Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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I lol'd at every bit of phantoms post.

Lol'd at creepy guy the hardest.
 
You are mean as heck Phantom! ... Though she doesn't look fat in the second picture, just looks like she has large breasts.
But yeah, women do gain weight a lot. But then they're all picky with guys. And I'm all thinking like "What bitches?"

Anyways, I love the guy in the background with the pink shirt. Though I am guessing his personality is meh from your description.
 
LOL phantom I was viewing your pictures with Rick Astley in the background, your pictures fited so well :D
 
The real question is what I was doing 4 hours later with that pelvis! :-0

Oh, no, I wasn't trying to be Rick Astley, I was trying to be this guy


I'm really a very nice guy! Or at least I used to be. Now? I guess I?m just honest. But seriously, creepy pink guy and former-hot-babe decided to get their freak on! Women aren't necessarily more picky than guys, they just focus more on other things & generally have a higher anti-slut-defense; though bluebitch doesn't.

Picture #2 of her is from a year ago; before she turned vegetarian (and fat). When did she turn bitch? Ohhhh, well that was 2 weeks ago . You see, me & creepy pink shirt crash at bluebitch's house after a party; only no one got much sleep . . . them because they weren't accomplishing anything fast, and me because I have great ears.

That was attempt #1 to become a bitch & incite jealousy; but only accomplished was making me want to throw up & wonder how the hell she fell so far. It's a bit of a challenge to incite jealousy when your bait sucks.
  • She's a former-hot-babe vs 2x current-hot-babes chasing me & plenty more to chose from at clubs.
  • Creepy pinkshirt, wow-addict (70 paladins?),spouts 5 year old internet-meme, works minimum wage, shitty car, not too smart. vs Athletic, intelligent but not (too) nerdy, earns 5x (or more) at day job, $11k sports car, and in his spare time just designed a $150k supercar for a client.
  • Can't turn a woman on in 2.5 hours vs making women go crazy with his lips (with clothes on)
Designs supercars, level 70 paladin, designs supercars, level 70 paladin, uhhhhh jealous? RIGHT. Maybe if she lost a lot of weight, stopped the games, got her life together, and slept with an NBA star who has a PHD, I might just then be a little jealous. But seriously, I was disgusted! But then I was thinking "good for her, she got laid by . . . uhhhh . . . she got laid!" Attempt #2 she succeeded at becoming a bitch, but failed at jealousy in her pathetic attempt to "Apologize." It was pathetic & not really an apology as illustrated by the first 3 texts.
Her: I'm sorry. I'm really very sorry
Me: I don't know what to say
Her: I didn't think what happened was going to. You broke up with me . . .
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Of course I broke up with you dumb-bitch! Then she accuses me of trying to get between her and MrPinkShirt, being mad, etc. I was trying to be super-nice because I think of her like a good friend, so at this point I was like "I have to go before I say something cruel." I mean seriously, is it really necessary for me to describe to you why I'm NOT jealous? The next day she sent me another text saying "You were right about me" then "but if you ever speak to me that way again I will break your nose" Funny thing is I'm more entertained than mad, but anyway . . .

THAT is why she's a bitch.
 
phantomdesign said:
Picture #2 of her is from a year ago; before she turned vegetarian (and fat).
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That's what I don't understand, fat vegetarians.... do they like... eat tons of Doritos to make up for the meat or something?

phantomdesign said:
[*]She's a former-hot-babe vs 2x current-hot-babes chasing me & plenty more to chose from at clubs.
[*]Creepy pinkshirt, wow-addict (70 paladins?),spouts 5 year old internet-meme, works minimum wage, shitty car, not too smart. vs Athletic, intelligent but not (too) nerdy, earns 5x (or more) at day job, $11k sports car, and in his spare time just designed a $150k supercar for a client.
[*]Can't turn a woman on in 2.5 hours vs making women go crazy with his lips (with clothes on)
[*]OMG that was the most pathetic attempt at sex ever, I overheard everything!
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Designs supercars, level 70 paladin, designs supercars, level 70 paladin, uhhhhh jealous?
And did I mention, I'm MODEST?
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Fixed lol
Although, I can't blaim you, when I was finally long done with my first long term bitch I did brag a bit how I was better...
Actually, it does sound like someoneees trying hide some inner jealousy.
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phantomdesign said:
Of course I broke up with you dumb-bitch! Then she accuses me of trying to get between her and MrPinkShirt, being mad, etc, at which point I was like "I have to go." The next day she sent me another text saying "You were right about me" then "but if you ever speak to me that way again I will break your nose?"

And THAT is why she's a bitch.
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Whadya say to her in the first place?
 
I guess everyone's free to make their own opinions about what's going on in my head. My “opinion” is I was rather insulted by the accusations of jealousy, but jealousy itself? If it’s there I haven’t been able to see it yet. All this has merely resulted in me permanently ignoring her; which would be irrational if I wanted to get with her.

I usually avoid turning into a cocky bastard, (a.k.a. putting other people down and shoving my qualities in the faces of others), until someone insults and disrespects (like she did). It just results in piss-poor friendships. Being an ambitious person who is constantly improving themselves, it is impossible (and stupid) to avoid being called arrogant. Modesty is a “quality” I have up long ago & I’ve learned to not apologize for who and what I am.

I'm not entirely sure, but in dissecting the conversation, the two best candidates are "I'm happy for you & should hook you up with some hotter ass next time" and "I have to go before I say something cruel."
 
Wait, I'm still confused. What makes her a bitch? Because she slept with the guy that doesn't design zomg supercars?
 
because she tried to make him jealous by sleeping with a guy who plays a lot of wow
 
Phantom would only be jealous if she slept with someone who designs superrocketships.
 
She's a disrespectful whore for sleeping with him while I was there. She's a bitch because the BS that followed.


Krynn72 said:
Phantom would only be jealous if she slept with someone who designs superrocketships.
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And had a superrocket*****
 
QUESTION. SHOULD I SHAVE. I SHOULD PROBABLY SHAVE.

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shits getting out of control. giving me a headache.
 
Well, I found these goggles in the garage along with a bunch of other old military-esque stuff my brother used for chicks in his photoshoots such as gun straps, gun belts, and an old single resperator.

Anyways, this one came out blurry, and serious.
 
ze goggles zey do noting

you look like you are about to rape somebody.

with night vision


I have to put some pictures of me one day. I need a new camera.


Emporious you make me feel old, and for that, I cannot forgive you.

Whoever did the duct work in your house you need to call them and tell them it looks shit. Is your room in the basement?

yeah, you didn't realize. the camera hides nothing. I'm looking at your stuff on the shelf over there
 
aw, fuzzy kittie. also, is that an old bart simpson bank behind you in that picture? i have that as well.
(the unicorns are cool)
 
Haha yes! On both counts... got that Bart Simpson bank when I was very young, and I love the Unicorns. My friend lost that shirt but claims he returned it. Asshole
 
Maybe with some of Emp's silly expressions (especially eyes), but just normally Emp's face is more slender and shaped completely different.
 
VirusType2 said:
Emporius you make me feel old, and for that, I cannot forgive you.
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Then my work here is done


VirusType2 said:
Whoever did the duct work in your house you need to call them and tell them it looks shit. Is your room in the basement?
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Well I am in the basement there, and you have no idea how much that thing pisses me off. I smack into it at least 2 times a day.


Druckles said:
I just don't see it. Empy looks far too masculine, tbh.
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indeed

Unfocused said:
Emporius looks like an Eskimo, kinda.
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Mukluk?
 
So I just went ahead and shaved:

BEFORE:
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NOW (With pointing action so you know where the beard used to be just incase you know you're unfamiliar with such things):
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Also this:
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I'm glad you shaved, you seem unable to grow hair in any of the areas that would make having a beard effective.
 
lol, Adrik's Avatar is win. And so is that crazy gif.
 
Que-Ever said:
I'm glad you shaved, you seem unable to grow hair in any of the areas that would make having a beard effective.
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yeah its some kind of horrible curse. Most of the time when I dont shave its just out of laziness D:
 
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