Do you pee in the shower?

Hurm?

  • Never

    Votes: 46 28.4%

  • Rarely

    Votes: 19 11.7%

  • Sometimes

    Votes: 29 17.9%

  • Often

    Votes: 20 12.3%

  • ALWAYS

    Votes: 40 24.7%

  • Shower?

    Votes: 8 4.9%
  • Total voters
    162
I do it every time. Urine is extremely sterile, and it's common knowledge that it helps to clear up athletes feet. Quit being a little pussy.
 
Virus if I ever got my cock bitten off by a piranha while pissing in a river I will give you all of my money.
 
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in a recent survey, one in five Americans admitted to peeing in the pool.
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Disgusting!

Also, in the Amazon river:

Candiru
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When a human urinates while bathing in the mighty Amazon, he or she might fall victim to the Candiru accidentally. Candiru might find its way up and it is highly difficult and painful to pull it off. In case of humans, the Candiru cannot find its way out and it becomes resident there. Expensive surgery in the urino-genital tract and days of agony can only get rid of this little enemy.
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It can sense its prey with the traces of Ammonia and Urea
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Finally:
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I'll bet this is at least 33% urine.
 
Hate packed public swimming areas, ugh, it's like swimming in sweat.


Anyways, that little Candiru is damn cute.
 
Luckily I live several thousand miles from the Amazon.
 
Wow, 6 pages already.

And yes of course I pee in the shower.
 
Peeing in the shower? Why that's just preposter... yes.
 
You do know that it's a well-circulated myth that the Candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is opposed by the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5-14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2–7 mm wide column of fluid. There has only been one documented report of this and that guy was taking a piss thigh deep in water.
 
This thread turned out far better than I imagined.
 
It amazes me how many people are so afraid of urine and A: Forget that they are already washing themselves, and B: For some reason don't wash their shower stalls/tubs?
 
Yeah, I was afraid 'Lump in Pants' was going to beat me all through try-outs.
 
I like to give meself a golden shower whilst I'm in the shower.
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
Yeah, I was afraid 'Lump in Pants' was going to beat me all through try-outs.
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I honestly would have picked Lump in Pants, both because it's funnier and because we've had this thread before.
 
It's ok, I still love you and your Kerouac avatar.
 
I think many people are missing the whole "URINE IS STERILE" point.
 
Just once. A jellyfish stung me in my shower and after I slew it, I vanquished its poison with my urine. Unfortunately, it stung me on my back, so some acrobatics were involved.
 
PvtRyan said:
Just once. A jellyfish stung me in my shower and after I slew it, I vanquished its poison with my urine. Unfortunately, it stung me on my back, so some acrobatics were involved.
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You always do things the hard way. You should have used a cup.
 
PvtRyan said:
Hmm, good point. That way I could have avoided the massive yellow stain on my bathroom ceiling.
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If it's long enough, you could bend it under your sack and shoot it on your back...

Then you'd probably have gay sex with yourself..
 
PvtRyan said:
Just once. A jellyfish stung me in my shower and after I slew it, I vanquished its poison with my urine. Unfortunately, it stung me on my back, so some acrobatics were involved.
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Using urine is actually a bad idea - did you know? Also... what?
 
I like how most people said things like, "Why would I waste water by flushing when I can just pee in the shower?" like they actually give a shit about conserving water. Don't lie to yourselves.

Also it isn't the fact that you might piss on yourself. That's not the problem at all; of course urine is sterile, and unless you've got a little baby dick you're probably not going to pee anywhere on your own body or at your feet, and even if you've got a gorilla penis (look it up) I'm sure you can at least aim for the drain. The disgusting part is the fact that you're pissing while you're cleaning yourself off, being lazy when there's a toilet right there and you probably had to pee before you even got into the shower.

That's what they made the toilet for.

I bet some of you are the same f*cks who'd piss in a sink.
 
That's what I'm sayin'.

1.5in on a goddamned gorilla that's nature being cruel.

But even if you're that tiny I'm sure you're still not likely to pee on yourself.
 
Lol.

HL2.net, you make me believe in the potential rehabilitation of fundamentalists and tyrants.
 
Of course I do!

Why should I be bothered to use the toilet, when I'm basicly standing in one?!
 
Darkside55 said:
I like how most people said things like, "Why would I waste water by flushing when I can just pee in the shower?" like they actually give a shit about conserving water. Don't lie to yourselves.

Also it isn't the fact that you might piss on yourself. That's not the problem at all; of course urine is sterile, and unless you've got a little baby dick you're probably not going to pee anywhere on your own body or at your feet, and even if you've got a gorilla penis (look it up) I'm sure you can at least aim for the drain. The disgusting part is the fact that you're pissing while you're cleaning yourself off, being lazy when there's a toilet right there and you probably had to pee before you even got into the shower.

That's what they made the toilet for.

I bet some of you are the same f*cks who'd piss in a sink.
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I do it because it's practical, in the sense that it takes me less effort to do than use the toilet. That is my justification.

Obviously, I pee in the beginning of a shower, and wash myself afterwards. I do not mix them up or combine them. I wash myself to become clean, hence I must pee before I wash myself. That's simple logic right there yes?

Anyway, it doesn't really matter what people think about this issue. I'm healthy, I'm clean, and I'm living just fine like this.

I do not piss in sinks. That's disgusting. They're used for hand hygiene. The most important body part to be hygienic.
 
I usually pee in the shower when there is a high drought level here in Queensland. If it's yellow let it mellow etc.
But there are so many valid reasons that pretty much state that there is nothing wrong with doing it, those which actually favours it to BE done.
 
Darkside55 said:
I like how most people said things like, "Why would I waste water by flushing when I can just pee in the shower?" like they actually give a shit about conserving water. Don't lie to yourselves.

Also it isn't the fact that you might piss on yourself. That's not the problem at all; of course urine is sterile, and unless you've got a little baby dick you're probably not going to pee anywhere on your own body or at your feet, and even if you've got a gorilla penis (look it up) I'm sure you can at least aim for the drain. The disgusting part is the fact that you're pissing while you're cleaning yourself off, being lazy when there's a toilet right there and you probably had to pee before you even got into the shower.

That's what they made the toilet for.

I bet some of you are the same f*cks who'd piss in a sink.
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I piss at the start of the shower, before I start cleaning myself at all.

And yea, I'll admit you called me out on the water thing, I don't give a shit about it. But the thing is, even if I piss before a shower the hot water makes me want to pee more anyways (works on the same principle that hot water on your hand when you're sleeping makes you piss yourself), so I'm going to piss in the toilet, then get in the shower and have to piss again anyways, screw it. Not even worth it, I'll just cut out a whole step and just piss in the shower..
 
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