Do you like cheese?

[Cheomesh]

Reading up on Cheese just now, and I was wondering who here is a fan of cheese, and what kind of cheese they like the most.

Part of the reason I plan to tour Europe is to check out fresh made cheeses I've heard are really good there.

 

[Pulse]

Cheeseboards are fecking awesome, I must've had about 20 over Christmas. Stilton and apricots/cranberries ftw and goats cheese ftw!

 

[Dynasty]

Cheddar and Parmisan.

Anything else is just...mould

 

[Eejit]

Who wouldn't like cheese...

Wensleydale Gromit?

 

[Raziaar]

I love cheese, but unfortunately I haven't had the privilege to sample exotic and rarer cheeses. Mostly it's been cheddars, goudas, and all the other ones especially common in the states.

Sampling a wide range of more exotic cheeses is something I want to do.

 

[Avoidist]

Cheese is not necessarily the best food ever, but certainly the best food that you can feel like having at almost any time. There's almost always cheese on any sandwitch I make, and if there is actually any good cheese like Edam or Camembert in the fridge I will almost always want to eat them (with crackers), though I do tend to savor such foods for a while (too damned expensive to do otherwise).

Plastic cheese, however, should be hurled en mass into a giant fire, where it will ironically not melt.

 

[Shodan]

I cannot eat cheese.

 

[Raziaar]

I cannot eat cheese.

Are you allergic, or just lactose intolerant? If you're lactose intolerant... you can eat cheese. Being lactose intolerant actually only makes someone part of the majority, not minority. I often hear people say, " Oh, I can't eat cheese because I'm lactose intolerant."

I'm always tempted to tell them... "Well, only like 30% of adults in the entire world are lactose tolerant... eat some ****ing cheese already like everyone else."

 

[Shodan]

I'm allergic to milk.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm allergic to milk.

Then you are forgiven and pitied.

 

[Cormeh]

Cheese is O.K I suppose. I'm not too keen on really strong cheese, but I do enjoy white stilton on oatcakes.

Also, grated cheese over a plate of chips.

 

[Evo]

Cheddar and Red Leicester for the utter win

 

[Raziaar]

Cheese is the best vegetable of all.

A super awesome and especially healthy vegetable indeed.

Cheese? Cow gets hungry. Cow eats grass. Grass goes into cheese stomach. Stomach eliminates chlorophyll. Grass converts to cheese. Out pops cheese. Good vegetable. Processed cheese? Cow eats cheese. Cheese goes into cheese stomach. Cheese converts to processed cheese. Out pops processed cheese. Good vegetable.

 

[The Monkey]

Cheese sucks.

 

[Raziaar]

Cheese sucks.

You know... I love you, but that was hurtful.

 

[Kula Meenur]

WHY YES GOOD SIR I DO QUITE ENJOY THAT LIGHT DAIRY BEVERAGE PRODUCED BY BOVINE FOR OUR DAILY CONSUMPTION!!!







:cheese:

 

[Tyguy]

I like cheese but not on a hamburger for some reason

 

[The Monkey]

You know... I love you, but that was hurtful.

I love you too, but that doesn't mean I want to eat everything that comes out of you. <3

 

[lePobz]

It depends on what the cheese is for.

In sandwiches, I like Double Gloucester because its relatively mild, tastes lurvely and is smooth. I also like Red Leicester for the same reasons. Both these are great with a bit of branston pickle.

Saying that, you can't beat a big chunk of crumbly white Cheshire cheese in a thick sandwich with plenty of butter. No picke with white cheese though, its just wrong.

Also, that stuff America produces in slice form (and calls Cheese) just isn't cheese. I'd rather remove my tonsils with a fork than eat that crap.

 

[Tyguy]

i like melting a block of cheese on my testicles sometimes, its quite sensual

 

[Saturos]

i like melting a block of cheese on my testicles sometimes, its quite sensual

:rolling:Under cheese, which smells alot like Blue cheese, which is also the most evil form of cheese.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

It's all about the brie, baby.

"American Cheese" is actually reconstituted cheese leftovers. Or dead babies.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Raziaar]

It's all about the brie, baby.

"American Cheese" is actually reconstituted cheese leftovers. Or dead babies.

-Angry Lawyer

I hate American Cheese with a passion. I don't see why so many people like it. Have a burger? Slap on some american cheese. NO NO NO... use anything but that. Cut a thin slice of cheddar. I mean hey, it's fairly bland and generic, but at least it's real cheese!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

...a processed cheese (i.e. it is manufactured from a set of ingredients[1] such as milk, whey, milkfat, milk protein concentrate, whey protein concentrate, salt) which meets the legal definition of cheese...

The horror.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Raziaar]

The horror.

-Angry Lawyer

So basically it's like stripping all the essential elements that make up cheese, and then reconstituting them into a cheese form. A really crappy cheese too. Not ideal at all.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Cheese is a great guy, eh tastes good and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[soulslicer]

Cheese is one of the few reasons I actually live for..Cheese..mmm

 

[Raziaar]

What can a cheese thread be without mention of the epic love affair between mice & cheese? (even though they don't really like it)

 

[delusional]

Cheese product FTW!!!

mozzarella is good too.

 

[CptStern]

love cheese, almost every single kind ..love gouda in all it's forms, asiago, provolone, feta, brie etc etc etc

 

[Ravioli]

The ONLY way i can eat cheese is if its on a sandwhich, hamburger, pizza, pasta. Other than that...ITS DISGUSTING...i cant understand how people can chew up a whole piece of cheese just like that! Doesnt your mouths become all dry and overloaded with that gross taste?

 

[nurizeko]

Variety of cheeses with a variety of crackers with a glass of white wine, mmmmm niiiice.

 

[CptStern]

The ONLY way i can eat cheese is if its on a sandwhich, hamburger, pizza, pasta. Other than that...ITS DISGUSTING...i cant understand how people can chew up a whole piece of cheese just like that! Doesnt your mouths become all dry and overloaded with that gross taste?

cheese doesnt have to be dry, stop eating mouthfuls of mozzarella ..cheese can be wet, like good feta ..you really are missing on a world of taste by not eating cheese ..but to each his own

 

[Crushenator 500]

love cheese, almost every single kind

Agreed

Having actually been to the village of cheddar in somerset I can tell you that there is nice cheese to be found there. They also do cider and handmade candles :E

 

[Spoonoop]

Muenster cheese on its own, cheddar for hamburgers, and provolone for any other sandwich.

 

[morgs]

Not really, it sees to sort of...cheesy, I just don't like it.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I love those crazy specialist cheeses you can sometimes get. Like cheese with chillies in it. Badass.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

On pizza, in my Cheezits, on mah Doritos, and in my Hot Pockets yes.




HOT POCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

 

[CptStern]

Agreed

Having actually been to the village of cheddar in somerset I can tell you that there is nice cheese to be found there. They also do cider and handmade candles :E

you europeans have it going on when it comes to cheese ..cheese in north america can be so bland ..in my many visits to spain I ate cheese I had never heard of and it was all awesome ..Manchego comes to mind ..very strong but awesome with wine


I'm really hungry now ..time to go home

 

[Slug Advisor]

The ONLY way i can eat cheese is if its on a sandwhich, hamburger, pizza, pasta. Other than that...ITS DISGUSTING...i cant understand how people can chew up a whole piece of cheese just like that! Doesnt your mouths become all dry and overloaded with that gross taste?

Ah, you see, I'm the exact opposite of that. The only was I can eat cheese is by just chewing up a slice without anything else. Preferably a very thin slice.