Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[MJ12]

I'd totally have a threesome with Zombie and Pesh.

Ed Norton and Harrison Ford, could you really handle all that manliness Willie? There would be so much pre-jac

 

[Sam]

NeptuneUK and Sam--2k

I'm not your friend, buddy.







Just kidding, I am really.

 

[Azner]

NeptuneUK and Sam--2k

The day after you bought your Dell and let Sam play TF2 with me?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ed Norton and Harrison Ford, could you really handle all that manliness Willie? There would be so much pre-jac

I've got a little Captain in me.

 

[Que-Ever]

hey look, it's me in about march. I was working as stage manager at Rakkasah belly dance festival.

 

[MJ12]

What?! I never knew Que looked so old. Sexman!

 

[Qonfused]

What do you feed those things?

 

[Que-Ever]

Huh? YOU look so old :S

 

[MJ12]

What do you feed those things?

I lol'd!


Speaking of which, why does Que look so angry where women are belly dancing?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Que is a beast.

 

[Que-Ever]

I lol'd!


Speaking of which, why does Que look so angry where women are belly dancing?

The video guy was giving me trouble. Taking it upon himself to cue sound when it was basically my only job ):<

 

[Phobie]

That woman has goat horns.

That is... beautiful.

I drew a self-portrait sophomore year in which I had goat horns.

oh man i need to go find it

edit: HEER IT R. I swear I've gotten better at drawing since then, so if anyone thinks they can do better than this: wipe that smug look off your faces you smug bastards

You goddamn furfag. Picsplz! ^__^

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Lets go out some time, Burnzie.

 

[Qonfused]

Kids + markers + my face =

 

[Eejit]

Oh god what did they do to your nose? How did they even manage that using markers?!

 

[Ren.182]

Here's my dirty mug:

We had snow in april (me far right, yes I know I'm short ):

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Toaster's hair is awesome.

 

[highlander]

Kids + markers + my face =

Hawt.

 

[Que-Ever]

Damn, you are short.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I'm gonna sneak in your house and cut your hair off, sew it together and make it into a wig!

 

[Ren.182]

Damn, you are short.

Haha, 5 foot 5!

 

[Que-Ever]

maybe your friends are just freakishly tall.

 

[Krynn72]

Nah, 5'5'' Is pretty short.

 

[MJ12]

Kids + markers + my face =
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I love kids, cute

 

[Krynn72]

I was thinking about posting a picture I took of myself. But then I was like... "Nah"

 

[Qonfused]

It takes balls. We understand.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Qonfy, that is such a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute picture.

 

[Qonfused]

Not as cute as you, baby.

 

[Naudian]

I was thinking about posting a picture I took of myself. But then I was like... "Nah"

I did the exact same thing a while ago :/

 

[Vegeta897]

QUICK NAUDIAN DO IT NOW

quick

 

[Naudian]

I'll get around to it...

 

[Ren.182]

maybe your friends are just freakishly tall.

They are like 6 foot 2+ So I guess they're kinda tall...

Everyone is tall to me. Haha

 

[losttheskyagain]

From Red Herring.

On the set of The Who's Tommy. It was a giant pinball machine!

Yaaaay.

 

[Que-Ever]

I know this is gonna sound weird, but you're pretty cute.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yeah, I like your hat.

 

[Vegeta897]

Hahahah.

 

[CyberPitz]

Lost just sealed her fate. Prepare for guys that want to talk to you way too much, and just be general leg humpers.

By the way, I like your outfits. You got any more pictures?

 

[JNightshade]

Shmexy.

 

[Que-Ever]

oh yes, totally shmexxxxy.

 

[Pesmerga]

n00dz?