Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[CyberPitz]

Pesh has had a Girlfriend IRL, so he's not going to grovel at the E-Girls feet in hopes she'll show some nips.

 

[Pesmerga]

I've had more than one, but only one has really taught me the secret intimacies of the witch they call XX.

I beg ye, all who 'tempt to venture into the witchs' caves- keep ye hand at neck's height and for god's sake wear a condom!

 

[Qonfused]

So penis bscly?

 

[Stigmata]

I'm listening.

 

[MJ12]

It ammuses me when people get vexed over Toaster

 

[Krynn72]

It ammuses me when people get vexed over Toaster

You're still the only one I get vexed over baby!

 

[Qonfused]

You're still the only one I get vexed over baby!

This.

 

[Shamrock]

This.

 

[MJ12]

*blushes* you guysss

 

[Qonfused]

k, that just made me even hotter.

 

[Deadpan]

k, that just made me even hotter.

Travis... you haven't forgotten me, have you?

 

[CyberPitz]

Holy shit, I'm wearing clothes.

 

[sinkoman]

zomj haircut! D:

Holy SHIT you're sexy...

I mean, I remember when you just used to be "hot".

College has changed you a lot man...

 

[MJ12]

*ZT Blushes at how members want to bang his corpse*-

 

[Pesmerga]

ZT is actually one of the uglier members on the fora.

 

[MJ12]

Pesmerga,Jealous as a jew
Pesmerga, who?
That's you!
Jealous as a Jew
Jealous as a Jew
Pesmerga, Jealous as a Jew
That's who.

 

[phantomdesign]

Holy shit, I'm wearing clothes.

PIC

I just cut my hair today. It's about that short, which was shorter than I intended. Oh well.

 

[kineaesth]

Pesmerga,Jealous as a jew
Pesmerga, who?
That's you!
Jealous as a Jew
Jealous as a Jew
Pesmerga, Jealous as a Jew
That's who.

I find this very offensive.

 

[Vegeta897]

I find you very offended.

ZT that pic is adorable, yet I also want to punch you in your face.

 

[Zephos]

I find you very offended.

ZT that pic is adorable, yet I also want to punch you in your face.

Take out the adorable part.

<3

 

[sinkoman]

LOOKIE WHAT I GOT TONIGHT!!!! 100% free to boot.

The mandatory straight face:

 

[Krynn72]

What is it?

 

[sinkoman]

What is it?

It's a chillum

 

[Raziaar]

You crazy drug smoking Hawaiians.

 

[Emporius]

zomj haircut! D:

Elijah Woods?

 

[sinkoman]

Elijah Woods?

More like "sexy beast".

 

[MJ12]

ZT that pic is adorable, yet I also want to punch you in your face.

Why?

 

[Shamrock]

*snip tits*

It looks like you found my Chinese finger trap. I'd like it back please.

 

[Majestic XII]

Hewlo bois

Edit: fixed due to popular demand!

 

[Stigmata]

I haven't seen a worse crop than that time my corn field was overrun by cows.

 

[Majestic XII]

I've been obsessed with balance in pictures since my first art/layout class, so I couldnt live with myself if it wasnt somewhat centered. The fact that you can see the eye of a very fine lady wasnt the plan, see it as a bonus or something!

Edit: No bonus for you anymore :arms:

 

[Qonfused]

Why?

Because it's so cute. So cute, it must be destroyed.

 

[theotherguy]

I've been obsessed with balance in pictures since my first art/layout class, so I couldnt live with myself if it wasnt somewhat centered. The fact that you can see the eye of a very fine lady wasnt the plan, see it as a bonus or something!

Edit: No bonus for you anymore :arms:

wtf, this whole time I thought you were a girl.

 

[MJ12]

Majestic is handsome, but I too thought you were a girl.

 

[Majestic XII]

Gosh darn it, again?

 

[theotherguy]

Gosh darn it, again?

It must be the avatar or something, or maybe the way you write, I dunno.

 

[Majestic XII]

How nice.... would you do me?

 

[MJ12]

Why is Zombie posting a picture we have all pretty much seen? Because this one is in color, and it's big. Enjoy! :naughty:

 

[VirusType2]

Why is Zombie posting a picture we have all pretty much seen? Because this one is in color, and it's big. Enjoy! :naughty:

You just made me gay.










(i'm totally joking)

nice 'stash.

 

[MJ12]

It's okay, it happens to everyone when they see the Zombieturtle grin, no use in resisting!