CyberPitz]

only weeeeeeaaaaabooooos and azns go to czech out the cherry blossoms. :>

And Pitz, that's just my slut-shaped tumor. I should be getting it removed by the end of the month.

Oh, OK, good. I was getting worried!

 

[Vegeta897]

only weeeeeeaaaaabooooos and azns go to czech out the cherry blossoms. :>

I understand that part, but your phrasing took me aback.

 

[highlander]

Willie AAWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

So I can stand on water and that makes me jesus pretty much.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Adrik is my new Jay Z.

 

[Emporius]

 

[MJ12]

Emporius, you will be a chick magnet if you are not already.

 

[Que-Ever]

forum's full of cuties.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Emporius and Zombie should make porn. Like, now.

 

[Vegeta897]

forum's full of cuties.

You chose well back in '05 there, didn't you.

Your years spent building up a reputation here have finally payed off.

The pickings are fresh.

 

[Beerdude26]

You chose well back in '05 there, didn't you.

Your years spent building up a reputation here have finally payed off.

The pickings are fresh.

*Vegeta897 pulls a cover off of the header "Halflife2.net", revealing "Pedolife2.net" underneath it*

 

[Azner]

*Vegeta897 pulls a cover off of the header "Halflife2.net", revealing "Pedolife2.net" underneath it*

D: D: D: D:
Im 14 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Que-Ever]

*rubs azner*

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

D: D: D: D:
Im 14 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You are ball bags.

 

[JNightshade]

Long face is looooooooong

 

[Naudian]

Fixed ololololl

 

[Sheepo]

Is she aware you're about to murder her?

 

[JNightshade]

That chick is the shit. She's one of the few girls I wouldn't muALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBOOBS

 

[Sulkdodds]

I hope you don't take offence, but in that picture you chin is like the prow of a battleship.

GIRL: *bats eyelids*
JNIGHT: Ramming speed!

 

[JNightshade]

Hahaha, that was intentional. I was really drunk and thought it would be funny to make my face as long as possible. It worked

Her reaction was "jawline fo milez!"

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Eyes contest since hair contest fell through. Challenge?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Eyes shined much?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Haha, what? Shined? Yeah I use turtle wax.

But no, it's just sunlight and I took the pic with my phone camera. It's unedited aside from the size being reduced about 20%.

Lol shined?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Riddick reference..

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

That's what I thought. Wishing I edited it in before you confirmed it. Now I look like I don't know Riddick. ):


BTW my night vision is fantastic.

 

[Unfocused]

^In my avatar.

OK, I'll post both eyes later.

 

[Sulkdodds]

 

[Pesmerga]

 

[NeptuneUK]

rawr

 

[Beerdude26]