Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

[MJ12]

Look at big handsome man!

 

[Sulkdodds]

That reminds me - I have a friend who almost always has his hands in his pants when he's talking to people. I've rarely seen him without his hands in his pants, or at least one hand down there. And they're not in his pockets - they're right down there. He moves them. Just in normal situations and conversation. The only exception is when he is talking to girls he wants to chat up.

 

[Vegeta897]

That reminds me - I have a friend who almost always has his hands in his pants when he's talking to people. I've rarely seen him without his hands in his pants, or at least one hand down there. And they're not in his pockets - they're right down there. He moves them. Just in normal situations and conversation. The only exception is when he is talking to girls he wants to chat up.

Well, he's obviously gay.

 

[MJ12]

Ew, Sulk, is your friend gay? I sure hope you are not hanging out with any fags....

 

[Beerdude26]

How is it that you managed to get a girl who gives daily blowjobs.

I'm just kidding, you're not that horrible looking.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Ew, Sulk, is your friend gay? I sure hope you are not hanging out with any fags....

Funny joke, but he does it around women as well, just as long as he's not trying to approach them one-to-one or nothing. Mixed company, whatever. He just does it.

 

[Vegeta897]

So he's bisexual.

 

[MJ12]

Whatever Sarcastic Sulk.

 

[Sulkdodds]

No, You're WSS

 

[Qonfused]

This is getting out of hand.

 

[Vegeta897]

Get a grip, Qonf. This is normal for hl2.net. Just a bunch of wankers yanking eachother's chains.

 

[Qonfused]

I can't handle this right now.

 

[MJ12]

I dont even know what a WSS is Sulk, but it sounds like a wrestling show.

But I.......... I get it now, Urban Dictionary says it means "We're So Similar"

"No you're We're So Similar"

Well I have one question Sulk.

 

[Vegeta897]

Hint: look at your own post.

 

[Qonfused]

Oh boy.

 

[Vegeta897]

Hint: I may feel stupid in the fact that Zombie may really have understood what WSS was but was just being silly.

 

[MJ12]

Hint: I may feel stupid in the fact that Zombie may really have understood what WSS was but was just being silly.

Hint: I am being silly, but I still love you.

 

[Qonfused]

I'm so glad everything worked out in the end.

 

[MJ12]

I'm so glad everything worked out in the end.

But it hasn't, Sulk still hasn't let me ask him one question.

 

[Vegeta897]

And that is,

Is Sulk trying to out his bisexual friend?

Y/N

 

[Eejit]

How is this circlejerk thread not to 200 pages yet?

 

[Vegeta897]

Because 180 is less than 200.

 

[MJ12]

Don't ask why I decided to go into my bathtub with my school clothes on.

 

[Sulkdodds]

You look like you're in A Beautiful Mind. Are you feeling alright? Ed Harris troubling you?

 

[MJ12]

Haha, sad movie make me ;(
Is this hue better/worse?-

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Almost the same, just the white turn more green.

 

[MJ12]

The first is blue/green, second is green/yellow.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Turns more golden showery in that case.

 

[MJ12]

damnit, you're right
anyways, Mr. Octopus is talking to me

 

[DEATHMASTER]

He wants to strangle you, he's got the Rage!

 

[kineaesth]

The real question is, who's taking the photographs?

 

[Krynn72]

Did you bring Mr. Octopus from another room, or does your family actually shower with an octopus in there with them?

 

[MJ12]

The real question is, who's taking the photographs?

Hah, I actually take all of my own photos, every single one, use the timer.

Did you bring Mr. Octopus from another room, or does your family actually shower with an octopus in there with them?

Haha, well, back in the day that used to be my octopus toy so it's been passed down to my little bro.

 

[kineaesth]

Hah, I actually take all of my own photos, every single one, use the timer.

Haha, well, back in the day that used to be my octopus toy so it's been passed down to my little bro.

Tentacle rape pleasse.

 

[MJ12]

KA, you sick man, you sick as heck.

 

[The Monkey]

 

[Beerdude26]

Why is he raping you D:

 

[MJ12]

Air Rape is the new thing these days.

 

[Bad^Hat]

You never see it coming.

Not even when they're strapping you in.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I need to shave.