Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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ailevation said:
what is going on here?
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A wild sinkoman jumps out of the bushes with its rock hard cock wavering around, back and forth, like a big fleshy slinky, throwing semen all over its rippling body.

"SEX?"

Do you...

A) Drop panties, spread legs, and touch yourself

B) Tell it you have a cock

C) Scream and run away


The internets. The only place I can be a vile sexual pig and get away with it unabated.
 
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If some one made a gif, I would looooove them
 
You are the most amazing girl on the internets of all time!
 
sea said:
Not really, but I digress.
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Nah, you are just one of the many people on the forums who get upset about people like me and Toaster's Attention Whoristic Sarcasm. Git all pouty bout it cause deep down inside Sea, you are thinking "Damn, I wanna do Zombie and Toaster at the same time". ;)

And secondly, anyone who makes gifs, cool avatars, gives away a free camera, a free monitor, free manly cologne scents, etc, etc, is pretty rad in my book.
 
tbh zombie, toaster-chan is WAY WAY WAY times-a-million less attention whoristic then you are. You seem to have a comment for EVERYTHING, and not only do you comment, it's mostly grossly off-topic.

THAT'S why people want to do you, dummy.
 
Dog-- said:
tbh zombie, toaster-chan is WAY WAY WAY times-a-million less attention whoristic then you are. You seem to have a comment for EVERYTHING, and not only do you comment, it's mostly grossly off-topic.

THAT'S why people want to do you, dummy.
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I dunno what you are talking about, by the way, do you like cats? I once had a cat but it died :(

toaster-chan said:
EDIT: OH BTW I MEANT TO ASK IF YOU ENJOYED THE NOTE THAT I INCLUDED IN YOUR PACKAGE AND IF ANY OF THE SEXY MAN COLOGNE WAS MANLY AND SEXY ENOUGH FOR YOU
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OH, I did enjoy that note. Thankfully none of my parents saw it though. I'm sure they would be forever worried. :p

Those colognes were sure manly enough, I sprinkled some around like fairy in my closet so my coats smell good and not like stinky man sweat.
 
Well think about it sea, imagine if we lived in a society of androids, lets say all the men, we're all androids. Now on occasion, a penguin or two comes waltzing in the city of androids. Naturally, the androids are going to want to befriend the penguins.
 
This thread has went downhill.

Where are the pictures at you ****ers?!
 
I'm actually a fifty-four year-old pedophile. At least, righty is.
 
A little part of me just died. I think it was my penis.

EDIT: I mean, he's gone all stiff.
 
Finally getting round to posting a pic of myself!
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Photo's a little dark but you can still make it out. Also a bit small. Sorry about the size.
 


**** you, I didn't know it was picture day

Don't get too close, I will grab your crotch.

picture is actually a few years old now. I just got a camera, so maybe I'll post another one later
 
That picture is... not surprising in any way.

<3 :D

Oh shit, I wish I had a (functioning) camera. Woke up this morning with the most glorious ****ing bed hair you will ever goddamn see. I need to start wearing hats...
 
VirusType2 said:


**** you, I didn't know it was picture day

Don't get too close, I will grab your crotch.

picture is actually a few years old now. I just got a camera, so maybe I'll post another one later
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zomg, you look like that? I just didn't think..well..

I expected a different face. No offense bro.. :E

(because I just found out today that you're 33, or was it 29?)
 
Oh god that mustache is horrendous. I should have trimmed it like the goatee.

I don't know. I'll probably look like that at 100 years old, but with grey hair.

I am time resistant or something


EDIT - I might have been 29 in that picture, but I'm 33 now
 
I like girls near my age, but - well, age is a number. As long as she is an adult.
 
My brother received a picture that was taken recently at my grandma's birthday party and he did this crazy filter on it and I like the way it makes me look, lol
Wasn't ready for the picture as you can tell. I look silly.

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This is probably the first picture any of you have seen of me where I'm smiling though.
 
That doesn't work if you know how to pronounce my name correctly >:[
 
HAVE YOU LIKE NOT EVEN SEEN THE OVER 9000 VIDEO FFS I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE THE END TO ALL MISPRONOUNCIATIONS DAMNIT

"Veh-JEE-tuh, what does your scouter say about his power level" etc.
 
Time for my daily camwhoring!
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In this pic I'm holding our dog, Sandy, who is wearing my devil horns.
 
No it's not. What do you think this is? A forum? We don't read your devil words here, boy! Get outta here!
 
The horns match her personality! The really can be a little devil sometimes. Don't let her cuteness fool you!
 
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