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May dad bought me one since i was moving to a different state. I hate cell phones though, so I only answer it when someone calls, i never call anyone. And because I never call, i usually dont recieve many calls (except from my dad and family).
*raises hand*What kind of anti-social malcontent doesn't have a mobile in this day and age?
What kind of anti-social malcontent doesn't have a mobile in this day and age?
No...simply because I DONT NEED A ****ING PLASTIC THINGY THAT VIBRATES AND MAKES BRAIN-BLOWING SOUNDS AND OPENS SOME WEIRD TIME HYPER SPACE WORM-HOLE TO MY MOMS MOUTH TO HEAR HER JAB ABOUT ME NOT DOING HOMEWORK.
Seriously, whats up with this thing? So many people are going for this mainstream shit, everyone i know has one...but they dont even use it, they just take it out, flip it open with some uber cool james bond move, then their thumb are getting hyperactive and start dancing around the number pad like a ****ing road-drill on a pavement. Then they close the thing with that look in their face, you know...the "oh im so cool" look. What do they do next? They hang it to some ****ing holder made of animal skin but its actually cheap fake plastic just to make it look cool, hockt on the pants so that every sad mother ****er with no money can steal it and sell it to other sad mother ****ers who wanna blend in with this mainstream shit. Everywhere i go i see these things, i walk in the school hallway and all everyone is talking about is ther ****ing cell-phones "ohhh MANDYYY, GUESS WHAT...I LIKE..GOT....THAT UBER SEXY DUDE AS A FRONT PAGE ON MY CELLY..AHHHHH I CANT BELIVE IT!!!!!!!!! (add cool-hiphop thingy)". At one time i was standing in line and this dude starts talking to me and im being friendly talking back...so after some time of conversation with his odd responses i see that he has one of those hyper cyber alien plastic thingys suckt into his ear directly contacted to his brain spraying it full with radioactive bullshit while the sound waves of his adam-apple is going through his own cell-phone and suddenly ends up in another mind-slaves ear. And dont you just hate it when you stand in line or sitting at a cafe or such just chillin...then some dude walks in with his cellphone and talkes like hes in a ****ing warzone "OKKKEYYY DARRLLING, I WILLL BUYYY MILLLK..AND:..WHAT WAS ITTTT??? MOHHH YEAH...BUTTERRRRR. OKKKKEYYYYYYYY" making my ears start bleading. When he finally turn of the ****ing thing and start talking to the chick behind the counter the decibel of his voice has lowered to an amazing level so that i cant even hear him...as if you are actually YELLING to the person in the other side of the phone as if you are actaully yelling pass the buildings and roads and farms to the actuall person in real time. OH and the worst thing is when i meet a cool guy/girl we have fun and all, but when its time to say bye they step up to me and ask "whats your cellphone number"...these suckers actually think that everyone in the world has one...so when i tell them that i dont have a brain-slug stuck to my brain they look at me as if im black in the 1500s...
Nope, i really dont need one because i dont have anyone to call (yes im lonely) and i dont spend my entire life sms-ing people just to get a free little paper note saying i have to pay a fine for pushing "send" with my hyperactive thumb.
I respect those who actually have a purpose for them but i really cant stand those suckers that have cell-phones just to show of and play silly song melodies to disturbe the silence in mother earths nature. PLEASE STOP PLAYING THOSE ANNOYING SOUNDS ON THE BUS!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!
No...simply because I DONT NEED A ****ING PLASTIC THINGY THAT VIBRATES AND MAKES BRAIN-BLOWING SOUNDS AND OPENS SOME WEIRD TIME HYPER SPACE WORM-HOLE TO MY MOMS MOUTH TO HEAR HER JAB ABOUT ME NOT DOING HOMEWORK.
Seriously, whats up with this thing? So many people are going for this mainstream shit, everyone i know has one...but they dont even use it, they just take it out, flip it open with some uber cool james bond move, then their thumb are getting hyperactive and start dancing around the number pad like a ****ing road-drill on a pavement. Then they close the thing with that look in their face, you know...the "oh im so cool" look. What do they do next? They hang it to some ****ing holder made of animal skin but its actually cheap fake plastic just to make it look cool, hockt on the pants so that every sad mother ****er with no money can steal it and sell it to other sad mother ****ers who wanna blend in with this mainstream shit. Everywhere i go i see these things, i walk in the school hallway and all everyone is talking about is ther ****ing cell-phones "ohhh MANDYYY, GUESS WHAT...I LIKE..GOT....THAT UBER SEXY DUDE AS A FRONT PAGE ON MY CELLY..AHHHHH I CANT BELIVE IT!!!!!!!!! (add cool-hiphop thingy)". At one time i was standing in line and this dude starts talking to me and im being friendly talking back...so after some time of conversation with his odd responses i see that he has one of those hyper cyber alien plastic thingys suckt into his ear directly contacted to his brain spraying it full with radioactive bullshit while the sound waves of his adam-apple is going through his own cell-phone and suddenly ends up in another mind-slaves ear. And dont you just hate it when you stand in line or sitting at a cafe or such just chillin...then some dude walks in with his cellphone and talkes like hes in a ****ing warzone "OKKKEYYY DARRLLING, I WILLL BUYYY MILLLK..AND:..WHAT WAS ITTTT??? MOHHH YEAH...BUTTERRRRR. OKKKKEYYYYYYYY" making my ears start bleading. When he finally turn of the ****ing thing and start talking to the chick behind the counter the decibel of his voice has lowered to an amazing level so that i cant even hear him...as if you are actually YELLING to the person in the other side of the phone as if you are actaully yelling pass the buildings and roads and farms to the actuall person in real time. OH and the worst thing is when i meet a cool guy/girl we have fun and all, but when its time to say bye they step up to me and ask "whats your cellphone number"...these suckers actually think that everyone in the world has one...so when i tell them that i dont have a brain-slug stuck to my brain they look at me as if im black in the 1500s...
Nope, i really dont need one because i dont have anyone to call (yes im lonely) and i dont spend my entire life sms-ing people just to get a free little paper note saying i have to pay a fine for pushing "send" with my hyperactive thumb.
I respect those who actually have a purpose for them but i really cant stand those suckers that have cell-phones just to show of and play silly song melodies to disturbe the silence in mother earths nature. PLEASE STOP PLAYING THOSE ANNOYING SOUNDS ON THE BUS!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!
No, but I have something even better.......
A BANANA PHONE!