Do you cook?

Do you cook?

  • Yes, I cook.

    Votes: 32 39.5%

  • Yes, I cook and bake!

    Votes: 22 27.2%

  • No, I do not cook or bake.

    Votes: 20 24.7%

  • Cooking is for sissies, and women don't like guys who do!

    Votes: 7 8.6%
  • Total voters
    81
Raziaar

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So, any of you cook? And by cook, I mean more than ripping open a ramen noodles bag and tossing it in the microwave with some water. I mean, actually cook.

I cook, and I also have started to bake a little bit. Messing around with my breadmachine to make these kickass dessert breads/cakes like devil's food cake, or peanut cake, etc. Delicious!

Heh. I don't have a culinary degree or wish to pursue a career in that field, but I do cook my own food, oftentimes. :)

Though, just as often i'm lazy and will rip open a can of soup or chili or something. Hehe. :dork:
 
I'm limited to Kraft Dinner, Lipton Soup, Side Kicks, and maybe eggs. Sometimes, I'll open the recipes book and look at what I'm able to do. I'm pretty good at salads. So no.
 
Well I don't really cook very often because my parents will do that most of the time. But sometimes if they want a night off they'l ask me or one of my brothers to do it.

I like to cook, at least I like to experiement with food. Meals that you've made up always seem so nice...probably because they cater entirely to what you want.
 
I only started this thread, because I made some kickass delicious oatmeal cookies. Heh. :monkee:
 
No, I have no need to.

My wife is a Qualified Chef .She was the personnel Chef to Margaret Thatcher when she was the PM.

Never marry a looker always marry a cooker, looks don’t last :)

Baxter
 
baxter said:
No, I have no need to.

My wife is a Qualified Chef .She was the personnel Chef to Margaret Thatcher when she was the PM.

Never marry a looker always marry a cooker, looks don’t last :)

Baxter
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You don't even make a nice gesture by cooking your wife a meal some times to give her a break? I would if it were me, but i'm just that kinda guy.
 
i can grill the simple man stuff, grilled cheese, steak, and hamburgers, and salad. Anything boxed too ;)
 
You don't even make a nice gesture by cooking your wife a meal some times to give her a break? I would if it were me, but i'm just that kinda guy.
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Hey man, when you have a good thing going, why ruin it? There is no way I could come any where close to the meals my wife gives us.
I should make an effort and with Valentines Day coming up I should try to give her a break.
 
I can cook alittle, and i enjoy it... well, i enjoy eating it. I'm not very good at timing though, so it doesnt always come out as perfect, but it's good enough for me. I love pasta, bacon etc.. great stuff.
 
Dude, I tell you what...I make the best freakin' spicy fried chicken this side of anywhere. I also do porkchops, cornish game hen, tilapia...if it used to breathe, I can probably cook it. And good.

Sweet! We got Xcellerate an avatar! Good work, Tr0n!
 
He_Who_Is_Steve said:
Dude, I tell you what...I make the best freakin' spicy fried chicken this side of anywhere. I also do porkchops, cornish game hen, tilapia...if it used to breathe, I can probably cook it. And good.

Sweet! We got Xcellerate an avatar! Good work, Tr0n!
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now can call you guys the 3 moonitketeers or somethings.

If you make the best chicken, why don't you sell it and become famously rich like Colonel Sanders and his secret recipe.
 
I can cook if I want to, I just hardly ever do :p
 
Shens said:
If you make the best chicken, why don't you sell it and become famously rich like Colonel Sanders and his secret recipe.
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It's too spicy. Only us southerners and black people can handle it. And it's so hard to break into the fried chicken market down here in LA...what with KFC, Churches, Popeye's, and the newcome Raising Cane's Chicken fingers, which has expanded to somewhere around 10 stores in 4 cities in a little under 6 years.
 
Shens said:
now can call you guys the 3 moonitketeers or somethings.

If you make the best chicken, why don't you sell it and become famously rich like Colonel Sanders and his secret recipe.
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They get a 11 spice in 1 pack, cook it with bread crumbs and re-use the oil ;)
Have any of you seen the Mc donalds add, they are talking about their chicken nuggets and then they say it. "Now cooked with 'real' chicken breast" and wondered what they cooked it with before?..
I cook when i have to..
 
Dasparov said:
They get a 11 spice in 1 pack, cook it with bread crumbs and re-use the oil ;)
Have any of you seen the Mc donalds add, they are talking about their chicken nuggets and then they say it. "Now cooked with 'real' chicken breast" and wondered what they cooked it with before?..
I cook when i have to..
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Chicken mulch paste.
 
of course you must be able to cook the basic foods, okra, fried green tomatoes, and cheese grits to survive here; along with the fried chicken
 
Because I'm on a strict diet, the only things I really cook nowadays is chicken and brown rice.

Back in the day I used to cook and bake all the time. Cookies and brownies from scratch, homemade spagetti sauce, pizzas, some great mashed potatoes, and more.

I dont eat any of that stuff now though.. all the joy has left my diet, but in return I have gone from 28%bf to 11%bf, so its worth it.
 
Oops! I forgot about the bakin'! I make the BEST oatmeal cookies! They stay soft...forever!
 
f|uke said:
Because I'm on a strict diet, the only things I really cook nowadays is chicken and brown rice.
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ouch, I hope I never have to do that.

high metabolism is a good thing :E
 
He_Who_Is_Steve said:
Oops! I forgot about the bakin'! I make the BEST oatmeal cookies! They stay soft...forever!
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I made my oatmeal cookies as I mentioned in the thread, but I had the problem of them not sticking together. They couldn't hold their shape. Maybe because they were medium, but still the breaks were quite small. I had no raisens, or any other extras in them.
 
I can cook and bake quite well actually. I sort of fell into the habit of cooking dinners and other meals out of necessity, and actually found out I enjoy it. I enjoy creating meals.
 
qckbeam said:
I can cook and bake quite well actually. I sort of fell into the habit of cooking dinners and other meals out of necessity, and actually found out I enjoy it. I enjoy creating meals.
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You'll make a good bitch one day. :LOL:

I <3 qck
 
I got a cooking joke for you guys.

Why do women have such small feet?

Answer= So they can stand closer to the stove.

I'm sorry if I've offended any women on this site but it's just a joke and not one of my personal beliefs.
 
Tr0n said:
You'll make a good bitch one day. :LOL:

I <3 qck
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When the world ends and I'm alive because I could cook my own meals and sew my own clothes and you're starving and freezing to death because the earth is stuck in permanent nuclear winter, I'm gonna laugh my ass off!
 
qckbeam said:
When the world ends and I'm alive because I could cook my own meals and sew my own clothes and you're starving and freezing to death because the earth is stuck in permanent nuclear winter, I'm gonna laugh my ass off!
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I'm probally gonna end up dead before that happens. :LOL:

I was just joking btw!!! :(
 
Tr0n said:
I'm probally gonna end up dead before that happens. :LOL:

I was just joking btw!!! :(
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HOW DARE YOU JOKE WITH A CHAOS MAGICIAN!!!

I <3 Tr0n, and cooking
 
qckbeam said:
When the world ends and I'm alive because I could cook my own meals and sew my own clothes and you're starving and freezing to death because the earth is stuck in permanent nuclear winter, I'm gonna laugh my ass off!
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I could make my own Cockroach stew!, and as for clothing.. it would probably be more hygenic to run around bare-bum :)
 
Tr0n said:
OH GOD PLZ DON'T KILL ME!!!
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Alright, fine...I shall not be responsible for your death nor shall I be responsible for the death of this topic, so get back on it boy!
 
Yes I can cook some things....like ramen noodles. :D
 
I am the omlette king. I make one mean omlette I tell ya. I also make chocolate brownies on occasion.
 
If Hot Pockets count, then yes I am a cook. lol jk I don't truely cook very often but I can make some mean grilled cheese and ham sandwiches :E
 
colson said:
I got a cooking joke for you guys.

Why do women have such small feet?

Answer= So they can stand closer to the stove.

I'm sorry if I've offended any women on this site but it's just a joke and not one of my personal beliefs.
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haha
thats why women are hotter then men :burp:
 
I make all kinds of food, the basic meats, friend eggplant (sounds nasty but is pure orgasm) a bunch of stuff
 
He_Who_Is_Steve said:
It's too spicy. Only us southerners and black people can handle it. And it's so hard to break into the fried chicken market down here in LA...what with KFC, Churches, Popeye's, and the newcome Raising Cane's Chicken fingers, which has expanded to somewhere around 10 stores in 4 cities in a little under 6 years.
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Market it as a porduct that can clear sinuses or something then :p
 
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