Do you pee in the shower?

Hurm?

  • Never

    Votes: 46 28.4%
  • Rarely

    Votes: 19 11.7%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 29 17.9%
  • Often

    Votes: 20 12.3%
  • ALWAYS

    Votes: 40 24.7%
  • Shower?

    Votes: 8 4.9%

  • Total voters
    162
Yeah I do. Alot.

Actually, I also take dumps in the shower.
 
Often. Basically any time I forget to pee before I shower.

[edit] Why is this poll not public? It really should be.
 
Duh. Why the shit would I waste water on another object leading to the same destination?
 
God. It's one of these polls.

If you piss in the shower, you ARE disgusting. Don't try to justify it. There is a toilet less than a foot away, you lazy f*ck.
 
Why would I want to soak my feet in piss? I'm with Darkside on this one.
 
I pee in the shower when its too hot and I'm hungover, before I finish the shower of course, and I usually stand back from the yellow puddle swishing around.
 
God. It's one of these polls.

If you piss in the shower, you ARE disgusting. Don't try to justify it. There is a toilet less than a foot away, you lazy f*ck.

I'm not going to get the floor wet.
 
God. It's one of these polls.

If you piss in the shower, you ARE disgusting. Don't try to justify it. There is a toilet less than a foot away, you lazy f*ck.

It all goes to the same place.

And if your worried about getting piss on your feet, then you have terrible aim.

You can't try justifying NOT peeing in the shower. You also waste an entire toiletbowl full of water when you flush, opposed to just regular shower water when you do it in the shower. You wasteful person.
 
we should make a poll, do you pee in the pool/ocean/lake thread
 
It happens when I can't get out of the shower. Always happens when I have shampoo in my hair, so I have to blindly aim in the right direction and try not to get my feet covered in it. I usually then start peeing into my mom's conditioner bottles and leave it there to ferment.
 
Only at school. You gotta make clear which shower is yours by marking your territory.
 
No. Never.
I once peed in the ocean. I was swiming and was at least 500m out, and needed to pee. So I did. They came out with an motorboat after me later, to check if I where okay. I said I was fine, but they really wanted me to come on the boat and drive me back. I let them drive after me in a slow swim pace for another 100meters or so before geting in the boat. I really wanted to swim for myself, but that boat was annoying.
 
Peeing in the shower is ****ing awesome. Wash it down with a little body wash and some warm water.

God. It's one of these polls.

If you piss in the shower, you ARE disgusting. Don't try to justify it. There is a toilet less than a foot away, you lazy f*ck.

Hur, hur, yeah, because it's not like more filthy shit is being washed from our dirty bodies when we take showers.
 
Occasionally. I don't really see the big deal, and when I see people that think it's disgusting, it makes me laugh. Really? Is it that gross? If you're really hitting your feet with your stream, then you: a) are five, b) suck.
 
No. Never.
I once peed in the ocean. I was swiming and was at least 500m out, and needed to pee. So I did. They came out with an motorboat after me later, to check if I where okay. I said I was fine, but they really wanted me to come on the boat and drive me back. I let them drive after me in a slow swim pace for another 100meters or so before geting in the boat. I really wanted to swim for myself, but that boat was annoying.

Pissing is a sign of weakness, and they saw you doing it.
 
I guess. I have tried to hold it since then though.

I whould have managed 2 years now if it wheren't for that time I got wasted and pissed all over myself.

It went away in the shower though.
 
I only pee in other people's showers.
 
like i said before, i catch myself doing it when i'm hungover or still drunk and if your with a chick in the shower you just gotta go sometimes all over her all ready wet body, you just do it
 
You just gotta aim tactically for the drain in the floor, sorted.
 
and by aiming tactically he means controlling with your right hand and squeezing one out
 
No, because I'm not a ****ing savage.
 
I can't believe how many pussies there are here. Actually, I can.
 
My shower drains very fast, so there's no pool of liquid at my feet. And I can aim my stream right at the drain.

But I also pee in the back yard. My dog pees with me XD

I used to have a piss rock outside, one I pissed on many, many times, to see if the uric acid would make it brittle. It broke up into a thousand "pisses".
 
There is more pee than shower in my shower.

I also like to piss outside, like on the street and in parks.
 
the best pee is when you pee into a pond or lake off a cliff. there is nothing better
 
I do it at night when there's no one around >.>
 
Most people have at least a few times, god knows I have. Most of the time it's just more convenient to piss beforehand, more comfortable too.
 
I don't see what the problem is. When i piss in the shower i aim for the plug hole. I also have the advantage of being able to wash any any urine that may be left.
 
What's so bad about pissing in the shower. Aim for the drain, numbskulls. If you're letting your feet soak in piss, I can only imagine you're getting off on it.

I make shower pissing an integral part of my daily schedule, even when I'm not actually showering myself.
 
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