DNF is going to be better than HL2

[Kamakiri]

Because there will be strippers in DNF

 

[ShinRa]

Yes, and development of DNF is as big a mystery as HL2's story.

 

[$niper]

Who said Alyx isn't going to strip for Gordon Freeman?

 

[Ridic]

if she dosnt, im sure some freak outcast will make some stripper mod where you have to find money in xen to give to alyx to strip.

 

[Kamakiri]

Hmmmm boooobies.

 

[azmodan]

HL2 might be the biggest porno game ever, realistic shadows, nice graphic, good physics. could be a hit

 

[ShinRa]

You can definately make a porn mod, though it probably will be illigal, or would it?

 

[Viscid]

But the source engine allows modifications to be easily implemented to have strippers with realistic skin textures that simulate the red blush of arousal using complex shaders.

 

[Kamakiri]

Just sent Gabe a email...

Q: What breast size is Alyx?

Wonder what he will answer...



Just kidding

 

[azmodan]

Originally posted by guinny
You can definately make a porn mod, though it probably will be illigal, or would it?

dont think so, as long as u make it clear that its not a mod for children, or is it?

 

[Kamakiri]

OMG. Yeag good point. Like the textures on HL2 will be perfect for a xxx rated mod.

Ok i'm starting up the team. I know nothin about coding but I can have the ideas and do nothing ok?

 

[azmodan]

Kamakiri: im sure u're full of ideas on this are

edit: area of course

 

[ShinRa]

For the love of god, someone please make a porn mod lol. Call it Porn-Life.

 

[Ridic]

there are half life 1 mods that have nudity and sex in them. i have one, where the single player is actually fun. you come acroos things like porno poster, and 1 time i walked into a clost and saw a naked chick giving a hand job to a marine. of course all these events are scripted so you cant do much to stop them. i tried shooting them both but nothing happens, hehe. 1 of the mods is called ADAM, i never got that one to work right though.

 

[TAZ]

Seriously in need of girlfriends guys.. or at least 50 bucks, the price of a video game, to go get one for an evening (200+ for goodlooking ones though)

 

[azmodan]

haha

 

[ShinRa]

LoL. It's just a great idea. Someone should make a regular mod. But it's based in a nudist city. Where everyone makes love to everyone, even strangers.

 

[shibs_himself]

porn-life

You are Lex Lonehood, a plumber who makes house calls to rich and lonely women.

"o0o, i might have to break out my crowbar on this one"
"can i pay you with head.....crab?"

 

[azmodan]

think about the barnacles, (roof things, aint the calld barnacles), they could do hell of a blowjob you could ahve them in the game, just as they are in HL1

 

[ShinRa]

LOL! That'd be great. But not where your the ****er. But as you go through the map, you see people having sex, sexual things, and nudity! That'd be awesome.

 

[shibs_himself]

they'd bite yer wang and torso clean off though.

 

[azmodan]

ah, you wanna have fun, loose uäre gun ;P

edit: u're

btw, what the hell is DNF?

 

[Kamakiri]

duke nukem forever. ie Vapourware.

 

[azmodan]

hehe, thats not even ever gonna come out

 

[Sat]

I think DNF fans should make a DNF mod for HL2...
I really think it will be out before the official game

 

[azmodan]

Sat: yeah, i think so to, and itwould probably be better graphics.

 

[Wesisapie]

hey i had a great idea! just get a porno out of the video shop for like 3 bucks.

 

[azmodan]

why?

 

[FiShEh]

coz

 

[Scaramanga]

Gravity Gun, mmmmmmmm.

 

[azmodan]

lifting skrits in porno life ;P

 

[Chris D]

or in your case, lifting shirts ;D

 

[Darkside55]

There's a XXX mod for HL2 already in production, guys. It's been in the design stages for about 2-3 weeks now. Should be a site coming up soon, maybe a recruitment post for team members in the General Editing forum.

The working title for the mod is HL: Sex in the C17Y. I'm the head administrator of the mod, which means basically I oversee all areas of the project (mapping, modeling, coding, sound, etc.).

 

[Plopfish]

i feel bad for those poor Duke Nukem fans (i liked the game too, i got the ****ign box 5 ft away on my window sill) but i feel bad for those who were awaiting DNF, i wonder if anyone really still anticapates it alot ...?

 

[Plopfish]

are you *ucking kidding me ? ;-)

 

[Darkside55]

Nope, not kidding. We've already got one coder, a few modelers...map makers...

 

[Wesisapie]

Plopfish: SEALAB IS HILARIOUS!!! HAHA.

Also: DNF will rock my world when it comes out. The screenshot with the tentacle thing and the soldier still look good, even against some of todays engines.
But yeah i'm not really anticipating it or anything... and i doubt it will be out for like 3 years.

 

[Plopfish]

yeh at todays standards it could still make a splash, but once HL2 hits the shelves, yikes, thats some tough competition...

 

[Darkside55]

Is anyone even sure that DNF is still running on that old modified Unreal engine? They haven't made a peep in so long for all we know they could've pulled a "TF2" and scrapped the old engine for a new one.

DNF still won't be out anytime soon, but I doubt that with all the buzz that HL2, Doom 3, and Deus Ex: Invisible War are generating in the graphics department, that 3DRealms would be foolish enough to continue working on DNF on that outmoded engine.

 

[azmodan]

maybe they changes to the U2 enginge, or doom 3 or hl2...cuz they cant possibly be so stupid to be running it on the old unreal engine..or?