Do you sleep in the buff?

Do you sleep in the buff?

  • Yeah I sleep in the buff wanna fight about it?

    Votes: 12 10.9%
  • More often than not I sleep in the Buff.

    Votes: 5 4.5%
  • More often than not I sleep with some sort of underwear.

    Votes: 42 38.2%
  • I sleep with clothes on almost all the time.

    Votes: 19 17.3%
  • I don't have a bed and I sleep on the street.

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • I don't sleep

    Votes: 3 2.7%
  • I am naked and asleep right now

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • I am not naked and asleep right now

    Votes: 3 2.7%
  • I sleep with supermodels in a bed of cocaine.

    Votes: 15 13.6%
  • all of the above.

    Votes: 9 8.2%

  • Total voters
    110
I play a game before I go to bed. I stand at my door way, scream "GO!" and jump at my bed, while in mid-air trying to discard as many clothes as possible which so far has been : 0.

So I sleep with my clothes on.
I lol'd.
 
What, people wank off nude now? Don't you get cold and all shrivelled up?
Not when you're lying on a big sheepskin rug next to a roaring open fire with a glass of wine in your free hand.
 
I couldn't.

I'd prefer the Half-Life2.net Bisexuals or something. More room in that description for add-ons.
 
More often than not, I sleep in the buff

Wow, only 3 other votes than mine? You're all so restrictive!
 
lol Chi
More often than not I sleep with some sort of underwear.
 
Boxers and shirt, and ALWAYS socks.
I'm never without socks. Unless I'm in the shower.
 
Watch out for fungal infections in that case.
 
Watch out for fungal infections in that case.

They're quite tame. My little toe is starting to hurt, and I'll have to check hat out, likely just friction against my tight shoe. It's just my feet are SO WHITE.
It's AWESOME.
 
Boxers and shirt, and ALWAYS socks.
I'm never without socks. Unless I'm in the shower.

Uhg. I cannot stand wearing socks while under covers. The mere thought makes me shiver in disgust.
 
sweatpants, boxers and a t-shirt. If its hot I might strip down. Also I reside in the pro-socks camp. You non-sock-wearing muzzafuggas are the real terrorists if you ask me.
 
Anti socks myself. My feet stay colder if I keep 'em on.

And hawt buffness depending on the season.
 
Not when you're lying on a big sheepskin rug next to a roaring open fire with a glass of wine in your free hand.

You certainly treat your left hand romantically. :thumbs:
 
Ugh, I can't sleep fully clothed. Far too hot. Even in the winter. If I pass out while wearing clothes I wake up soaked in sweat. It's disgusting.
 
Is it wrong that I treat my left hand romantically, while ignoring my right?

That's just wrong. You should treat it to a night on the town.

Or down-town, if you know what I mean.

And I'm sure you do.

I mean on your penis.
 
That's just wrong. You should treat it to a night on the town.

Or down-town, if you know what I mean.

And I'm sure you do.

I mean on your penis.

But it just feels weird now, it was fun while it lasted, but we have moved on.
 
I never knew people called naked "in the buff". But no, I don't ever sleep devoid of clothing.
 
ITT people sleep naked for the first time and can't keep their erections down.
 
I don't have a bed and I sleep on the street.

But I have a PC!

:D
 
I'm too afraid to fart too hard, thus shitting the bed. Boxers are there to protect you!

You made me chocke on my milk :hmph:

Normally I sleep with at least something on, even in the dead of summer when naked would be preferable.
 
I only like wearing socks if I have shoes on. As soon as I get home from work, they come off! I wear flip-flops whenever I can.

Also...

I couldn't.

I'd prefer the Half-Life2.net Bisexuals or something. More room in that description for add-ons.

I'm sure we could all work something out haha.
 
Urgh... I can't stand socks in bed. They feel trapped. Enclosed. Insecure... hidden from the world.

Why can't my toes move?!
 
I really like the feeling of falling asleep with socks on accidentally, then waking up and taking them off. FOOT FREEDOM!
 
I really hate the feeling of waking up in the middle of the night at all.

It means there's something wrong.
And it means that the sleep won't be good.

Unless, of course, there's another woman there.

Then it's nice.
Then I sleep alright.
 
I'm too afraid to fart too hard, thus shitting the bed. Boxers are there to protect you!
Depends on the amount of shit though.

Boxers aren't gonna do much good if you have a stomach virus and fill them to the elasticised brim as it would seep through the fabric and ruin you matress and bed sheets indefinately.

You'd be better of with diapers in this case. Otherwise, if you have a tolerant colon and sphincter, (like me :) ) nude is better.
 
Urgh... I can't stand socks in bed. They feel trapped. Enclosed. Insecure... hidden from the world.

Why can't my toes move?!

You don't know how to wiggle your toes within the socks?

I thought everyone could do that. :/
 
You don't know how to wiggle your toes within the socks?

I thought everyone could do that. :/

They get stopped, impeeded by the walls of the sock, prevented by the murderous threads inside the cloth, forced into submission, deprived of air.

They just want to see the light!
 
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